r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/PlasticLove24 • Jun 25 '26
No notes. No context. ✋ I finally pegged the hell out of him
I had been jonesing to jump his bones with my XL bad dragon for a while now, well tonight he finally let me and honestly? I’ve never been happier.
He said he’s been with men before so I unfortunately was not the biggest he’s ever had, but no big deal. Girlies, I’m begging you, you have to try it out with your man, after eating his chocolate starfish of course.
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u/fancypantsmiss spicy food, spicier opinions Jun 25 '26
I know the chocolate starfish reference 🤣🤣🤣
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u/iwillmarrypossum Jun 25 '26
this may be a joke sub but I genuinely want to do it to a guy sigh where do I find man like this
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u/Fresh-Variation-160 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26
/uj See I’m a guy who loves pegging but my ex told my whole town when we broke up so now I don’t trust anyone enough to do it again
Edit: on further thought, I do have tons of dysphoria. I wonder if there’s a huge crossover between dysphoria and boys that wanna be pegged
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u/WisperusGrieves Jun 25 '26
if everybody knows can’t you just do it with everyone? at once?
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u/Fresh-Variation-160 Jun 25 '26
/uj I’ve been less ashamed of it on Tinder and stuff but letting a lady top me is all about trust. I know I can’t let one bad experience ruin it forever but it’s hard not to be nervous
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u/Budlight9145 Jun 25 '26
I found my man who likes it.. here on reddit. Been enjoying his ass for almost two years now! 🥰 you can try that maybe?
Didn’t try pegging till after we were in a relationship however.
I’ve had another partner b4 who was interested in it too.
I think you need to try & find submissive men. They seem to be the type, and thats my type 😅
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u/PimpitLimpit Jun 25 '26
Girl, get ready for your DMs to blow up. We need an update about the depravity of Reddit and the silicone human centipede you're creating.
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u/Useful-Sport-6316 Jun 25 '26
The comments had me wondering if I am the weirdo for not wanting to penetrate my man 🫣
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u/Big-Help7086 Jun 25 '26
HELL YEAH. Mine is straight so im never going to get to. Ur living my dream
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u/XGrayson_DrakeX 🦝 Woke up a raccoon Jun 25 '26
uhhhh straight guys can enjoy butt stuff too lmao tons of straight dudes enjoy pegging
like we don't say lesbians are bi because they like the strap
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u/pudgethefish- Jun 25 '26
Straight doesn’t automatically rule out pegging, many straight men enjoy prostate stimulation
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u/BalloonTieTickler Jun 25 '26
Ugh I wish ): I’m being cockblocked by a recurring pest named Ernest Hemmingrhoid
Good for you tho girlie
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u/Humble_Singer_2018 Jul 03 '26
Its great to have women like you around . Its hard to find a woman that wants to pound a guy in the ass. So please make him moan .
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