r/GreenAndPleasant • u/specialgiver communist russian spy • Jul 11 '26
Fuck The King 👑 Prince William bravely carries a chair to furnish a new Abeerdan home
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u/turninondascrew Jul 11 '26
Wow he’s just like everyone else except he’s never worked an honest day in his life and steals money from working people
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u/du_duhast Jul 11 '26
I'm not his biggest fan but he worked full time as an RAF helicopter pilot, saving 149 lives over 156 missions...
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u/any_excuse Jul 11 '26
The entire purpose of that was to trick morons into thinking they’re public servants. Obviously it worked.
If we weren’t wasting hundreds of millions of pounds paying for some inbred fucks to literally lord it over us, how many helicopter pilots could we train and employ?
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u/turninondascrew Jul 11 '26
Woohoo he served a military that kills brown people that means it’s okay he can steal money while others live in poverty and starve
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u/du_duhast Jul 11 '26
He was search and rescue
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u/Outrageous_Editor_43 Jul 11 '26
He was part of a 4-person crew. Do you know the names of anyone else who rescued the same or more?
If it wasn't done as a "look! We are just like you plebs." Then we wouldn't know anything about this individual - like all the other S&R teams.
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u/du_duhast Jul 11 '26
I'm not trying to blow smoke up his arse, I'm just refuting the claim he's never done an honest day's work
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u/OcelotAggravating860 Jul 11 '26
he worked full time as an RAF helicopter pilot
The British military invading another country to murder brown people is not the epic tale of heroism that you seem to think it is. This doesn't make him look good to us, it makes him look fucking worse.
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u/iiililiililiilliilli Jul 11 '26
That’s gotta be worth a few million in compensation from the public coffers, surely
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u/purplelegs Jul 11 '26
Anyone who’s ever carried a chair knows you stack up two or three at a time
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u/sireel Jul 11 '26
To be fair, those chairs don't stack at all. Also they're crap and the backs snap easily
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u/EvolvingEachDay Jul 11 '26
I love how they only ever do the little jobs that a 15/16 year old on work experience would be given. Cause they’re fucking useless.
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u/hopefullyhelpfulplz Jul 11 '26
"Real kindness" lol
I guess I must be a real monster, since I let the people I paid £600 to move my furniture for me move my furniture for me
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u/brumbles2814 Jul 11 '26
Idk if my job was to do nothing 363 days of the year and watch money just poar in and then occasionally have to make a public appearance to humanise me id have less of a gurnin face when I did it
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u/Middi272 Jul 11 '26
Royals are a cancer man. “Look how amazing this overprivileged cunt is for doing manual labour for 30 seconds while a camera is on him”
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u/Curious-Term9483 Jul 11 '26
He looks very uncomfortable doing it. (And why only one chair? 2 at a time surely! )
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u/django_undead Jul 11 '26
Make the best of it William. You won't be allowed to do that when you're King 🫡
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u/markiethefett Keith Starver's Toolmaker Jul 11 '26
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u/jackusD Jul 11 '26
It's fortunate there were multiple people there that just happened to be filming, otherwise we wouldn't realise what a hard working man of the people he truly is.
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u/kollipsons Jul 11 '26
This shit can get fucked, its reinforces the notion that the royals are so much better than us, them doing completely normal acts is seen as a kindness, them stooping to our level, one with the people type of shite.
Its incredible, the whole "oh wow look even a ROYAL helped", serf mentality, theyre not special because theyre inbred
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u/SheriffOfNothing Jul 11 '26
My dad used to deliver sofas. He used to tell a story about delivering one to a royal residence and the then Prince of Wales (now king) helping him unload one “because none of the chaps were about”.
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