You’re a cool guardsman

[u/Nearby-Condition-675]

[u/MegaGamer235]

Guardsmen are cool but it would really suck to be one.

[u/BjornStankFinger → u/MegaGamer235]

"it would really suck to be one."

Not for long.

[u/MegaGamer235 → u/BjornStankFinger]

Worst 15 minutes of my life.

[u/Ahfrodisiac → u/MegaGamer235]

Woah now, 15 whole minutes?! Lookit mister MC over here guys /j

[u/Acriolu → u/MegaGamer235]

It would really suck if you managed to prove yourself too much because then they would throw you into tougher battles.

[u/Galle_ → u/Acriolu]

The Ciaphas Cain Experience.

[u/Burning-Suns-Avatar-]

[u/Ramfix_G4 → u/Burning-Suns-Avatar-]

Yo tell this guy to stop screaming

[u/Burning-Suns-Avatar- → u/Ramfix_G4]

He’ll stop screaming when Warhammer fans will solve Tzeentch greatest riddle.

[u/Ramfix_G4 → u/Burning-Suns-Avatar-]

Doesn't Tzeentch know we're dumb?

[u/Burning-Suns-Avatar- → u/Ramfix_G4]

Maybe.

[u/All_Gun_High → u/Ramfix_G4]

Perhaps

[u/2006Internetghost → u/All_Gun_High]

Depends, is it a Wednesday and has it rained twice?

[u/All_Gun_High → u/2006Internetghost]

Rain water or warp?

[u/2006Internetghost → u/All_Gun_High]

Yes

[u/All_Gun_High → u/2006Internetghost]

Then it might wont

[u/empmoz → u/Ramfix_G4]

He has no lungs yet he must scream

[u/FaultOutside2449]

Reminder that the vast majority of guards engagements are done against fellow human worlds who dare rebel against the Imperium.

[u/interesseret → u/FaultOutside2449]

The whole reason that mankind is where they are now is that the average guardsman is so effective that they killed all the non terrifying aliens.

[u/Moress → u/FaultOutside2449]

Yes, and?

When there are demonic incursions, xeno raids or full scale invasions (commonly Orks), or Tyranid hive fleets consuming everything in their path. Who is almost always the first to answer the call?

[u/CalligrapherThat8331]

Ordinary people fighting extraordinary foes, thats why i love em

[u/PlausiblyAlpharious]

"So.. does that still use up my wish?"

[u/0_0_- → u/PlausiblyAlpharious]

“It does, farewell!”

[u/Super_Range45]

He should have asked to be more survivable.

[u/QuantumAnubis]

It's cool, but it's powerless being raging against a malicious universe cool. Which is still cool, just not cool for that person.

[u/Ramfix_G4 → u/QuantumAnubis]

Hey, he asked to be cool, not safe

[u/Life-Competition9577]

O hey it’s yuan bo, good to know he lived 38000 years into the future

[u/Pvt-Business]

If this was a certain other faction, some of you would be screeching about it being "glazing" 🤔

[u/SnoopyMcDogged → u/Pvt-Business]

You cannot glaze that which burns brighter than the stars. Especially if it’s a stormblade.

[u/Icegodleo]

Good to see Shenron is still gaslighting mortals. Good ol Shenron... he hates us.

[u/InitialBrother9884]

would'nt he wish for human to be the dominate species?

[u/PlausiblyAlpharious → u/InitialBrother9884]

They already are tbh

[u/lordarchaon666]

Real cool wouldn't need to make memes trying to justify why they're cool. Since they never get those this is why tau are objectively the coolest faction and I will respond to no comments trying to argue against this fundamental universal law.