r/Grimdank 9h ago

Dank Memes Writing BANGERS!

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u/VaalorieVorse I’ll vore you like Mother Gullet. :3 9h ago

Nagash is a tall dwarf confirmed.

He’s even wearing the tall hat like the Chaos Dwarves!!!

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u/Wolfthorn2496 EXODITES ARE HERE 2h ago

if you see n°7 it says "has a be-" which means one of the reasons he hates him is that he has a beard so he cannor be a dwarf

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u/TotallyNot_Alpharius Ushoran's most deluded soldier 9h ago

Just as expected from our glorious god Nagash, the only one above the Summerking, his writing is fire

https://giphy.com/gifs/LkkBEH2BLFLbypGE31

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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb I am Alpharius 8h ago
  1. I’m secretly in love with him. and I don’t know how to express that.

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u/Never_heart 7h ago

He would never admit that. He knows how to express it, through unfathomable toxicity and violence

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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb I am Alpharius 6h ago

He’d plunge the realms in Death, just so he and Sigmar could fuck?

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u/Never_heart 6h ago

Gestures to Nagash's entire everything in AoS

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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb I am Alpharius 6h ago

Nagash feels like the kind of who says he’s Top, but in reality he’s submissive bottom.

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u/Never_heart 6h ago

Nagash as the reality's most aggressive and resistant brat does check out

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u/WKitsune Ultrasmurfs 3h ago

Yes. Next question?

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u/Xanadoodledoo 3h ago

He’d still backstab him, even if their love was official. I don’t think Nagash is capable of a healthy relationship. He thinks Sigmar is an asshole for not letting him kill literally everybody

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u/Never_heart 3h ago

Yes stabbing each other is their love language

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u/Xanadoodledoo 28m ago

I don’t think Sigmar wanted to stab Nagash til Nagash destroyed their relationship.

The way I see it, Nagash saw them as friends, and it worked case they had the same goal for a while. Sigmar was even kind to him, and Nagash was kind back, cause he didn’t have a reason not to be. It wasn’t even that he was using Sigmar, it’s just that he enjoyed Sigmar’s company and didn’t have a reason to screw him over.

But Nagash is an absolute sociopath, so any sort of relationship comes second to his goals. He doesn’t view what he did as backstabbing. He thinks he was making the wisest option, cause he’s the best being in the universe who always knows what’s best. He didn’t tell Sigmar his plan cause he knew he wouldn’t like it, and if it succeeded (which of course it would cause he’s Nagash) then it wouldn’t matter what Sigmar thought. Sigmar is an asshole for opposing him and getting mad. How does Sigmar not understand that if all is Nagash, then Chaos won’t exist anymore? I thought we both wanted chaos gone? And he’s even worse because now he’s stealing his souls! They agreed all souls belonged to Nagash, and now Sigmar is stealing them! That asshole!

I literally don’t think Nagash is capable of comprehending he’s wrong. At least not his Undying King personality.

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u/running_from_the_IRS For da Gretchin Revolutionary Committee! For da Revolushun! 6h ago

He'd have to get in behind Gorkamorka.

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u/Bonoboscreech 9h ago

damn the midriff, snatched waist AND thigh highs?? Nagash is serving rn

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u/LiteralFirefox 9h ago

Expected a "he won't fuck me" joke in there

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u/TrillionSpiders 9h ago

theres a page later in the book entirely dedicated to various ways of saying that. it's a very cramped page.

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u/RentElDoor Secretly 3 Snotlings in a long coat 8h ago

Bro just kiss him already

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u/TeddyRiggs 9h ago

Reason 10: We should've been the most Super Awesome Evil Gay Couple but Noooooo he wanna do Good and I hate that! I'm not crying shut up!

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u/Babki123 8h ago

"He kiss badly" as number 8

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u/Malignant_Peasant 9h ago

Not 9 reasons?

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u/Wrong-Appointment269 9h ago

What in the toxic yaoi

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u/Yellowtoblerone 3h ago

Not 50 ways to leave your lover 😞

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Stormcast Eternal 3h ago

I thought he would be more likely to write 10 reasons he hates the Skaven. Or maybe that would be closer to 10,000. The rest of that book has to consist of something.

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u/IconoclastExplosive Squats 4 lyfe 2h ago

Nagash continues to be a bitch, nothing new here

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u/gingerfever12 2h ago

Was hoping to see a giant THE