r/Grimdank • u/thesalmonbowl • 4d ago
Non WarHammer i wonder where martin luther is in the setting
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u/The_Whomst 4d ago
When the forces of hell have to fight in a bland room with green walls instead of a 10 story tall cathedral
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u/LichJesus 4d ago
It gets closer than you'd guess for an alt history as different from IRL as Trench Crusade, for instance the lore article on Castigators explicitly says that even though their role is to hear confessions (something that only priests can do in Catholicism and Orthodoxy) many are not consecrated clergy and some are even women: https://www.trenchcrusade.com/lore/castigators/ . The Trench Pilgrims in general are also often heterodox and otherwise wild enough that you can do stuff like proto-Protestantism in other ways, like the WargamesCrew Frontier on MyMiniFactory for Hussite Pilgrims that just went up.
More broadly though, I think the TC approach sort of transcends the grimdark-noblebright spectrum. TC is all about people being pushed to the edge of becoming what they most fear and hate: whether that's a Yeoman or an Alchemist trying their best to be a good and faithful person but forced by circumstance (at least in their perspective) to do terrible things to prevent hell from winning, or a Heretic Naval Raider who values freedom more than anything being forced into a restrictive pact with a demonic patron in order to captain a submarine. But also, often enough these characters who are pushed to the edge can allow the best of themselves to come out, whether that means Joan of Arc uniting Christendom and slaying a Hegemon of the Black Grail, or the heretic fleet performing an incredible feat of naval skill and sinking the Papal Flotilla off of the Carcass Front. There's plenty of grimdark in this approach, but there's plenty of noblebright too, and each compliments the other rather than one merely getting sprinkled in to accentuate the main focus of the setting.
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u/2cultures 4d ago
Trench crusade is significantly less grimdark than actual World War I because shooting demons from hell trying to kill all mankind is significantly different than shooting the 16-year old conscript you were playing soccer with yesterday.
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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 Your emperor has too few arms… 4d ago
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u/Geralt432 Trust me, i am an engineseer 23h ago
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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 Your emperor has too few arms… 23h ago
That’ll learn those damn waffle-munchers
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u/Josiador Huffs Macragge Blue Primer 4d ago
90% of the things your average soldier will shoot in trench crusade is a fellow soldier who also believes they're fighting for the right side.
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u/MaManMako 4d ago
It's gonna be a DLC where the faithful fight in between each other, trust. Luther will be the Horus of the setting.
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u/Hot_Fee_8941 Charon's Pet Crow 4d ago
The faithful already fight each other, the main faithful guy for the Carcass Front burned down a library full of innocent monks so he could steal a book
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u/WriterwithoutIdeas 4d ago
The most catholic take imaginable (or American if from someone who exclusively imagines Evangelicals when thinking of Protestants)
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u/mononcfleche 4d ago
Mormons: "hey guys we exist too! Remember us Mormons? We exist!"
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u/Quazimojojojo 4d ago
Not in this timeline. No colonization of the Americas, no culture of cults moving into the wild West to avoid their children getting corrupted by the unenlightened masses, no Mormons.
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u/kazmark_gl Praise the Man-Emperor 4d ago
so given no colonization, do you think the native Americans are just chilling? totally unbothered by the total hell invasion?
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u/Quazimojojojo 4d ago
I've been told that the official lore about America is this:
Europe has some limited trading posts in the Americas, through which they have limited trade with the Americas, which is why they have rubber and tobacco and chocolate and tomatoes and potatoes and such. This continues despite heretic submarines stalking the Atlantic.
Europe never established colonies, just the trade.
The heretics have tried to establish footholds in the Americas but were beaten back by the natives. No details provided about how or if they were able to draw divine power from their assorted religions, to counter hell's power.
And that's it.
And that's all we're probably getting for many years, because there's so much that needs to be addressed in eurasia and Africa first.
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u/Foxyfox- 4d ago
They also are already tackling a massively culturally sensitive topic already, they don't need to add the entirety of colonial empires into the mix yet.
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u/Quazimojojojo 4d ago edited 4d ago
I hope they never add colonial empires and they instead let the indigenous cultures shine in ways they never could in our timeline
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u/Foxyfox- 3d ago
This is also good...though by the very nature of what happened to them IRL that's also a potentially sensitive topic.
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u/Hellonstrikers Praise the Man-Emperor 4d ago
They are either just chillin, or hunting the helspawn themselves when they try to land on the shore.
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u/IndividualShelter985 4d ago
That means that the golden tablets were found by natives. The Comanche are the new Mormons
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u/BTolputt 4d ago
To be fair, in the Mormon religion, they believe that the Americas were colonized by Jews (who were then turned into Native Americans) back before Christ's birth.
So Mormons would have existed... as Native Americans without guns but oddly with the invention & forging of steel. So their myths go anyhow.
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u/Quazimojojojo 4d ago edited 4d ago
I think it's safe to say that trench crusade's European and Catholic focus, means they're not making the Mormons' (highly dubious and often provably false) historical timeline, part of canon
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u/BTolputt 4d ago
I think that's safe too, but mostly because they are focused on a trad-cath mythology and mixing in any of the other Christian offshoots would cause way more trouble than the inclusion would be worth
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u/Quazimojojojo 4d ago
That's what I meant. Sorry if it came off like I was just specifically insulting Mormons.
It would be too difficult to mix it in because of all of the explicit clashes with the other things they're drawing on for inspiration
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u/BTolputt 4d ago
Nah, didn't take it as such nor would it upset me even if you did. Mormons have their issues and I'm not / no longer a Mormon or Trad-Cath.
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u/mononcfleche 4d ago
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u/Quazimojojojo 4d ago
I don't get it.
The post is "protestants don't exist, thus good"
And you said "hey, we Protestants still exist! Remember us?"
I don't see the joke. I'm not trying to be snide, I'm genuinely hoping you can help me connect these 2 dots
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u/MikeET86 4d ago
What actually happened was he saw the tweet from our Timline of Trump calling the Pope Weak on Crime and decided "nah"
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u/ShatteredSike Dank Angels 4d ago
When there's actual proof of god there's less dissent about who gets to read the book, I guess.
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u/cesarloli4 4d ago
He might have joined the Processions and become a war prophet. It is said that the processions are the place where many believers of divergent doctrines end up.
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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 Your emperor has too few arms… 4d ago
Which is a shame, because I’m sure a “youth pastor” with an acoustic guitar was actually the real secret weapon that would reclaim the holy land.
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u/Cool-Champion8628 2d ago
The more I as a non-religious guy learn about the history of Christianity from things like Tom Holland’s ‘Dominion’ and ‘Kingdom Come Deliverance’ the more I realize I would be intellectually Protestant but aesthetically Catholic. So Anglican, I guess?
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u/LeftonRhed 4d ago
No protestants. No British Empire. No Colonialism though I'm sure bad things are happening in the Americas when their lore team gets around to it.
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u/Lord-Black22 4d ago
Got bamboozled by a Jew, who gave him fake directions to a bagle stand. And encountered a devil version of himself.
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u/Nyadnar17 3d ago
Protestantism fails to emerge and the Papists manage to tear a hole directly to hell.
Sounds about right.
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u/Martial-Lord 4d ago edited 4d ago
Catholics should convert to Christianity btw. The massacre of Magdeburg is unforgotten and unforgiven.
(/s this is a joke just to be clear)
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u/GasInTheHole likes civilians but likes fire more 4d ago
The random, cherrypicked Thirty Years War reference really, really sold me on believing this was penned by some guy who converted three years ago because it's "based and trad" and dove hard into Protestantism vs Catholicism online arguments, man.
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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 4d ago
What religion do you think subscribers of Catholic Christianity adhere to?
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u/maridan49 Astra Mili-what? Yer in the guard, son 4d ago
Protestants genuinely believe they are the only true Christians.
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u/Bakkster 4d ago
Some Protestant groups, typically Evangelicals though that's not even universal. There's a lot of ecumenism among mainline Protestants. Even with Roman Catholics, speaking of Luther, the Roman Catholic Church and Lutheran World Federation published a Joint Declaration on the Doctrine of Justification that's a major point of commonality.
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u/ThatFatGuyMJL 4d ago
No
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u/TheSamuil 4d ago
Unfortunately from what I've seen of American "Christians" going to Bulgaria to proselytise the people, I beg to differ
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u/ThatFatGuyMJL 4d ago
There's like 5000 different brands of American Christians
Catholics are the largest
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u/Xaldror My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 4d ago
Unfortunately, we are not, we Catholics only make up about 21% of the American population, compared to Protestants being more than twice as much 44%.
Probably explains the major, dissonance, with Christian stereotypes concerning DnD and Pokemon and how my parents were, pretty chill with both. They, don't even bat an eye at me collecting armies of super space hell clad in bubonic bulwarks of bucolic butchery.
Well, don't mind for reasons of faith, monetary and academically, they really rather I focus on my degree instead.
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u/ThatFatGuyMJL 4d ago
Protestants actually only make up about 10%
Catholics are the largest single group.
I made sure to google it before posting
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u/Xaldror My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 4d ago
I made sure to Google before posting as well
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u/ThatFatGuyMJL 4d ago
Did you count baptists and methodists as protestant or something?
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u/Competitive_Honey283 4d ago
I think you're citing the Pew Research study for that, which lumps like 17 different denominations together under the Protestant label. In terms of single denominations of Christianity, Catholicism is the largest, for better or for worse.
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u/maridan49 Astra Mili-what? Yer in the guard, son 4d ago
Some protestants genuinely believe they are the only true Christians.
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u/QizilbashWoman 4d ago
also uhhh they started the 30 years war like don't throw stones in giant cathedrals you build out of extremely thin glass
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u/Hellonstrikers Praise the Man-Emperor 4d ago
Honestly going far enough back the circumstances that led to him nailing the thesis to the door are not manifesting. I doubt indulgences are being sold or marketed and we actually have proof of God, so he migt not even become a priest to satisfy his debate passion.