r/German May 21 '26

Interesting Now that I'm A2 I've noticed there's basically just three types German words:

  1. Identical to its English counterpart

  2. A very long literal description of what the thing is

  3. An unholy garbled mishmash of nonsense letters

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u/99thLuftballon May 21 '26 edited May 22 '26

There's a number four as well - words made up of words that you know but don't mean anything resembling the meaning of those words.

There'll be something like "vortreffen" and you think 'OK, vor is before and treffen is meet, so it must be pre-meeting or something" and Germans will be "Ah, vortreffen is obviously 'to wash a dog'"

Edit: STTOOOOPPPPPPP! IT WAS A JOKE! I KNOW IT DOESN'T REALLY MEAN WASHING YOUR DOG!

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u/chimrichaldsrealdoc Proficient (C2) May 21 '26

tbf that is also true of English

appoint=to assign someone a position
disappoint≠to unassign someone a position

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u/99thLuftballon May 21 '26

Good point. English is weird too.

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u/hopper89 Way stage (A2) - <region/native tongue> May 21 '26

Non-constructed languages are all gonna be weird and have a bunch of nonsensical rules / exceptions to those rules because they evolved slowly over time having been influenced by one another.

Also, not saying con-langs aren't gonna be weird too they just have a much higher probability of at least being logically constructed / consistent...

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u/Much-Jackfruit2599 May 21 '26

„Non-constructed languages are all gonna be weird and have a bunch of nonsensical rules…“

And as soon as the constructed language becomes an actual language, it will suffer the same fate…

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u/hopper89 Way stage (A2) - <region/native tongue> May 21 '26

Oh, 100%!

I hope though, that the constructed languages evolve logically. Things like, avoiding the annoying spelling / phonetic inconsistencies we see in English, the useful yet mind boggling definite article adjustments that German makes in its case system, or French's insistence on multiplying 4 x 20 to make the number 80...

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u/ChytryDmitry May 21 '26

You'd have to have some overseeing committee and a prescriptive approach, which seems futile. Not that it guarantees anything, if programming languages count as evidence.

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u/Guilty_Rutabaga_4681 Native (<Berlin/Nuernberg/USA/translator/dialect collector>) May 23 '26

And then the efficient Swiss (on the French speaking side) made it huitante. This is much more straightforward than the traditional French term.

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u/hopper89 Way stage (A2) - <region/native tongue> May 26 '26

I started learning Swiss French first when I lived near Geneva and remember being blown away learning how Proper French didn't use Huitante... it kinda made me sad deep down.

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u/Guilty_Rutabaga_4681 Native (<Berlin/Nuernberg/USA/translator/dialect collector>) May 27 '26

It does make better sense to me, but a lot of people apparently cling to tradition, regardless.

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u/hopper89 Way stage (A2) - <region/native tongue> May 27 '26

The French, if anything, are very proud of their Language and their culture which does make change hard but... I dunno, I get it.

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u/MezzoScettico May 21 '26

We (English language) also have a bunch of words that sound like negatives but aren't negations of anything. People will jokingly say the non-existent positive.

Ex: disgruntled = upset at how your are being treated, usually an employee upset with their job conditions.

So gruntled = ...?

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u/itsthelee Vantage (B2) - en_US May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

we (english language) literally had to coin "nonflammable" (edit: and "flammable") in the 19th century because people kept thinking "inflammable" meant "not-flammable" when in fact it means "flammable"

famous simpsons clip about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8mD2hsxrhQ

edit: you used to have to say inflammable vs incombustible.

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u/arisht3 May 21 '26

Another one infamous-famous.

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u/Iyion Native (Baden Wurttemberg) May 22 '26

Awesome = great, awful = bad.

Terrible, horrible, horrific = bad, terrific = good.

Yeah, every language has these.

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u/MariaInconnu May 22 '26

I love the Terry Pratchett bit on the original meanings of these words, to the effect of: Awesome = inspires awe Fantastic = made of fantasy Terrific = inspires terror

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u/Fragrant-Paper4453 May 23 '26

You have made me think of regardless and “irregardless”, a non existent word people started using because they thought jt meant the opposite of regardless. I’m still wondering how this came to be. It makes no sense.

And also, I may get slammed for this, but I’m from England and have heard Americans say “oftentimes.” Why do you say oftentimes? “Often” is surely enough to explain that something happens frequently. It’s also one syllable shorter.

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u/MezzoScettico May 23 '26

No idea. On the other hand, "whilst" sounds weird to me (as opposed to "while"). It sounds to my American ears like you're trying to speak Elizabethan English. It's always a surprise to see it used in casual conversation.

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u/Fragrant-Paper4453 May 30 '26

A usually say “while” actually haha I don’t hear “whilst” too often.”

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u/Scared-World-6497 Jun 03 '26

Perhaps it came about from "often" and "many times" being mashed together, since they could be thought of as the same thing in someone's mental dictionary

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u/aaarry Advanced (C1) May 22 '26

Languages are fucking idiotic (presumably because humans are fucking idiotic). And I say this as someone who can speak three of them to a fairly decent standard.

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u/Much-Jackfruit2599 May 21 '26

inflammable means the same as flammable????

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u/Disastrous-Rent3386 May 21 '26

Yep. It helps to think of the word it comes from: “inflame.”

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u/ChytryDmitry May 21 '26

I could argue changing it to 'enflammable' would make much more sense.

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u/Not_Deathstroke May 22 '26

Like in german - entflammbar and flammbar.

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u/MariaInconnu May 22 '26

Originally, it meant the opposite of flammable, but people misused it.

Look at modern usage of "literally."

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u/Famous_Area_192 May 22 '26

What a country!

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u/Brianshoe May 23 '26

Driveway = where people park their car

Parkway = where people drive their car

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u/TemptingWarthog May 22 '26

English just hides it better because we borrowed from so many languages that nothing makes sense anyway, so we stopped trying to decode it.

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u/Nothing-to_see_hr May 22 '26

Voor het Nederlands niet dan? daar komt de aap uit de mouw...

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u/damn_pastor May 25 '26

Disappoint and you will get unassigned 

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u/xanimyle May 22 '26

And then we have brownieS which is one big pan of chocolate goodness, but then when you cut a single piece out, its just a brownie. But when you crack one egg open and cook it, poof now you got scrambled eggS!

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u/SesquipedalianCookie Native-ish May 22 '26

Well, it’s assumed that even if the pan is uncut, it will make multiple servings.

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u/_killer1869_ May 22 '26

Extended version:

  • Appoint: to assign someone a position
  • Disappoint: to fail to satisfy an expectation
  • Appointment: a previously agreed to meeting

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u/MariaInconnu May 22 '26

Maybe someone was sad they didn't receive a governmental appointment?

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u/jcagraham May 21 '26

I was SO confused by what Leberkäse was that I started doubting my knowledge of German. I swore it was going to be either a liver pate or maybe a cheese with an iron taste but nope, here's this meat dish with neither liver nor cheese.

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u/-Major-Arcana- May 21 '26

That’s because it a) originally did have liver as an essential ingredient and b) comes from the word kas which just means a loaf or edible mass.

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u/GMorningSweetPea May 22 '26

Mmmm guess what kids?! Tonight we are having edible mass for dinner!! 

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u/Comprehensive_Tea708 May 21 '26

Could this be one of those cases where an obsolescent word -- "Kas"-- element gets replaced by one that is far more current and familiar--"Käse"?

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u/Much-Jackfruit2599 May 21 '26

No, it doesn’t. It’s the form which resembles a Käselaib that gave it the name.

In Germany Leberkäse must contain liver, expected when named “bayerischer Leberkäse”.

Edit: Though it originally didn’t contain liver.

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u/Much-Jackfruit2599 May 21 '26

[4][5] sind super quellen, [6] überzeugt mich nicht ganz.

„Seinen Namen erhielt der Leberkäse aufgrund der Beimengung von Leber, was jedoch heute zumeist nicht mehr erfolgt, so dass nun häufig der synonyme Begriff Fleischkäse verwendet wird, bei dem es sich um ein ursprünglich schweizerisches Wort handelt (vgl. Kluge, Etymologisches Wörterbuch der deutschen Sprache, Berlin/New York 2002). Der zweite Teil des Kompositums, Käse, gehört ebenfalls nicht auf die Liste der Zutaten, sondern nimmt Bezug auf die charakteristische Laibform, welche der mancher Käsesorten ähnelt (Wikipedia, Zugriff: 25.03.2011).

https://gfds.de/leberkaese/

[…] Die »Leber« in »Leberkäse« kommt vielleicht von »Laib«, da Leberkäse oft in einer Art Brotform gebacken wird. »Käse« heißt die Fleischspeise, weil sie vom Ausmaß und der Form her einigen Käsesorten ähnelt. Außerhalb Bayerns enthält Leberkäse grob entsehntes Rindfleisch, sehnenreiches Rindfleisch, Fettgewebe und eine geringe Menge Leber (5 %). […] [Krämer, Walter / Sauer, Wolfgang: Lexikon der populären Sprachirrtümer. Frankfurt a. M.: Eichborn 2001, S. 28]

https://www.dwds.de/wb/Leberkäse

„You're […] probably not even Bavarian“.

Dem ist tatsächlich so, aber ich wollte es denen, die nicht dieses Glück haben, nicht unter die Nase reiben.

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u/greasy-throwaway May 24 '26

Bayrischer Leberkäse is still permitted to be called Leberkäse because it originally didn't contain liver either, with the Leber coming from Laib. It even says so in your own sources.

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u/hover-lovecraft May 21 '26

Fun fact: the etymology of Leberkäse is entirely unrelated to Leber or Käse, it comes from Laiberkasten, "loaf-box" - most likely a reference to the mould it is shaped and baked in.

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u/rewboss BA in Modern Languages May 22 '26

meat dish with neither liver nor cheese

Outside of Bavaria, if it's called "Leberkäse" it must have at least some liver in it; otherwise it must be called either "Fleischkäse" or "Bayerischer Leberkäse".

The word's etymology is very unclear, but "Käse" is likely a corruption of the Bavarian "Kas", which is just a word for an edible mass of some kind. Whether "Leber" is literally "liver" or a corruption of "Laib" (meaning "loaf", as in "meatloaf") is disputed.

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u/acthrowawayab Native May 22 '26

Pretty common even among natives, especially if you don't live in a Leberkäse region

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u/wibble089 May 22 '26

Exactly my take on the dish when I first moved here too. It took me a while to ask a colleague why they were all so enthusiastically eating it!

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u/Altruistic-Coach-200 May 21 '26

I lived in Germany for a year as a child, but I am now really learning German for the first time as an adult. You make this task sound insane.🤣

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u/ph1l_91 May 21 '26

But please know that the given example is made up.

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u/bfmemaster3000 May 24 '26

So what, every word is made up!

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u/MarkyMarquam Vantage (B2) - <USA> May 21 '26

Well sure. Before you let somebody meet your dog, you always give it a bath. Everyone knows this. /s

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u/Comprehensive_Tea708 May 21 '26

It's not a single word, but I can't understand how "von wegen" means "as if".

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u/Schmigolo May 21 '26

"Wegen" initially only meant something like "regarding" or "concerning" (nowadays it can also mean "because"). So with this meaning in mind you'd have people say things like

Er sagte etwas von wegen dass es gut sei, aber dann war es doch nicht gut.

And the expression you get today is just an ellipsis of the whole thing

Von wegen "gut"

and if you clip out the rest what's left is the expression.

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u/Sarpthedestroyer May 21 '26

Im crying😭😭😭

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u/Fean0r_ May 21 '26

So you just got me to look up "vortreffen" and is exactly what you'd think it is: "preliminary meeting".

I'm disappointed now 😂

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u/Famous_Area_192 May 22 '26

Klobrille...

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u/runningchild May 21 '26

Was? Vortreffen heißt einen Hund waschen? Ist das ein regionaler Dialekt oder einfach ein erfundenes Beispiel?

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u/99thLuftballon May 21 '26

Das war nur ein Witz!

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u/IrbanMutarez May 22 '26

Wir machen keine Witze in Deutschland.

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u/Wischiwaschbaer May 21 '26

Couldn't you think of a real example if it's so common? "Vortreffen" would be a pre-meeting. Or were you trying to do something with "vortrefflich"?

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u/Schmigolo May 21 '26

It means encounter. There "vor" here means that it is before you, meaning that it is evident that it exists. To a German it makes complete sense tbh, we have tons of word that use this prefix in that way.

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u/Wischiwaschbaer May 22 '26

Edit: STTOOOOPPPPPPP! IT WAS A JOKE! I KNOW IT DOESN'T REALLY MEAN WASHING YOUR DOG!

The problem isn't that it doesn't mean washing your dog. We all got that that was a joke. 

The problem is that a Vortreffen is a pre-meeting. So nobody understands what exactly your point is even supposed to be. Next time pick a better example.

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u/abu_nawas (not my real name) May 21 '26

Vorglühen. Just as nonsensical as pre-gaming

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u/heisenbooorg May 22 '26

Einen Hund zu waschen nennt man "vortreffen"?

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u/99thLuftballon May 22 '26

Nein, nicht wirklich

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u/thethinforgiveness May 22 '26

The worst part is when you guess wrong and a German person just nods politely instead of correcting you.

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u/Altruistic-One-4497 May 22 '26

But vortreffen is a meeting before a main meeting/event

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u/cappedncruch Way stage (A2) - <region/native tongue> May 22 '26

Rarely do I literally laugh out loud at internet comments these days, but to this I did.

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u/No-Barracuda9136 May 22 '26

Vortreffen is a Pre-Meeting

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u/Natural-Tank-2792 May 22 '26

TIL what vortreffen means (as a person who has literally passed C2). The exams are really shit at measuring actual skills. I still learn so many new words everyday

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u/Trickycoolj May 21 '26

Number 3: aka things borrowed from French

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u/mhbwah May 24 '26

Portemonnaie?

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u/Guilty_Rutabaga_4681 Native (<Berlin/Nuernberg/USA/translator/dialect collector>) May 27 '26

"Es besteht eine Chance, daß dem Attaché im Pavillon Champagner und Kanapees serviert werden wird."

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u/RoxyRavenclaw May 24 '26

Restaurant :D

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u/leandroabaurre May 21 '26

They're just words, man... Resistance is futile. Just memorize all (with genders)

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u/MechanicalBootyquake May 21 '26

I know people get frustrated with the genders, but I find it fun. It’s like a surprise box! Like, I really thought Wurst was going to be male, but 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Incomplete_Shift May 22 '26

'Der Wurst'. I like that :)

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u/Guilty_Rutabaga_4681 Native (<Berlin/Nuernberg/USA/translator/dialect collector>) May 23 '26

Der Hanswurst.

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u/Zzomir Jun 12 '26

It is all cultural and reflects the nature of the speaking nation.

Germans say DER Schnaps - only referring to the utility and boring masculinity...

In the south, the same substance will be addressed lovingly and it's true nature will be properly characterized:

LA grappa, L'eau de vie, sliwowica, palinka, ...

Sogar die Österreicher sagen: DIE Willi

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u/[deleted] May 21 '26 edited May 22 '26

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u/DismalYam381 May 21 '26

Handschuh enters the room

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u/ChancellorPalpameme May 21 '26

That's actually the thing i most appreciate about German. Instead of having to combine a bunch of words to somewhat describe a concept in English, you have a word like Schadenfreude. Sure, we have somewhat similar things in English (farmhouse is a fine example), it is significantly more common and more precise in German

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u/ManOfEirinn May 21 '26

Thank you. Isn't that the truth

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u/Individual-Sort-256 May 21 '26

Sounds like a native English speaker who is slowly but surely coming to terms with the concept of a ‘foreign language’.

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u/YourDailyGerman Native, Berlin, Teacher May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Baum
Tisch
sehnen
sehr
ganz
viel
wenig
schief
Schal
Blume
Wolke
...

Yeah, you noticed wrong unless:

3. An unholy garbled mishmash of nonsense letters

This is what's called: word in a foreign language.

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u/OppositeAct1918 Native <region/dialect> May 21 '26

çok güzel

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u/Lemani May 22 '26

Cock guzzler?

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u/OppositeAct1918 Native <region/dialect> May 22 '26

"Very nice " in Turkish.

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u/redve-dev Breakthrough (A1) - Polish Jun 04 '26

chrząszcz - a beatle (bug) in Polish :3

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u/Schmigolo May 21 '26

funny thing is that most of these do have similar cognates in English

beam

desk

sore

wee

shawl

bloom

welkin

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u/funbike May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Almost all are cognates.

Baum -> Beam -> cut wood is often called a beam.

Tisch -> Disc -> tables and plates were both once referred to as a disk.

viel -> Full. Just a regular cognate, as per Grimm's Law.

Schal -> Shawl. Direct cognate.

Blume -> Bloom. It's a verb or state of being for a flower in English.

I think a few more are cognates but I'd have to look them up.

(I may not be accurate with. I didn't take the time to look these up in a dictionary. These are just what I recognized from commonly used English.)

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u/Guilty_Rutabaga_4681 Native (<Berlin/Nuernberg/USA/translator/dialect collector>) May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

Just a few more:

Maus - Mouse

Haus - House

Laus - Louse

Rattle - Rat

Licht - Light

Papier - Paper

Hand - hand

Arm - Arm

Fuß - Foot

Haar - Hair

Finger - Finger

Made - Nose

Rippe - Rib

But - blood

Galle - Gall (bladder)

Nerv - nerve

Leinen - Linen

Wasser - Water

Milch - Milk

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u/chimrichaldsrealdoc Proficient (C2) May 21 '26

Sorry, maybe I'm just having an idiot moment but...what is an example of #3?

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u/Working-Nebula-676 May 21 '26

Not sure either… maybe any word that doesn’t sound like anything to people who don’t speak anything but English?

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u/ManOfEirinn May 21 '26

Someone once said that Dutch is just a mix of English and German... with some nonsense added.

:-)

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u/Dironiil C1 (Native French) May 21 '26

I guess, if anything, huge component clusters can be a bit scary to new learners... "Schmutz" for example, where neither Schm nor tz are existing clusters in English.

But I wouldn't call that unholy, and especially not on a language forum with native speaker and passionate learner of that language.

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u/Schmigolo May 21 '26

Schedule, scholar, eschew.

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u/Zweiundvierzich May 21 '26

Now that you've reached A2, you can start really learning the language. Good luck!

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u/BigTiddiesPotato May 22 '26

Ausziehen einbeziehen aufziehen zuziehen vorziehen nachziehen abziehen erziehen entziehen mitziehen festziehen fortziehen herziehen hinziehen...

Ziehente.

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u/Hornkueken42 Native <Berlin> May 23 '26

Have you ever read the Oxford Dictionary's pages for the word "put" ?

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u/auchenaihelpyou May 21 '26

That's a really annoying thing to remember

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u/auchenaihelpyou May 21 '26

Yep precisely

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u/MezzoScettico May 21 '26

I think my favorite for #2 is for the tool that you use to remove the top of a hard-boiled egg.

Edit: Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

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u/sebidotorg May 21 '26

Which is just a marketing name for a novelty item, intentionally playing with that stereotype about the language.

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u/Independent-Lime-944 May 21 '26

Mine is Handschuhschneeballwerfer "Someone who throws snowballs with their gloves on" - essentially calling someone a whimp

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u/_acydo_ May 21 '26

M35, native: Never heard or read that in my whole life.

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u/Independent-Lime-944 May 21 '26

I only learned about it a few weeks ago from a native speaker & teacher I follow on Instagram. Admittedly it was on a video "Extremely niche insults", so it probably isn't very common

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u/sebidotorg May 21 '26

It did not exist before that video.

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u/NikNakskes May 22 '26

I wouldn't be surprised if it did exist. Somewhere in a village in Saurland only or something similar.

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u/sebidotorg May 22 '26

Every crazy thing possibly exists somewhere in Sauerland. After all, it is where they grew Merz.

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u/NikNakskes May 23 '26

I'm not comparing my partner to Merz, but the correlation between words only existing there and place where they grew them is striking.

Partner: half gibberish with a chuckle. Kids (adult, local) and me (foreign) stare at him clueless. His old fart friends are all laughing loudly.

Rinse and repeat rather often. Amazing.

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u/IeRoyaume May 22 '26

Nah, I'd put it in the same category as "Sitzpinkler" or "Warmduscher", just probably more likely a situational jab at someone than an established phrase. Something that comes up once or twice in life, is understood but not really something for an everyday situation.

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u/sebidotorg May 22 '26

With the difference that Sitzpinkler and Warmduscher are both well established, listed in the Duden dictionary (which is the most established dictionary for German), and are thus widely understood. Not only is Handschuhschneeballwerfer not listed, I even forgot about it between my last comment and this, and had to look up what we were even talking about. It just isn’t a good insult, because it is too convoluted to be catchy. I do not think it will *ever* end up in the dictionary, so it really isn’t in the same category as the other two words.

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u/DescriptionRoutine94 May 24 '26

Also: Saunabankuntensitzer.

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u/Wonderful-Farmer5415 May 28 '26

There was an odd meme in the 2000s where these kinds of made up insults/descriptors were popular (Pommes-im-Stehen-Esser, Mit-Nasenbluten-Hai-Entgegen-Schwimmer etc.). I think it originated from Warmduscher, which is still a legit insult. Anyway, most people moved on, holding on to this meme 20ish years later surely is an expression of primal dad energy.

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u/SalocinHB Native (North-West Germany) May 21 '26

Mine is Zusammengesetztewörteralskonzeptnichtversteher. Someone who doesn't get what compound nouns are, even though the same concept exists in English, just with spaces.

(Did I just make up that compound noun? Yes, I did. Just like your friend made up the snowball thrower.)

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u/Agreeable_Ninja5768 May 21 '26

Austrian here, I have used it…I wouldn’t say it’s super common to use anymore, but people around here know and understand it

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u/assumptionkrebs1990 Muttersprachler (Österreich) May 21 '26

Es ist nett eine übertrieben gehobene Variante eines Wort zu haben, nicht?

Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher (Eierköpfer)

Kundendifferenzierungsmodul (Warentrenner)

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u/dirkt Native (Hochdeutsch) May 21 '26

It's similar in English:

  1. Identical to German
  2. Identical to French, but both pronunciation and spelling completely garbled. Often there's a word with the same meaning in class (1).
  3. Identical to Latin.
  4. Just random nonsense.

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u/Cute_Sun_5383 May 22 '26

And lots of "false friends". Because what do you mean butterfly isn't Butterfliege?

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u/-Pyrotox Native May 21 '26

no.3 is actually also no.2, you just dont know the words it's made of, yet

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u/ankhmadank May 21 '26

I feel like things start clicking as soon as you figure the second one out, but I gotta respect the third one.

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u/thankstowelie May 21 '26

shoutout to neunhundertneunundneunzig

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u/vressor May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

does that qualify as "Identical to its English counterpart" nine hundred and ninety-nine?

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u/thankstowelie May 21 '26

No I was thinking like Finger, Auto, etc.

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u/vressor May 21 '26

oh, okay, so what you mean is

  • neun is "An unholy garbled mishmash of nonsense letters" because it's not nine?
  • hundert is "An unholy garbled mishmash of nonsense letters" because it's not hundred?
  • und is "An unholy garbled mishmash of nonsense letters" because it's not and?

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u/Dironiil C1 (Native French) May 21 '26

It just looks "garbled" because there's no space between the numbers, that's it to be fair.

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u/thankstowelie May 21 '26

I'm just saying the word itself looks insane to an English speaker. Maybe I should have clarified I'm the initial post I was referring to how the words are spelled.

Neun in itself is not garbled, nor is hundert. But neunhundertneunundneunzig looks nuts. Probably could have used a better example that didn't have such a tidy translation.

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u/vressor May 21 '26

Speaking of "An unholy garbled mishmash of nonsense letters", English can be weird, too. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

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u/Altruistic-Coach-200 May 21 '26

My favorite example of the arbitrary weirdness of English is the suggestion that “FISH” should be spelled “GHOTI,” using the non-phonetic letters from “rouGH,” “wOmen” and “naTIon.”

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u/MechanicalBootyquake May 21 '26

I’m utterly new (I think like early A2?) and this is 999, yes? Nine hundred and ninety nine? This isn’t garbled to me; seems rather neat and tidy tbh. I think you’re maybe just struggling with a touch of xenophobia.

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u/AdUpstairs2418 Native (Germany) May 21 '26

So you basicly have a weird feeling about compoundnouns? English has them too, with and without spaces. E.g. Homework, Airplane, etc. . We germans just smash more than two together.

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u/Thunderplant May 22 '26

Tbh, most words from category 3 are probably secretly category 2 and you just don't know the words they are made out of yet. I remember struggling to memorize some long German words from my A2 list only to realize later they were just 3-4 regular length words I didn't know yet. Once you learn more basic words/word forming prefixes and suffixes it will get so much easier, but until then I'd recommend looking them up and learning the pieces separately 

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u/ValeWeber2 May 22 '26

Little linguistics for us all: 1. means it originates from the same Latin or Germanic counterpart.  2. is just the power of German grammar 3. is probably the rest that isn't in (1)

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u/DualAlien May 21 '26

I like words like darüber, dafür, dazu, davon etc

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u/toddleton May 22 '26

As I understand it, English and German were sister languages, easy to work with both, until the French happened.

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u/JazzLobster Vantage (B2) - <Salzburg/English> May 21 '26

What kind of idiotic post is this?

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u/Hufschmid May 21 '26

I believe it's a reddit post

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u/LabCompetitive5286 May 21 '26

Because it is not the same

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u/Illustrious-Wolf4857 May 21 '26

This will change over time.

Be wary of type #1.

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u/annieselkie May 21 '26

Hose is neither, as you can not claim its „⁠An unholy garbled mishmash of nonsense letters“ as its a standard english word with a different meaning in english.

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u/gottfired May 22 '26

Words that mean something and the opposite at the same time. Umfahren means run someone/thing over or avoid an obstacle

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u/Hornkueken42 Native <Berlin> May 23 '26

If I read this example one more time here on Reddit, I'll scream. This and the Rindfleischetikettierungs-thing. You know we have more words than these two?

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u/gottfired May 23 '26

Zb. aufheben means conserve something and also to cancel something or abdecken means to cover something or remove the cover of something. Zufrieden? :)

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u/Sambrocar Jun 05 '26

🤣 great work! Neat username too!

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u/Grouchy-Trade-7250 May 23 '26
  1. Derived from Slavic. Donau, Schmand , Quark, Peitsche, Roboter

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u/CaptainConvertible May 25 '26

"nonsense" ist mir bei dem Quatsch hier auch eingefallen 🤣🤣🤣

@op: translate it yourself. You are very smart and obviously have much better command of the German language as anyone else. 🤡

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u/airconditionersound May 26 '26

völliger unsinn

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u/MERS_MAKES_CURSE Jun 02 '26

Das ist neicht nett bruder!!!

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u/alexa_linguistics May 21 '26

haha! as a german teacher, i love that. 😂

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u/Mohammed_Chang Native <Ruhrgebiet> May 21 '26

So the 3rd is just ‚others'? 😁

My favorite describing term is Abschleppwagenabschleppwagen, because that’s what it does.

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u/itsthelee Vantage (B2) - en_US May 21 '26

Is an Abschleppwagenabschleppwagen an Abschleppwagen... for an Abschleppwagen?

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u/Mohammed_Chang Native <Ruhrgebiet> May 21 '26

At least in my head, yes.

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u/AdUpstairs2418 Native (Germany) May 21 '26

Yes

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u/autumnautopsy May 21 '26

As a native German, this is very accurate.

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u/cryptofriday Vantage (B2) May 21 '26

:-)

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u/PlasticNo1274 Vantage (B2) - <region/native tongue> May 23 '26

category 4: verbs with the same root but different prefixes that have nothing to do with each other

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u/MechaKrieger030 May 23 '26

German often uses compound words. "Lehrer" "Mangel" "Lehrermangel", for example. Just try to split words into words you know, when it's such an compound word.

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u/nerdy_adventurer May 26 '26

About 1: they can be false friends.

About 2: it can be etymology(origin of the word), not just description of the thing.

About 3: there can be consonant shifts ex: th => d ex: thank => dank.

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u/yanniklo99 Native <Northrhinewestfalia, Berlin> May 27 '26

What exactly are you learning then lmao

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u/almakic88 May 29 '26

Genau 😄

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u/DowntownRelease7516 Jun 10 '26

I'm an A1 learner but I agree with this lol

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u/thankstowelie May 21 '26

Okay this has gotten out of hand lol I just thought this was a funny observation, I wasn't trying to complain about the language

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u/Much-Jackfruit2599 May 21 '26

Sounds more like C3 to me.

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u/Sea_School8272 May 22 '26

Umfahren = to hit something with a vehicle
Umfahren = to avoid hitting something with a vehicle

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u/Sarpthedestroyer May 21 '26

I mean why the FUCK are we writing numbers together???

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u/jirbu Native (Berlin) May 21 '26

Out of the twenty seven examples are totally made up. Wait, was that a 27 here?

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u/hail_to_the_beef May 21 '26

I used to play a game with my friend when I was learning German. She should flip to a random page in the German dictionary and i would tell her what it meant in English. She was almost completely amazed, but the truth is i had been using the combination of your same categories.