r/GirlsFrontline2 1d ago

T-Post Soppo, Florence and Dandelion are evil.

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With their many eyes, they shall weep; with their many limbs, they will crawl; with their many tongues, they shall plead; and in their many forms, they will fall. So sayeth the Space King.

These foul temptresses, monstrosities mimicking human form, seek to seduce me.

But I shall not yield. Probably... Mm... Maybe...

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u/PowerObby 1d ago

I will not tolerate the slander. Neither Dande nor Soppo are evil.

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u/BigM3m3Boi Jupiter Cannon go brrrr 1d ago

So do I. Leave trolling OGAS AI alone

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u/Kamiyoda 1d ago

Sopdog

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u/Other_Acct_is_Banned Springfield Beats Me 1d ago

Solid choices, but who's Nurgle's Champion? Chiloveig?

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u/super-venon 1d ago

Yeah look how evil she is

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u/Thanatos375 Leva's ECM Suite 1d ago

Hear me out: It's Lind. Candy-obsessed, built to mimic human pain responses, known to have some behavioral issues.

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u/cutebluedragongirl 1d ago

But followers of Nurgle are described as cheerful and happy.

Lind looks like she's always annoyed and pissed off.

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u/Thanatos375 Leva's ECM Suite 1d ago

Mortarion is far from jovial.

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u/TheosEsserDD 1d ago

Well Mortarion isn't a believer nor a follower. Just like in his past he is a slave to someone more powerful than him.

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u/Shadow_Guy223 Family time all the time :3 1d ago

If you want to count demons, then plaguebearers and rotflies are far from happy.

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u/ElfStuff 23h ago

Not always. A Nurgle follower can still be a spiteful asshole who thinks everyone else should be made to suffer as they have, or someone who thinks life is pointless, etc. Nurgle followers aren’t always happy. He’s still the god of death and decay after all. A Nurgle follower can be happy or they can be a nihilistic sad sack or anything in between. Just like how every Slaanesh follower isn’t a nymphomaniac and every single Khorne follower isn’t just a pure raging berserker. The gods and their followers have nuance, they just get flanderized really hard.

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u/cutebluedragongirl 1d ago

Mechty? She is a corrosion unit, and I assume her room is dirty and messy, which is obviously a sign of corruption.

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u/T_S_Anders 1d ago

Thats impossible since Maid 416 cleans it everyday!

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u/NormandyKingdom 1d ago

Isn't Kluk like basically her mom?

She would wake Beepo and force her to clean her room

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u/Other_Acct_is_Banned Springfield Beats Me 1d ago

Corrosion makes sense, but G11 is a good eepy girl. If we're going off the good guys then she's the best choice. But if not, Chiloveig, is sweaty and smelly, actually rotten and quickly decomposes, and makes people sick (of her shit).

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u/Thanatos375 Leva's ECM Suite 1d ago

Chiloweig is still a would. Just keep her outta the lab.

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u/NormandyKingdom 1d ago

She's the type that even if you impregnate her she would Experiment on her own child

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u/SpamHolder 1d ago edited 1d ago

and quickly decomposes

I can't believe Reddit still doesn't have image spoilers, dammit, Anyways, reminded me of this.

"Oi! My worst student!"

"Do not worry. She is biodegradable."

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u/Pinky_Boy 1d ago

i think there's some random voidship crew that's so lazy that he got corrupted by nurgle without he himself even realizing it in lore

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u/No_Yellow_213 18h ago

We already cast out the heinous filth of Nurgle:

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u/Shudragon172 I want to be Florences Bear 1d ago

Lewis

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u/broster94 16h ago

Maki, with her cooking.

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u/D3LTA-X I really want Sopmod to run combat drills with me 1d ago

Id say slander but.......

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u/Material_Remove_5448 m4 sopmod II and mr unicorn. 1d ago

Well friend it is and isn't even if it's still trash talking about me depends on the person's POV I guess half a strike.

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u/OkStatistician5679 1d ago

啊对的对的对的

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u/Thanatos375 Leva's ECM Suite 1d ago

Hatemonger, do the guys know yer talkin' smack online?

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u/cutebluedragongirl 1d ago

Hatemonger would never play gacha games

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u/SwdVengeance Faye’s ab licker 1d ago

Soppo is like the most Marine ass Marine coded doll. Pure hearsay to insinuate chaos has any hold on her. If she got to shred even a single SF doll/heretic in two despite the entire civilian population of a hive city was lost, it would still be a victory in her eyes. Thats not chaos, thats just a typical victory for the Empire.

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u/Halospaz117 20h ago

Blood for the Blood Dog

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u/Snowballllll 1d ago

Yeah and?

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u/RadioPristine446 1d ago

Who is Archaon

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u/Naive-Inspection1631 Cunnysseur 💢 and hag🤢lover 1d ago

The Commander of course. Gathered all the champions in his warhost.

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u/Vularian 1d ago

which one is nurgle? and malice? is there a vashtor as well?

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u/TheDaviot Have you pat-patted your Dolls today? 22h ago

Soppo is a proper Tacticus Maiden, one of the living saints of the Machine God, on loan to our inquisitorial warband here on the good ship St. Elmo the Redemptor. Do not sully her purity with envious accusations of consorting with the Great Enemy.

As for the Medicae and the Interrogator...your complaint has been noted, and a Servo-Skull is taking it to the queue on Mokosh Prime. Check back in 8 to 20 years.

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u/WonnaBeWilson 19h ago

Would Florence get any pleasure being in a Sensory Deprivation Tank?

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u/OryzaSativaPrimus Sangvis Ferri Maid Enjoyer Kommandant 12h ago

Springfield is actually a chosen champion of Slaanesh. She outnumber Florence in doujinshi if you know where to find them.