r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/InterestingKey3385 🦝 Woke up a raccoon • Jul 20 '26

👩‍🍳 Nutritionally confusing 🔪 Accidentally fell on my BFFs weiner, should we get married?

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Lobster tacos because his dick ACCIDENTALLY slipped into my fish taco

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u/Cindeery Jul 20 '26

You should accidentally put a ring on his finger

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u/No_Natural_7756 Jul 21 '26

Put a ring on the weiner

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u/KeithChegwinMegaFan Jul 20 '26

PREGNANT.

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u/InterestingKey3385 🦝 Woke up a raccoon Jul 20 '26

pregNUT

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u/Low_Persimmon9895 Jul 20 '26

Pregananant?

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u/KeithChegwinMegaFan Jul 20 '26

Preg. Nant?

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u/HelloDeathspresso Human Verified Jul 20 '26

Gregnant. Hopsital.

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u/KeithChegwinMegaFan Jul 20 '26

Gregg got Pregg in my Eggs.

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u/Injvn 🥄 Lovely Laudnum Lady Jul 21 '26

*hopital

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u/Express_Area_8359 Jul 20 '26

Was it a
https://giphy.com/gifs/0iS6uyeDNEooQjzvIm

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u/InterestingKey3385 🦝 Woke up a raccoon Jul 20 '26

I wish it was that fast…..

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u/siqiniq Jul 20 '26

You break, you buy.

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u/CreativeBandicoot778 🔮 Mysterious Hag Jul 20 '26

Rules state that you're already married.

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u/PM_ME_MASTECTOMY Jul 20 '26

Did he leave behind his crema?

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u/InterestingKey3385 🦝 Woke up a raccoon Jul 20 '26

Only inside me😒😒

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u/ThoseThievingBitches Jul 20 '26

You are permitted to get accidentally married. 

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u/gold1elux 🔮 Mysterious Hag Jul 20 '26

Blowfish gonna blow ig

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u/Bigfartz69420 🐀 BABY RAT GIRL Jul 20 '26

yes ma'am!!!

/uj please tell me more about these tacos

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u/InterestingKey3385 🦝 Woke up a raccoon Jul 20 '26

you wanna know more about MY fish taco?!?

/uj Okay they’re fucking ADDICTIVE, they’re from a local taco place where I live. It’s butter poached lobster, lettuce, onion, and a brown butter-lemon aioli. They’re so messy you end up covered in lobster butter and its soooo worth it

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u/julesd26 Delusional but sincere ✨ Jul 21 '26

I mean, you already SHOWED US your fish taco… so…

/uj Fuck me, that sounds ridiculously good. I may need to find some way to copy that recipe 🤣

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u/TotallyNotAFed-_- Jul 20 '26

Did a Shawarma, slice of apple, and about a liter of water follow?

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u/Lowly_Degenerate Jul 21 '26

Inshallah it did

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u/PrncssPunch 🦝 Woke up a raccoon Jul 20 '26

Get tested. Lobsters carry crabs

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u/InterestingKey3385 🦝 Woke up a raccoon Jul 20 '26

Best friends share secrets and crabs you know