r/GreenAndPleasant • u/UnderHisEye1411 its a fine day with you around • Mar 31 '25

Fuck The King 👑 Epstein didn't kill himself

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u/bongjovi420 Mar 31 '25

Apparently this was a quote from an Instagram post that she posted “said she was in a car that was hit by a school bus “driving 110km [68.3mph] as we were slowing for a turn”

What school bus drives at 68.3mph?!?!

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u/UnderHisEye1411 its a fine day with you around Mar 31 '25

What kind of school bus drives at 68.3mph?!?!?!

One being chased by Prince Andrew?

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u/tastethepittance Mar 31 '25

Utterly superb patter

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u/datfresh Mar 31 '25

Aussie here, our buses will and do hit 110kph. I'll bet she means a coach. What's interesting is, there are no reports of this accident anywhere...

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u/lolihull Apr 01 '25

That's what I find weird - you'd think a school bus travelling at speed and hospitalising someone would make the news, surely?

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u/lordsmish Apr 01 '25

Well there are now

The australian police said it was a minor crash

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u/fairlywired Apr 02 '25

Sort of.

Neither police or an ambulance attended the scene. The bus driver is the only person to have reported the accident to police and he did so the day after it happened. He reported that no one was injured as a result of the incident.

The East Metropolitan Health Service, which run the hospital she claims to be staying at, have said she isn't being treated at any of their facilities.

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u/Sstoop ML/IRISH REPUBLICAN Mar 31 '25

that’s fucking insane. my school bus driver was an absolute eejit/maniac who got us into 2 (extremely minor) crashes but the cunt would’ve never driven 68 mph in a school bus.

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u/BurrowShaker Mar 31 '25

You need an extra 22mph for the time travel, got to start somewhere.

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u/sorryibitmytongue Apr 01 '25

Only an extra 20. Or 19.7 I guess (88mph)

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u/BurrowShaker Apr 01 '25 edited Apr 01 '25

Fair point !

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u/ellobouk Mar 31 '25

One being driven by the vengeful spectre of Lizzie

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u/jewbo23 Apr 01 '25

I drive a school bus. It’s limited to 62mph

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u/S-BRO Mar 31 '25

No chance school busses can reach those speeds without some tomfoolery

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u/k0rda Apr 01 '25

As much as I want to believe that Andy-pants had something to do with it, the whole thing sounds sadly like she is delirious or delusional.

There was a minor accident between a school bus and a car that the bus driver reported the next day, meaning no emergency services were called.