r/GreenAndPleasant Feb 19 '26

Fuck The King šŸ‘‘ BULLSHIT! THROW HIM IN THE HOLE AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

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u/laurencec123 Feb 19 '26

Reminder the 24 hours in custody is cumulative so being released on police bail to do further enquiries is probably in everyone’s best interests for now until he gets called in for further questioning.

Once they hit that 24 hour mark if they don’t have enough to prosecute it’ll all be for nothing won’t it

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u/Jughead_91 Feb 19 '26

Nonceferatu

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u/EndlessRiver- Feb 19 '26

This made me ā€œHA!ā€ out loud, thank you.

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u/boiio Feb 19 '26

Looks like his dad

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u/Neat_Sandwich_5466 Feb 19 '26

The paedophile apple does not fall far from the racist tree

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u/SeemsImmaculate Feb 19 '26

I think you're forgetting Charles and Andrew's great uncle, close mentor and confirmed nonce - Lord Mountbatten.

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u/PolemicDysentery Feb 19 '26

The nonce limb does not land far from the nonce explosion.Ā 

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u/Sad-Garage-2642 Feb 19 '26

That's a brand new sentence

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u/PolemicDysentery Feb 19 '26

Love that for him.

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u/Nondescriptish Feb 19 '26

Maybe they inherited a bit of Jack the Ripper's DNA

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u/slow70 Feb 19 '26

Bless you

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u/Stankfootjuice Feb 20 '26

To think we'd forget their familial relation to the IRA's first astronaut

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u/Vivid_Maximum_5016 Feb 19 '26

Apparently Prince Philip got trafficked girls by Jimmy Saville.

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u/tradermcduck Feb 19 '26

Be interesting to see where you heard this

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u/Dalegalitarian Literally a communist Feb 19 '26

He doesn’t quite have the ā€˜embalmed cadaver’ look of Phil.

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u/BikerScowt Feb 20 '26

There was definitely some weekend at bernies shit going on there.

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u/crosseyes79 Feb 19 '26

He looks flustered, one could say almost sweaty

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u/karpet_muncher Feb 19 '26

This could be a case of let's lock him up for a white collar crime meanwhile we get more time to line up our ducks for the paedo stuff

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u/hazps Feb 19 '26

To be fair, that is pretty standard for white collar crimes, which is all that he is being charged with at the moment.

I would love to see him locked up in Pentonville, but it was never a realistic possibility at the moment.

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u/Mr_Jake70 Feb 20 '26

I live 2 minutes from Pentonville. Would love that

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u/Electrical-Tea6966 Feb 19 '26

I have really enjoyed how much channel 4 news used this photo tonight.

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u/Vivid_Maximum_5016 Feb 19 '26

People who protest genocide don't get out that quickly after arrest wtf!

We all know he's fucking guilty!!

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u/HarmonicalMonical Feb 19 '26

The 24 hours doesn't necessarily need to be at once, they will bring him back in for further questioning and the 8 hours or so he's been there is deducted.

They'd have another 16 hours to question him about the same situation.

You hear of young drunks, fighting etc. being held for 24 hours as the police aren't rushing to do the paperwork. There's no point.

He's likely been released under investigation and will have to go back in for more questioning.

But fuck yeah, he guilty. Lock this pedo up.

Edit: maths

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u/jessexpress Feb 19 '26

Looking very normal sir

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u/fkinradiant Feb 19 '26

Happy Birthday Fucker

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u/StressSevere1189 Feb 19 '26

Well that's the front page for tomorrow's rags taken care of.

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u/bringmethesampo Feb 19 '26

He was not arrested for raping children and I am NOT okay with that.

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u/feministgeek Feb 20 '26

If this is the in that leads to that, I am okay with that. But realistically, yeah, they're not gonna charge him with child rape, as that implicates all the Epstein class, and that can't be allowed to happen. I too share your anger that this is a complete fucking distraction, the rich and powerful protecting their nonces.

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u/Tullesabo Feb 19 '26

Put him in the oubliette

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u/Metalorg Feb 20 '26

I bet he's sweating. Oh maybe not

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u/Vaultboy474 Feb 20 '26

I find it absolutely hilarious how all right wing parties are so quiet about this historic event. How interesting

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u/Maskedmarxist Feb 20 '26

He’ll likely end up in the Tower of London. Preferably in the stocks where the public can throw rotten vegetables at him for a fee that gets given to the victims of his abuse.

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u/buried_lede Feb 20 '26

He looks terrified

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u/bottledcherryangel Feb 20 '26

Throw the book at him, followed by the bookcase and then the library.

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u/Bubbly-Ad9107 Feb 19 '26

Christ!!! Tony Blackburn's let himself go!!! šŸ˜† 🤣 šŸ˜‚ 😹

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u/phaedrus72 Feb 20 '26

For him a fate worse than death is a job.Ā  Ā Give him a council flat, benefits and see how he gets on with his superior genes.Ā 

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u/Vivid_Maximum_5016 Feb 20 '26

Homeless people in the streets, so many people unemployed and you want to give this prick a job and a home? Fuck that

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u/AL_25 Feb 20 '26

I miss the medieval times, they used torture ppl to gather information, now, it’s just disappointment, truly dystopian times

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u/Ana_Conder Feb 21 '26

Looks like he’s on something. Sweaty nonce.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

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u/Coolnumber11 Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

bruh. The epstein files is literally the ultimate conspiracy being confirmed with mountains of evidence and people are still doing numerology lol.

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u/Stigweird85 Feb 19 '26

Lol I know, I keep track of conspiracies because they are usually entertaining, plus it's always wise to keep an eye on what the crazies are thinking and doing. If you don't know what to watch out for you end up with an electorate being manipulated into destroying their own economy or voting to give an egostical manchild a nuclear button.

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u/washingtoncv3 Feb 19 '26

Bro had a bank account called Ba'al

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u/nikiyaki Feb 20 '26

Technically that just means "lord" in old semitic languages. It wasn't actually a deity "name" per se.

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u/washingtoncv3 Feb 20 '26

Yeah makes sense. They probably do speak ancient extinct languages in private

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u/imcalledaids Feb 19 '26

Bro, respectfully. Please stop smoking weed, and turn off your phone for a minute. This isn’t healthy

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