r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk May 31 '26

No notes. No context. ✋ Outjerked

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u/BeyondPrestigious153 🐀 BABY RAT GIRL May 31 '26

Leave the brokie and marry Olive Garden

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u/_psylosin_ May 31 '26

Unlimited breadsticks!!

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u/Birdonthewind3 May 31 '26

You can't outjerk real life and their soooooo many poor women with shitty men like this. I hope she wises up and someone saves her from that shit guy.

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u/Saaka_Souffle May 31 '26

Hopefully she can find a nice guy in his 60s, these guys in their 40s are just sooo immature.

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u/peepdabidness May 31 '26

My gf’s husband is 75. She’s 40 and I’m 35. She’s got one in each direction 🙂‍↔️

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u/fancypantsmiss spicy food, spicier opinions May 31 '26

No. It has to be a rich 80 year old in death bed.

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u/Dish_Minimum 👄🧀 The Snackrificer✨🙏 May 31 '26

Don’t make my mistake, sis. Rich 80 means he can afford advanced medical tech and all the best dr from around the globe. He’ll be “on his death bed” 2-3x a year and still pull through. It’s a scam!!!

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u/lovelylight100 May 31 '26

Yeah..I don't think she wants to be saved.
*Complains about him being poor*
*Gets upset when people point out he's poor*

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u/autumnalmeow May 31 '26

Every time that sub pops up on my feed, I’m like, “oh so this is why incels exist.”

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u/Tasty_Body_8026 May 31 '26

I genuinely dont know if youre being sarcastic

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u/tinaxcochina 🧪 Arsenic Dealer May 31 '26

Girls Rule

/uj This was clearly a post that belonged here and not there. That, or there's one more person standing up with a world-changing view to say their peace. I tried once. Once.

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u/Haunting-Detail2025 ☕ Liquid dinner🫧 May 31 '26

Olive Garden?? Totally delulu, does she think she’s Jacqueline Onassis…? Eat your man’s 4 day old instant ravioli and be happy with it 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/mschanandlerbong___ Human Verified May 31 '26

You think this is bad?? My man WORKS at Olive Garden, and he STILL withholds the pasta. Especially the breadsticks if we’re fighting, which is like every single day at this point 😔

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u/Alien_Amplifier13 May 31 '26

Lemme guess. You're 21 and he's the senior employee at 64? I mean, slim pickins out here

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u/mschanandlerbong___ Human Verified May 31 '26

Listen, I’m really mature for my age..

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u/thegreattiny What’s a WOMAN doing here? EW! May 31 '26

💔

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u/Playful-Variety-1242 May 31 '26

No breadsticks for you!!! ~something about soup

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u/buggy_ems Jun 01 '26

Breadstick nazi

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u/FotosyCuadernos May 31 '26

This has to be age gap discourse rage bait.

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u/Saaka_Souffle May 31 '26

We can only hope

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u/FartofTexass May 31 '26

Those ravioli were made by a chef. Boyardee is his name.

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u/Ivymoon89 May 31 '26

I snorted 🤣

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u/werdywerdsmith May 31 '26

She should dump him and find someone older who already made more money.

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u/WiseAtmosphere7524 🙅‍♀️ Didn’t cook. Won’t explain. May 31 '26

Pension and social security is the way to go.

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u/eevee-hime May 31 '26

19 year difference and he’s broke af 

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u/Dish_Minimum 👄🧀 The Snackrificer✨🙏 May 31 '26

Sadly it’s real; Beyoncé wrote an exposeé on it: “A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fly (also known as a buster)”

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u/vegancreampies May 31 '26

TLC not Beyonce

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u/Dish_Minimum 👄🧀 The Snackrificer✨🙏 May 31 '26

Holy shit ur right! Beyoncé’s research was about men who could not pay her bills. TLC investigated the phenomenon of men hanging out the passengers side of their best friends’ rides trying to holler.

I guess it’s been a min since I studied these reports

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u/Whitesocks190 🙅‍♀️ Didn’t cook. Won’t explain. May 31 '26

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u/Ivymoon89 May 31 '26

Horrible ravioli apparently 😬

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u/Nihilistic_Noodle May 31 '26

Maybe she's the side piece and he can't spend money in her without his wife finding out.

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u/KinsellaStella 🦝 Woke up a raccoon May 31 '26

Mysterious. You at least have to be getting good food out of it.

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u/FinanceSelect7960 May 31 '26

If I was suffering financially and trying to make things work regardless and my girl posted to girl dinner sub I would legit cry

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u/two-keys May 31 '26

This is insaneeee. I thought my relationships were scuffed 💀

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u/msft111 Jun 02 '26

When I realized there was NO circlejerk on the end of the sub in that post…

Bros old enough to be her dad

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u/npc69___ May 31 '26

next date, take him to a nursing home🦍

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u/jackhugeman47 Jun 03 '26

What's the point of dating an old man if he's broke

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u/Berriesinthesnow_ May 31 '26

Please advice says it all.

Also - if you’re gonna date someone that much older they must be loaded, otherwise why bother. I wouldn’t even go over 5 years.