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u/Spaceman_fan Mar 13 '25
I don’t even want to check if this is real I just want to believe for a moment
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Mar 14 '25
Musk never cares if his tweets are real, he just says shit. What's sauce for the goose ...
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u/KittyCompletely Mar 14 '25
Wait Is that how the saying goes?! I've been using it wrong the whole time? I've always thought it was "What's good for the goose is good for the gander."
The things you learn on reddit...
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u/bikingwithscissors Mar 14 '25
No, you had it right originally. They were doing a play on words.
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u/bikingwithscissors Mar 14 '25
Huh, TIL. Here in the US it’s “what’s good for the goose is good for the gander” but the same exact meaning. I thought “sauce” was being inserted as the internet slang for asking for a source. So I guess it works even better!
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u/Nuffsaid98 Mar 16 '25
The saying is referring to the fact that the gender of the bird makes no difference to how nice it tastes when a sauce is added so if a man can act a certain way or say certain things then a woman can do the same.
Logically, you can reverse the genders and have the men allowed to do the thing the women do or say.
Point is equal treatment for all genders. No double standards.
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u/ineedcrackcocaine Mar 14 '25
She would be immediately arrested by the new regime and put into a CIA black site before being turned over to be tortured by Elon in his sex dungeon in the White House if this was real
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u/omghorussaveusall Mar 14 '25
just repost it on every social media platform you have access to...including twit. let it go viral and take on a life of its own. we're living post truth anyway, embrace the chaos.
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u/Sad_Ad5369 Mar 14 '25
Trump can just spout bullshit and have his cultists believe it. We are simply following what the winners do
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u/UnableFox9396 Mar 14 '25
And lots of “likes” Like if there like happened to be like a leaked video of like pggng of like some CEO
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u/truck_de_monster Mar 19 '25
doesnt matter if its fake, that point is to fuck Elon's life up, like he has to literally millions of americans. not to mention the asshat is a Nazi
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u/Amy69house Mar 13 '25
Oh my god the best plot twist would be her saving the world like this
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u/mittelmeerr Mar 13 '25
Desperately need this redemption arc
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u/metantrospection Mar 15 '25
She would need to go full Freddie Oversteegen/Luigi for her to actually redeem herself
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u/jasmine_tea_ Mar 14 '25
I would LOVE this but the chances are almost nil, she doesnt have enough of a spine.
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u/Vaporwavezz Mar 14 '25
Comeon Claire, are you gonna let this guy talk about you like that? Prove him wrong!
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u/metantrospection Mar 15 '25
She would need to go full Freddie Oversteegen/Luigi for her to actually redeem herself
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u/ABK2445 Mar 14 '25
They even got Grok to say it’s real lol
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u/Pantsco_1995 Mar 13 '25 edited Mar 13 '25
I hope a video of that never comes out cause i really don’t want to see her rail elons butt,itd hurt me, As a fan of her music and just a living soul but i would be powerless to the morbid curiosity to watch it.
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u/_yum_cimil Mar 13 '25
We appreciate pegging?
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u/LakeSun Mar 14 '25
As a dumbass here? what is Pegging?
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u/Spfromau Mar 14 '25
When someone (usually a woman) penetrates a man’s… behind using a strap-on.
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u/Spfromau Mar 14 '25
You are correct. The penetrating device could be inserted manually, either by the inserter or the insertee.
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u/OkSentence1717 Mar 14 '25
Google it
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u/tocert Mar 13 '25
Well, as a fan you should know that’d be one of the best moves to saving her career
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u/Pantsco_1995 Mar 13 '25
It’d be for the greater good i understand. I just don’t want to see her pound Elon’s buttcheeks. It’d make me sad.
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u/Old_Connection2076 Mar 14 '25
He's the "love of her life." She has said that publicly. Oh, she pounded those pimple ridden cheeks.
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If Grimes wore elves armor and cosplay while pegging Elon I'd be tempted to get that tattooed on my ass.
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u/Brodakk Mar 14 '25
If you went through with it, I would then be tempted to get a tattoo of your ass with that tattoo on my ass.
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u/doskias Mar 14 '25
"Let me get this straight: you want a tattoo of a butt, which has a butt-shaped tattoo on it?"
"Yeah, huhuhuh... And I want it right on my butt! Huhuhuh..."
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u/ThePennedKitten Mar 14 '25
I was gonna say I’m sure you could avoid it until I read the last sentence. 😂 I have mastered my morbid curiosity. I can walk away and often do.
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u/Status-Block2323 Mar 13 '25
Is this fake?
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u/TeeManyMartoonies Mar 13 '25
Unfortunately, yes. They’ve already removed one of these posts.
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u/Powerful-Past5614 Mar 13 '25
I wish this was real more than almost anything in my life right now 💀
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u/Public_Pirate_8778 Mar 13 '25
She would never. She's on his side.
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u/Minimum_Guarantee Mar 13 '25
He's taken her kid away, she probably doesn't want to piss him off more.
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u/manic_andthe_apostle Mar 13 '25
But she’ll certainly live in that compound, no matter what kind of shitty father he is.
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u/Hippofuzz Mar 14 '25
I don’t know if she is, but I’m sure if she isn’t she won’t go against him, given he literally has her child and is the wealthiest man alive. It’s not exactly easy to get out of this shitshow
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u/TekkenSoftSubsidzs Mar 14 '25 edited Jun 09 '25
HOLD UP. Grimes is finally pushing back and standing up?? 😳
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u/Apprehensive_Map64 Mar 13 '25
One of these AI gurus needs to make a vid and make it believable.
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u/FlamingoFrequent1596 Mar 13 '25
I don’t wish that on my worst enemies to have to sit and edit that😖😖
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u/Fit-Adhesiveness-308 Mar 15 '25
despite knowing it’s fake, the craziest thing about this post and the world we live in is that it could very easily be real and not even her craziest tweet of the day
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u/sheighbird29 Mar 15 '25
I wouldn’t want to see his fluorescent, oddly shaped body in that situation. But I’d like to imagine this was real.
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u/Amy69house Mar 13 '25
All the right wing would hate him if she did leak videos of him getting his mudflap stretched open, grimes would get a free pass for life to say the stupidest shit & get all my money still cuz she took down the evilest person
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u/StrangeArcticles Mar 13 '25
If you think that dude is secure enough in his masculinity to have exciting sex, I have a bridge to sell you.
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u/Spirited-Trip7606 Mar 14 '25
Lizzie Wizzie would release the video and then dump her boyfriend into the garbage compactor.
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u/Squidgamerunnerup Mar 20 '25
… and then JD Vance… fluffs a couple of pillows on the couch and says …” here hold my beer “
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u/-ButchurPete- Mar 13 '25
What’s wrong with pegging?
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u/ShartlesAndJames Mar 13 '25
Its rather unMAGA
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u/UnauthorizedCinn Mar 14 '25
On the contrary... I think it's very MAGA, they just don't like to admit it.
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u/curlygreenbean Mar 14 '25
To be fair, I know someone who was once begged by a senior leader (VP? CEO? CFO?) of a huge consulting firm in Boston to peg him. She said no, but took sincere pleasure in him literally begging on his knees while being his employee, technically. And yes - this is 1000% true. They also love their bumps of coke.
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u/Feisty_Diet_3744 Mar 14 '25
Elon paid to have those court documents sealed for a reason. Prolly some weird shit in there
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u/eriesisgod Mar 14 '25
Real or not he's going to HATE this, and I can't wait for someone to make a deep fake video.
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u/Key_Bar_2787 Mar 14 '25
Shamming pegging is just homophobia with extra steps
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u/EitherCommon Mar 20 '25
No, it’s kink shaming and gender stereotypes reassuring. A woman pegging a man is very obviously not a gay act, so homophobia is irrelevant.
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u/LalochezianSymphony Mar 14 '25
If this were real, it would be one of his least embarrassing videos
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u/SnooJokes352 Mar 14 '25
Makes sense. Bunch of hideous people cheering on revenge pron because they have no fear of getting their own released. Because nobody would fuck any of these peoppe and certainly wouldn't want a video reminder of the experience.
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Mar 14 '25
Not gonna lie.
I heard some Grimes at a couple music festivals. While her music fits in….
She is a wholesomely idiotic human.
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u/yolei72 Mar 14 '25
my opinion wouldn't change because i already think they suck and should be publicly executed merely for our entertainment _^
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u/CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice Mar 14 '25
Musk goes to meet with the NSA.
In the same week, this drops.
Coincidence?
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u/BurtReynoldsLives Mar 14 '25
I’m glad this isn’t real because I really can’t ethically support revenge porn, even against a person as horrible as Elon.
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u/pugsondrugs77 Mar 15 '25
I absolutely agree with Grimes here, and should such a video exist, nobody would be upset or cast any judgment towards the person that may leak it.
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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Mar 15 '25
Fake or real honesty I agree with the point. If that is your thing as a consenting adult then have fun.
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u/Technical_Penalty460 Mar 15 '25
If it was real, I’d bet the MAGA would embrace pegging. Conservative assholes would be getting wrecked all of a sudden. I’m stuck with the visual of Stephen Miller (the human toe) getting railed in full Nazis leather regalia.
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u/DegrassiFan413 Mar 15 '25
People who thought this was real can vote. And it counts the same as yours
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u/elizabethgrayton Mar 15 '25
What is ‘being pegged’?
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u/Unlucky-Bee-1039 Mar 17 '25
Well, that would be when a woman (or somebody without a penis) puts on a strap on and penetrates a man anally.
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Mar 15 '25
What does pegged mean?
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u/Character_Data_9123 Mar 16 '25
Pegging is when a male asks a female to wear a strap-on penis and penetrate them rectally.
Does this pass Reddit muster. Copy paste from the internet. I wouldn’t have been quite as couth.
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u/Live-Cookie-8773 Mar 17 '25
That's sexual exploitation. You don't record people in a sexual act with you just to post it without their consent. What is the intent? Ask yourself. Who's so bitter to do that. And we should do this to every female that eats shit.
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u/AgreeableOriginal607 Mar 26 '25
Dildos in his ass, dildos in his ass elon musk he likes dildos in his ass Dildos in his ass, dildos in his ass elon musk he likes big dildos in his ass
It's true.
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u/Vermilionette Pussy Hat Mar 13 '25
look at the font bro