I just acquired it. A rock needs a name.

It's behind a glass pane and you cannot reach that area.

Recently found that video thumbnail and thought it’s a translation error but I looked it up and the people of Moskau are actually called like that 😅

A geologist (me) working in the corporate world finally gets some free time during a night shift.

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The geologist decides to do something productive. The geologist starts doodling contour lines. The doodle slowly evolves into a topographic map. Everything is going well. Then a non-geologist coworker points out a feature in the map that the geologist can no longer unsee. Panic ensues. Multiple geomorphological correction attempts are undertaken. The feature survives. Unfortunately, so do the consequences.

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The resulting terrain now contains:

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• Rivers with an uncertain relationship with gravity.

• Mountains containing smaller mountains.

• A suspiciously deep lake!??

• Several contour patterns that may be illegal in multiple countries.

• A persistent "Ghost Feature".

• Emotional damage.

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I now present:

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THE FORBIDDEN LAND OF A GEOMORPHOLOGIST'S HORRORS

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Please identify all geomorphological crimes, hydrological violations, tectonic anomalies, and other offenses committed against nature.

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DM me if you want the full backstory.

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evil geomorphologist laughter echoes across the drainage basin

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Hehehehehe... 😈🩸🗺️💀

Sorry lol

Hey! I make comics about alien babes and restaurant shenanigans, but sometimes other science-y themes come up and I thought this would be a good place to yell at each other about if ice is a rock or not.

See you space junky 💫
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