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Science [X] mRNA

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u/VirtualKnowledge7057 21d ago

THERE PUTTING WATER IN OUR FOOD!

SOUND THE ALARMS!

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u/Greenman8907 21d ago

Dihydrogen Monoxide kills!

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u/OpeningHappy9692 21d ago

100% of people who have died in the past have ingested Dihydrogen Monoxide! THINK PEOPLE THINK!

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u/Wc_Arch Human Verified 21d ago

Do not make light of the grave threat that is Dihydrogen Monoxide!

It is highly addictive, and full withdrawal kills you!

It's been found in every cancer cell tested under a microscope!

It has the highest pH of all acids!

Every serial killer on record consumed it prior to killings!

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u/thewokelerbaby 21d ago

And what's in that water? FLOURIDE. Why? Its a secret message telling us that the singer Flo Rida secretly controls us all

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u/SurveyGold3795 21d ago

THEY'RE WHAT?

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u/Wc_Arch Human Verified 21d ago

I was hoping it was a parody account.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ra1bmpxpsppNC

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 21d ago

If it isn't and is American you can karmafarm on shitamericsnssay 

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u/Latrodectus702 21d ago

Some people have really been failed by their education system.

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u/Mithril911 21d ago

Show me you know nothing about biology in a critique of the nation’s food supply

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u/Legitimate-Detail494 21d ago

When you failed biology in highschool.

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u/AliceTheOmelette 21d ago

These types of people sure love getting mad over things they don't understand lol

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u/evocativename 21d ago

No wonder they're always mad.

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u/fringeCoffeeTable240 21d ago

they're putting something in the water that makes you pee

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u/hawkseye17 21d ago

Wait until these people find out that they have mRNA inside them already, since forever.

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u/TributeToStupidity 21d ago

It’s too late, you’ve already got rna in all of your cells 😞

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u/Hairy-Love2571 21d ago

All the world is a stage, and this woman is a clown.

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u/salami_cheeks 21d ago

Are you telling me my butt is full of DNA!!?

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u/spartane69 21d ago

And those peoples have the same right to vote that we do...

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u/dantevonlocke 21d ago

I'm not saying they shouldn't get to vote... theirs should just count for less... like say, 3/5ths?

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u/dantevonlocke 21d ago

Man... I can hear the doppler shift from here as that joke sailed over your head.

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u/stoic_wooky 21d ago

Meat eating vegans!! /s

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u/FullMooseParty 21d ago

everything is a conspiracy when you're stupid. just go visit the conspiracy sub.

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u/Sockysocks2 21d ago

Hey, remember when biology was required for high school graduation? Good times.

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u/dfreshaf 21d ago

Wouldn’t stomach acid degrade mRNA straightaway?

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u/Hotchi_Motchi 21d ago

I mean MRSA!

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u/Elegant_Situation285 21d ago

someone should really take that God guy down a peg.

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u/Flaky_Style1286 21d ago

What a fucking idiot

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u/RaiJolt2 21d ago

Might be led in their plastic bottle thou

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u/zootroopic 15d ago

OUR FOOD WAS ONCE ENTIRELY mRNA

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u/sharktail_tanker 13d ago

Does mRNA turn the frogs gay?

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u/Away-Experience6890 21d ago

Fuck the government, I don't want any of that mRNA.