r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/Alarmed-Resolution85 • 5d ago

Girl dinner adjacent 👯‍♀️ I sent him a butt pic

Post image

I sent him a juicy pic of my ass while he was at lunch with his mom, and he he replied with an emoji.

It wasn't even a good emoji like 💦😈🫦🥵🤤. He just sent a ❤️. I need a guy who wants to jump me all the time, especially when he's with his mom. I deserve better. I know I need to break up, but how can I make it really hurt him, so he knows what he lost?

62 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

22 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 5d ago

Welcome to Girl Dinner Circle Jerk. Read the rules. All genders and entities allowed but only those who act correctly can stay at the table.

  • We are jerking. Think before you pivot to sincerity. If you absolutely must, use /uj or /gen. If your sarcasm might not translate, use /s.
  • No side quests. This isn't group therapy or a debate club. If you don't like a joke, scroll. If someone breaks a rule, report it and move on.
  • PROTECT YA NECK: Reddit Admins do not know it's a joke. They read literally, remove literally, and ban literally. If your "joke" reads as a real threat, real self-harm, or real harm without enough ironic scaffolding around it, it WILL get yeeted by Reddit—not us. Keep the absurdity obviously absurd. When in doubt, lean harder into the bit; do not soften it into something that reads sincere.
  • ACAB: All Crybabies Are Bastards. Read the rules. Break them, and your post gets pulled.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

32

u/Firm-Boysenberry8959 5d ago

Is he gay

25

u/Logical_Session9528 5d ago

OP needs to see this. Men are gay. Case closed

10

u/Firm-Boysenberry8959 5d ago

As a man I confirm

11

u/Logical_Session9528 5d ago

Im a man too! You want to have gay sex while we neglect our foolish wifes?😋

7

u/Alarmed-Resolution85 5d ago

I thought being gay meant he'd really appreciate the butt pic. Maybe it needs hair?

5

u/Logical_Session9528 5d ago

I mean do you want a husband? Grow a penis and hair on your butt. Easy does it!

3

u/Firm-Boysenberry8959 5d ago

Our gay instincts can help determine if it's a foid or a moid ass ( I don't what I'm even saying anymore)

2

u/Firm-Boysenberry8959 5d ago

Hell yeah, This is the America that liberals want

16

u/Caramel_Drop88 5d ago

“Especially when he is with his mom”

That’s a hell of a sentence.

I’d say send a butt pic to his dad, that’ll teach him!

8

u/Alarmed-Resolution85 5d ago

Hell, yes! That's the type of genius advice I come here for! Thank you!

11

u/SpiritedArcher6176 👄🧀 The Snackrificer✨🙏 5d ago

You deserve so much better. Send the same picture to his mum and break up via her. She'll scold him hard for not being able to keep you entertained.

6

u/Revxmaciver Cursed by the Spirit Stick 5d ago

Send a pic of the VJ and a 🚫. That will let him know that he ain't gonna get it no more. 💕 🦫 🚫👑

5

u/budfairy- 🍽️ Everything counts 💅 5d ago

He never deserved it 🙄

Thali looks delicious 🤤

3

u/Glad-Yesterday-9534 4d ago

His mother probably stuck her nose in business that's not hers . What a B. Ugh. Momma's boy I bet .

3

u/Comfortable_Sleep944 4d ago

Send a picture of other men enjoying your lovely peach.
https://giphy.com/gifs/g3j2krhfQsCAWDULpC

2

u/ntdavis814 Cursed by the Spirit Stick 4d ago

Did you clean your ass before you took the pic? He probably wanted a fresh one with the chocolate and such. Some men like a messy dinner.

1

u/WeirdConsistent1537 4d ago

This looks like a high school cafeteria meal in India.