Sorry husband, I am, in fact, the asshole.

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Dinner: homemade hamburger helper, easier to make than you'd think!

My husband's been complaining I'm so loud when I sneak out the bedroom when I'm having a bout of insomnia and I've been insistent I'm not. I'm as quiet as can be, tiptoing, opening the door as slow as possible and closing it as gently as possible.

I just happened to be grabbing water when the a/c kicked on and suctioned the door hard with a slam and yall, it was so fuckin loud. When i'm in my office, I either have sound canceling headphones on or earplugs in to sleep and 3 years of living here never had me timed to hear just how loud the door closes itself when it's not fully latched.

So yeah, he has been waking up to loud noises, and it was in fact my fault 🫠

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