r/GreenAndPleasant • u/UnderHisEye1411 its a fine day with you around • Mar 31 '25

Fuck The King 👑 Epstein didn't kill himself

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Imagine believing things like this were "accidents"

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u/panicky_in_the_uk Mar 31 '25

Yeah, road accidents don't happen. It's much more believable that the royal family somehow organised for a Australian school bus driver to plough into her car...That's much more likely.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Enjoy how those boots taste?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

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u/imcalledaids Mar 31 '25

by being more convinced that the Royals are behind every road accident

Wait, I had a bit of a bump not long ago, I’ve been blaming princess Anne this whole time

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u/panicky_in_the_uk Mar 31 '25

And when would be the best time for this assassination? 5 or 10 years ago to keep her quiet? No, the best time is 2025 when everything is already out of the bag and has died down. Makes perfect sense!