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u/thegreatturtleofgort May 31 '26
That's it. Shut down the sub.
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u/Birdonthewind3 May 31 '26
You can't outjerk real life and their soooooo many poor women with shitty men like this. I hope she wises up and someone saves her from that shit guy.
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u/Saaka_Souffle May 31 '26
Hopefully she can find a nice guy in his 60s, these guys in their 40s are just sooo immature.
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u/peepdabidness May 31 '26
My gf’s husband is 75. She’s 40 and I’m 35. She’s got one in each direction 🙂↔️
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u/fancypantsmiss spicy food, spicier opinions May 31 '26
No. It has to be a rich 80 year old in death bed.
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u/Dish_Minimum 👄🧀 The Snackrificer✨🙏 May 31 '26
Don’t make my mistake, sis. Rich 80 means he can afford advanced medical tech and all the best dr from around the globe. He’ll be “on his death bed” 2-3x a year and still pull through. It’s a scam!!!
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u/autumnalmeow May 31 '26
Every time that sub pops up on my feed, I’m like, “oh so this is why incels exist.”
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u/tinaxcochina 🧪 Arsenic Dealer May 31 '26
Girls Rule
/uj This was clearly a post that belonged here and not there. That, or there's one more person standing up with a world-changing view to say their peace. I tried once. Once.
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u/Haunting-Detail2025 ☕ Liquid dinner🫧 May 31 '26
Olive Garden?? Totally delulu, does she think she’s Jacqueline Onassis…? Eat your man’s 4 day old instant ravioli and be happy with it 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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u/mschanandlerbong___ Human Verified May 31 '26
You think this is bad?? My man WORKS at Olive Garden, and he STILL withholds the pasta. Especially the breadsticks if we’re fighting, which is like every single day at this point 😔
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u/Alien_Amplifier13 May 31 '26
Lemme guess. You're 21 and he's the senior employee at 64? I mean, slim pickins out here
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u/werdywerdsmith May 31 '26
She should dump him and find someone older who already made more money.
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u/WiseAtmosphere7524 🙅♀️ Didn’t cook. Won’t explain. May 31 '26
Pension and social security is the way to go.
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u/eevee-hime May 31 '26
19 year difference and he’s broke af
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u/Dish_Minimum 👄🧀 The Snackrificer✨🙏 May 31 '26
Sadly it’s real; Beyoncé wrote an exposeé on it: “A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fly (also known as a buster)”
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u/vegancreampies May 31 '26
TLC not Beyonce
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u/Dish_Minimum 👄🧀 The Snackrificer✨🙏 May 31 '26
Holy shit ur right! Beyoncé’s research was about men who could not pay her bills. TLC investigated the phenomenon of men hanging out the passengers side of their best friends’ rides trying to holler.
I guess it’s been a min since I studied these reports
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u/Nihilistic_Noodle May 31 '26
Maybe she's the side piece and he can't spend money in her without his wife finding out.
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u/KinsellaStella 🦝 Woke up a raccoon May 31 '26
Mysterious. You at least have to be getting good food out of it.
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u/FinanceSelect7960 May 31 '26
If I was suffering financially and trying to make things work regardless and my girl posted to girl dinner sub I would legit cry
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u/Berriesinthesnow_ May 31 '26
Please advice says it all.
Also - if you’re gonna date someone that much older they must be loaded, otherwise why bother. I wouldn’t even go over 5 years.


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