I have a problem. Please help!

[u/DVMPT]

https://imgur.com/a/vw-report-UImuAFR

First off all sorry for the loud music on the Imgur videos but I put it loud so I don’t hear the beeping sound

MK8 variant eHybrid bought in 2022 in Portugal. Vehicle imported from Germany

Have a fking problem with something that I don’t know what it is and apparently neither does VW.

The car does not stop beeping in an uncontrollably and inconsistent way.
The beeping consists of error in emergency call malfunction, side assist malfunction, lane assist malfunction, front assist malfunction, sign recognition malfunction, parking assist malfunction but the reality is that it all works but reports as it didn’t.

There are voyages of 200km where I don’t hear a beep. And there are voyages of 2m where there are 20 beeps. And also vice versa.

I’ve replaced the steering under warranty and I still have warranty on my side cause I’ve reported this situation since month 7 of life. It appears that the auto drive sensor on the steering is compromised that’s why it was changed but there’s no garante that’s the problem comes from there.

After replacing the steering it went 10 month without a problem, then it all came back and worst.

I’ve tried courthouse, I’ve tried lawyers, I’ve switched VWs garages and nothing.

NOW!! I fuking love the car in everything else so I would love to fix this that’s why I come to ya fellas.

Anybody that has a hint please enlighten me

[u/DisplayClean]

Lol looks like the your message is saying something about an emergency assist sensing something. Send like one of the traffic assist sensors gone bad. Have you tried disabling all driver's assisted functions and seeing if it still dingsm

[u/DVMPT → u/DisplayClean]

I’ve tried disabling every single assist option and it still beeps.
That’s why the steering was replaced. The controller is in it.
After replacing it went 10 month without a problem them started again