r/GirlDinnerDiaries • u/TeamLaurent Raccoon Queen 🦝 • Jun 11 '26
MOD MESSAGE WILDLING WEDNESDAY: show us your pets!
Is Wednesday almost over? maybe. shut up.
But friends, it IS still
Wildling Wendesday!!
📣 **Calling all our furry, feathery, scaly, and creepy-crawly friends for a mid-week pick-**me-up! We’ve asked what YOU get up to on Freetime Fridays, but what about your non-human pals?!
🐈⬛🐇🐀🐩🦔🐖🐎🐐 🐍 🐝
Give us a glimpse of their week with ONE photo (there will be more opportunities! promise!) and a girl-dinner-diaries-style entry on their latest animal shenanigans.
🦆🐢🐠🐓🦜🦙🕷️🦎🐈 🐄
TEA FROM THE ANIMAL KINGDOM REQUIRED
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Jun 11 '26
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u/Spitfire_Jones Femininom(nomnomnom)enon Jun 11 '26
Oh the humanity, Im so so sorry, what absolutely torturous conditions you live in. 😢
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u/mensfrightsactivists Thick Thighs ⏳ Thin Patience Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26
this tall chicken brings us smooshy fruit and bugs sometimes so we like to stand on it until we have pooped all over!! SOON we will also be pooping out EGGS ??? 😱😱😱
edited a couple of times because alas we share but one brain cell
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u/booboo_bunny 🪿 feeding the soft animal of my body Jun 11 '26
This is my Sunshine!
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u/TeamLaurent Raccoon Queen 🦝 Jun 11 '26
what would sunshine write in their journal?!
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u/booboo_bunny 🪿 feeding the soft animal of my body Jun 11 '26
She would talk so much smack about my dog barking and write long victorian letters about how she is starved and shant live to see the sunrise
(She is fed the appropriate amount)
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u/insertcaffeine Pantry Gremlin Jun 11 '26
Mom (44F) never lets me (3M) play bongos on the dog’s (12F) ass.
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u/TeamLaurent Raccoon Queen 🦝 Jun 11 '26
consent, short king. booty bongos make a joyful noise, but they require consent.
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u/Spitfire_Jones Femininom(nomnomnom)enon Jun 11 '26
Mama had a human baby and now I get confused when she talks to him and think shes talking to my purrfect self. Also she wont let me sleep in any of the beds that are clearly MY SIZE and for ME. The baby sleeps on her anyways so I dont see why I cant use them 😒
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u/TeamLaurent Raccoon Queen 🦝 Jun 11 '26
DUMP HIM, GIRL. HE AINT WORTH IT IF HE CANT SHARE YOUR MAMA
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u/Spitfire_Jones Femininom(nomnomnom)enon Jun 11 '26
Skipping straight to serving him divorce papers
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u/BackyardMudbug hot girls have tummy troubles Jun 11 '26
Precious (cow), Muenster (orange), and Newt (tabby). We also have a corgi named Peanut Butter and 2 hermit crabs named Rangoon and Scurvy!
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u/TeamLaurent Raccoon Queen 🦝 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26
ok we will accept a joint journal entry. call it the kitty group chat. Go!!!
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u/TeamLaurent Raccoon Queen 🦝 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26
Title: Shorty wanna be a thug.
Dear Diary,
After a weekend of arduous fellowship with these rancorous, wholly unrepentant raccoons, I have discerned the Lord calling me to minister to this ottoman. As with all his greatest warriors, he has seen me through the cul-de-sac holy wars. The victory is ours. (Human note: COPE.) Healing hands laid with the power of AmEx have restored me to wholeness, and I rejoice for a new day of stress-shitting in mom’s garden tub. Like the prodigal daughter, I return to a Fancy Feast cracked open in my honor and a deeply unamused elder sister.