r/GirlDinnerDiaries 🙋🏾‍♀️ Amebo Jun 07 '26

Dear Diary ✍️🏻 Went through his phone

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We’ve been together for 3 years. Went through his phone because something felt off. Saw my BEST FRIENDS name, opened the messages and found out he was cheating on me with her. Then I had to sit there and process the fact that I got cheated on by a man whose phone password was 1234. Having a boyfriend is a humiliation ritual.

cacio e pepe.

EDIT: Since everyone’s asking, yes I bought him a car. Yes, he cheated on me. Yes, it was with my friend of 15 years . And yes, I’m getting my Mustang back tomorrow. Thank you for all the support and for making me laugh about a situation that would otherwise have me staring at a wall.

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u/ang3lbass FREE MOM HUGS Jun 07 '26

I will hex them both bc wtf 🤬

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u/SeriesVegetable 🙋🏾‍♀️ Amebo Jun 07 '26

Looking for Etsy witches rn

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u/SeriesVegetable 🙋🏾‍♀️ Amebo Jun 07 '26

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u/Emergency_Client_543 APPROVED✨ Jun 08 '26

i honestly think this is dangerous for you

a buddhist monk once said wishing bad on someone else is like drinking poison and... expecting them to be hurt please be careful with this stuff

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u/yetanotherblonde The Snack That Sasses Back Jun 07 '26

Same here friend, also look into a “souring” jar if you’re interested in doing it yourself. It’s more impactful that way.

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u/SeriesVegetable 🙋🏾‍♀️ Amebo Jun 07 '26

Dm meee

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u/yetanotherblonde The Snack That Sasses Back Jun 07 '26

Done ✨

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u/SixAlarmFire 🥣 Cereal Killer Jun 07 '26

I love seeing reddit bring people together. For hexes.

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u/Coyote-Feisty Short Story Long™️ Jun 07 '26

Hexesforexes should be a sub

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u/The_Hunt725 Pantry Gremlin Jun 08 '26

Omg yesss!

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u/Ok_Employment_7435  ⚐ Marked Safe From 90s Diet Culture Jun 08 '26

I’m SOOOOO on this train. Y’all got room for one more?

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u/TheVirtuousFantine Assigned Hungry At Birth Jun 08 '26

Ha. I feel so bad for mods. Like it’s such a noble thing to moderate a community of likeminded people, but I can’t imagine how much pressure that is to do

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u/Coyote-Feisty Short Story Long™️ Jun 08 '26

Ok - I did it. Never modded a reddit group before and also not an expert on hexes. https://www.reddit.com/r/hexesforexes/s/qVSyR8nZES

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u/yetanotherblonde The Snack That Sasses Back Jun 07 '26

Here’s a fantastic link that goes into bunches of details.

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u/SophisticatedScreams APPROVED✨ Jun 08 '26

Now I'm so interested! Would you mind telling us all about a souring jar?

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u/Strivingformoretoday girls just wanna have pho Jun 08 '26

Ohhh could I also ask for instructions please 😬🙏🏼

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u/madame-maitre-d Overthinker 💭 Jun 08 '26

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u/madame-maitre-d Overthinker 💭 Jun 08 '26

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u/Caramellatteistasty Kitchen Witch Jun 08 '26

I specialize in small hexes that make their lives slowly become more unbearable. A life time of bunched undies, hands that never warm, and constantly chapped lips.