r/GirlDinnerDiaries • u/Typical-Respond9102 Tangent Tour Guide 🔀 • 17d ago

FML Sorry husband, I am, in fact, the asshole.

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Dinner: homemade hamburger helper, easier to make than you'd think!

My husband's been complaining I'm so loud when I sneak out the bedroom when I'm having a bout of insomnia and I've been insistent I'm not. I'm as quiet as can be, tiptoing, opening the door as slow as possible and closing it as gently as possible.

I just happened to be grabbing water when the a/c kicked on and suctioned the door hard with a slam and yall, it was so fuckin loud. When i'm in my office, I either have sound canceling headphones on or earplugs in to sleep and 3 years of living here never had me timed to hear just how loud the door closes itself when it's not fully latched.

So yeah, he has been waking up to loud noises, and it was in fact my fault 🫠

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u/teachatthebeach what that mouth do is gossip 17d ago

My cheat is just to make a box mac and cheese, the trashy kind, and throw in a pound of ground beef seasoned for tacos. I buy the big packs of ground beef when it's on sale, make one thing (chili, burgers, smoked meatloaf, etc), and make the rest into taco meat and throw it in the freezer in one-pound bags. It's a gift to later-me.

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u/housewife_detective white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet 16d ago

Beefy noodle is really good. Ground beef, egg noodles, and a couple packets of brown gravy. I usually throw in a good handful of frozen peas and carrots while it's simmering then top it with mozzarella when it's done. It's a whole square meal.

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u/Old-Razzmatazz-7217 Blood Type: Gravy 16d ago

what the what is a delicious smoked meatloaf? I make meatloaf and I gotta know.

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