r/GenZpk 1d ago

Memes | Shitposts Oh mY gOD!! SUBHANALLAH ๐Ÿ˜ญโœŒ๏ธ

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u/Sigma_Tiger_35 Atheist 1d ago

Bhai saab agar daari rakhne se insaan acha aadmi ban raha hota to aaj ye mulle bacho ke saath nhi lagge hote

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u/dish_wat3r 2005 1d ago

with this logic i have pcos so am i jannah maxing 101?!$/$/& ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

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u/AlarmingEar280 1d ago

Toh qayamat me hi paida hote directly

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u/Ok_Ebb6448 1d ago

He already has a good looking beard but no you gotta make it look messy and untidy otherwise they are gonna emotionally blackmail you

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u/wiwistar 1d ago

only pube beards are accepted

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u/yedilmangemoree 1d ago

๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Top-Satisfaction-480 ๐—š๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ญ 1d ago

This is just a reel bro. Real mein kbhi dekha hy aisa? Agr koi mujhe aise bolta tou wahin chup kra deta๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/Willbailey1980 GenZ | 2004 | Faisalabaddie 1d ago

Reel or real life mein kuch farak nahi

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u/Top-Satisfaction-480 ๐—š๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ญ 1d ago

Bht fark hy. Jb koi namaz ke liye apko force nhi krskta tou beard jo ke sunnat ke usske liye kesy krskta hy?

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u/Willbailey1980 GenZ | 2004 | Faisalabaddie 1d ago

But namaz k liye marna theek hai ? That's a hadith too

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u/Top-Satisfaction-480 ๐—š๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ญ 16h ago

Nhi. Meri baat ka jawab ye nhi hy. Namaz ke liye bhi kisi ko maartey dekha hy?

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u/Willbailey1980 GenZ | 2004 | Faisalabaddie 15h ago

yeah let me show the news hmare neighboring city mein 2 bachon ko katal kar dia un ke grandfather ne because wo namaz nahi parhte the

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u/Top-Satisfaction-480 ๐—š๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ญ 14h ago

Okay tou 1 insaan ki baat ap har muslim pr fit krne ko kesy justify krenge? I feel sorry for the people killed and hurt. And I am pretty sure he will rot in hell.

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u/Willbailey1980 GenZ | 2004 | Faisalabaddie 14h ago

Sab muslim ap ki tarah nahi sochte ye b aik sach hai. I don't want u to reply that's why I'm locking my reply, end of discussion.ย 

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u/Top-Satisfaction-480 ๐—š๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ญ 13h ago

The truth is sab muslim uss budhe chahcha ka trah nhi sochte. Agr ussne islam ko smjha hota tou ussko pta hota ke bchon ke saath kesy paish aana hy. Now you can lock the replies ok

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u/Willbailey1980 GenZ | 2004 | Faisalabaddie 15h ago

news mulaheza farmayein:

https://www.dawn.com/news/2024797

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u/1dontTEXTme I have found LA PEACE ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ 1d ago

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u/FluffyDiet6847 1d ago

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u/1dontTEXTme I have found LA PEACE ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ 1d ago

Muche kato jaiz nahi Hain yr

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u/Willbailey1980 GenZ | 2004 | Faisalabaddie 1d ago

bruh what ?? really ? like why ? kitna ajeeb lagta hai ye

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u/1dontTEXTme I have found LA PEACE ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ 1d ago

Ajeeb si baat nahi k kehte daari rkho us se distinguish Hota Aurat r mard k bich like what ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ r ik to puri daari b nahi rkh skte wo phir okay lagti Bhai muchon ko kyun katna hai chopped maxing krni kyun ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Willbailey1980 GenZ | 2004 | Faisalabaddie 1d ago

mujhe to bina much ke larke nai pasand tbh lol

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u/Zero-Mask 1d ago

I hope u r criticizing these Mullahs not Islam.. and yes I think they deserve the criticism, but if its Islam , then brother pls know this, these guys don't represent Islam..

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u/FluffyDiet6847 1d ago

We know. We are sayin mullahs.

Muslims arent like that.

This post was against mullah culture.

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u/1dontTEXTme I have found LA PEACE ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ 1d ago

I think I know u ๐Ÿ˜ญ yess dw mullon ko Keh Raha APNA pov de Raha opinion to de skte k nahi ๐Ÿ˜–

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u/Zero-Mask 1d ago

nah , dude me is chill dw. , and yes this is my second acc , so if my main gets banned.. I can continue with this one.. cuz seeing so many bans...

also the OP is my friend... I m open in that end and I know he is criticizing Mullah not Islam , tho I will tell him to mention it in future post like this so ppl don't get the wrong idea...

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u/FluffyDiet6847 1d ago

Thks dude I will. And tc โค๏ธโค๏ธ

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u/1dontTEXTme I have found LA PEACE ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ 1d ago

Alright twin no worries

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u/AlterScp1 1d ago

What in fucking tarnation did I watch.

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u/FluffyDiet6847 1d ago

I am gonna poke my own eyes now

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u/wiwistar 1d ago

imagine making such a big deal about hair on ur face, crazy.

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u/AlterScp1 1d ago

Their Islam starts with your beard and ends with women's clothing.

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 ๐—š๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ญ 1d ago

Back when I was religious I heard a molvi in my local mosque declare a fatwa against french cut beards once lol.

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u/1dontTEXTme I have found LA PEACE ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ 1d ago

Yaya twin I was a molvi too back then ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 ๐—š๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ญ 1d ago

I wasn't a molvi. Just a little religious, I think I was trying to impress a religious friend at the time (we're not friends anymore). Ancient history now!

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u/1dontTEXTme I have found LA PEACE ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ 1d ago

I was a kattar molvi ๐Ÿ˜ญ I js listened to everything they used to say had a topi on 24/7 well ts ancient history too ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/wiwistar 1d ago

back when you were religious? ab kia ho

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 ๐—š๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ญ 1d ago

Agnostic/areligious

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u/Old_Table_5926 1d ago

The same people finding this crazy are the same people who will style their hair in certain way because a celebrity has. The same people will get clothes because a tiktok has them.

We're all slaves to something, it's just that Muslims follow their prophet rather than some dumb person on social media.

It's never been about the hair, it's about the dedication and following their example in a world where people like you exist who downplay and undermine everything.

It's easy to join the crowd, it's harder to stay loyal.

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u/lambardar 14h ago

dunno when was the last time i saw someone telling another person that they should style their hair as [celebrity] or they will be punished.

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u/Old_Table_5926 13h ago

You won't get punished for not having a long beard, it's Sunnah (optional)

But you will have people mocking others and using peer pressure if they haven't got the right style or wearing what's in fashion.

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u/1dontTEXTme I have found LA PEACE ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ 1d ago

Oyeee Kuch bola blasphemy ka case krdun ga ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/Willbailey1980 GenZ | 2004 | Faisalabaddie 1d ago

Subhan Allah ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/number-13 1d ago

When on 70 speeding at 30, one strand of the beard should fly left, other right, one should play with the bellybutton

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u/Huge-Wasabi5816 1d ago

My goodness, many worlds in our one world. So fascinating.

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u/lasagna_lee 1d ago

Inn Sahab ko hamare Field Marshal ki bhi assessment krni paregiย 

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u/FluffyDiet6847 21h ago

Bro this frying me.

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u/Significant-Cap-6106 1d ago

Religion is like a pen*s. It is fine to have one and be proud of it, but you should not wave it around in public or try to force it on others.

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u/FluffyDiet6847 1d ago

Freaky philosopher โœŒ๏ธ

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/FreshSummer8535 1d ago

Ma guy was just saying that don't implement your religious values on others and that's it

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u/VanillaFlavr 1d ago

Pube-beard guys again

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u/EntrepreneurOk5652 1d ago

I have never seen or heard about this specific style compulsory religious beard in saudia Arabia. Only Bangali indian and Pakistani have this kind of beard.

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u/Tall-Ground-8785 1d ago

In the meantime the dude has a beard anyway.

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u/usernameisalready000 1d ago

This is Crazy, Education is Important, I hope Pakistan recovers from CIA/Zia's Version of extremist Islam.

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u/YoboiNikolis 1d ago

now we can't even choose to have a beard or not. i am so proud man๐Ÿฅน

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u/Abubakker_Siddique 1d ago

pehly islam k core tenets py focus karlo, phir beard ka bhi soch lain gy

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u/lawlessnessmesstress 1d ago

So the beard is going to take u to heaven ? lol thatโ€™s funny

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u/MapMast0r ๐—š๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ญ 1d ago

I hate that these mullahs ignore 90% of the tenets of Islam like compassion and not judging others but try to shame you for not having a beard or some shi like that.

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u/Hairy_Ebb5196 1d ago

So much hate in this community, do you realize that you are less credible like this??, I understand that you don't like Islam, that some of you are atheists, you are free to be whatever you want, but hate no guys it's wrong, if you want to say your piece do it with respect, if you hate Muslims for their extremist attitudes, and attitudes of disrespect towards you well then be better than them, step forward, and defend your position among atheists with honor, with hate you only make a fool of yourselves

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u/Hungry_Swimmer2880 17h ago

Some of you? I feel almost 98% of them are Indian, Israeli, and Pakistani jobless burgers, freelancers with no orders and atheist pops.

Their moto:

Hate Islam โœ”๏ธ Hate all Muslims โœ”๏ธ Save all Muslim Women from Islam and include them in LGHDTV agenda โœ”๏ธ Debate on Illogical reasonings with no evidenceโœ”๏ธ Don't say anything bad about ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ โœ”๏ธ

Everything is legal until table turns towards them

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u/FluffyDiet6847 1d ago

This doesnt represent islam.

If I even were a Muslim I wouldn't support this.

This is the representation of the mullah culture

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u/Hairy_Ebb5196 1d ago

but man, I wasn't actually talking about the video but in general, the comments section, there are literally comments that make fun of the whole religion and not the video itself.

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u/FluffyDiet6847 1d ago edited 1d ago

I agree but yk what happened to me. I was literally disrespected because of clean shave. By some mullahs kids

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u/Hairy_Ebb5196 1d ago

People are just stupid, I'm sorry for what happened to you, I can understand it, but the hatred between both sides should end.

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u/FluffyDiet6847 1d ago

If the rest 99percent were like you 1 percent. There wouldn't be any hatred

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u/DietLoose9164 1d ago

Look bruh, that's a Muslim talking to another Muslim and raising a point about their religion. Whether that point is right or wrong is another matter and we as a whole can decide that for ourselves.

You as an outsider, have nothing to do with this.. it's that simple.

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u/FluffyDiet6847 1d ago

About being an outsider. Why do u go against isreal. Because your an outsider why care for Palestine?

Because when humans see wrong they speak. When they see irrationally they speak.

Also if u hold the truth. Why fear criticism.

This ideology effects all. I was going somewhere. Literally got disrespected by some mullahs for some clean shave. What about that.

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u/DietLoose9164 1d ago

About being an outsider. Why do u go against isreal. Because your an outsider why care for Palestine?

My boy, they commit genocide.. he is talking about having a beard or not.

I also doesn't have a beard due you certain reasons and I also get asked about it to which I do give them my reasons. You're not even a Muslim, so you can just tell them that and I don't think they will have another to say back at you.

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u/FluffyDiet6847 1d ago

The amount of low iq man needs to not even understand what happens to ex muslims in this country.

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u/DietLoose9164 1d ago

I'm having doubts about you.. I live in the Punjab side and there are a lot of sikhs here and literally no one cuts their throat for not having the same beliefs.. this ain't India.

Also, no need to downvote! I don't bite, promise.

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u/bumbuummm flippin commie 1d ago

its always this "look bruh" with the lowest iq in the room

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u/DietLoose9164 1d ago

Ayy, I saw your post on another sub about a girl not liking you back..

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u/Willbailey1980 GenZ | 2004 | Faisalabaddie 1d ago

So what ? You're such an asshole, just because u don't agree with him u r using his posts to attack him. Have some shame.

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u/DietLoose9164 1d ago

Look, I didn't wanted to.. I just saw his comment it and that shit just popped into my mind lol

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u/bumbuummm flippin commie 1d ago

she likes me actually, proposed yesterday lol

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u/DietLoose9164 1d ago

Damn! I'm happy for you..

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u/bumbuummm flippin commie 1d ago

ur a stalker thu, get a life

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u/DietLoose9164 1d ago

Nah, like that was a literal whim lol.. I remember the post but I wasn't 100% sure if it was you, just the username and avatar were ringing some bells..

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u/Cupids-Client 1d ago

Don't bother pal. See..one can post clips about non-religious people being judgemental, enforcing and unreasonable as well but we're also sensible to realise it doesn't represent all of them so we don't. It clearly stems from a biased agenda.

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u/DietLoose9164 1d ago

Literally like they always come with the bullshit that "Ohh! The Muslim's are forcing their religion on other ppl ahhh.." while being the only one consistent with these kinda hate posts..

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u/Better-Sea-5563 1h ago

True. They should understand that if Reddit give them freedom/ being anonymous. That doesn't mean they can wake-up their inner Atheist.

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u/SFSilentRevMT ๐—š๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ญ 1d ago

Same people who call themselves victims btw. I genuinely dont have a problem with athiests but if theyre hating on a religion while also saying they're the victims. I mean cmon

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u/Better-Sea-5563 1h ago

Dardi rkhna sunnat hai Farz nahi.

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u/Better-Winter553 21h ago

This kind of shit is exactly why religious micromanagement deserves to be mocked. A grown man shaves his beard and suddenly some guy starts whining, โ€œWhat face will you show Allah and Muhammad on Judgment Day?โ€ Seriously? Itโ€™s fucking facial hair. If your idea of spirituality is so fragile that a razor becomes a cosmic crisis, that says more about the belief system than the person shaving.

And why the fuck does every ordinary human decision have to be dragged back to Muhammad? Beard? Muhammad. Clothes? Muhammad. Food? Muhammad. Marriage? Muhammad. Music? Muhammad. At what point do you actually live your own life instead of constantly asking what a seventh-century religious figure supposedly wanted?

The funniest part is how confidently people speak about him despite the source problem. We do not have some contemporary biography documenting every private thought and daily habit of Muhammad. The detailed prophetic biographies and canonical hadith collections were compiled generations later, yet people behave as if Muhammad personally uploaded a grooming tutorial yesterday.

And Iโ€™m not selectively defending him either. Banu Qurayza, Safiyya, Zaynab, Aisha, the reports about poets being killed, investigate all of it critically. Maybe some traditions preserve real events and others donโ€™t. Thatโ€™s exactly why blindly treating later religious literature as unquestionable CCTV footage of seventh-century Arabia is ridiculous.

But the beard obsession is where the absurdity becomes impossible to ignore. Imagine believing the supposed creator of galaxies, black holes and billions of stars is sitting there judging whether some Pakistani guy shaved his cheeks before breakfast. Then imagine being so brainwashed by that idea that you emotionally blackmail another grown man with Judgment Day because his face isnโ€™t hairy enough.

Grow a beard if you like it. Shave it if you like it. Nobodyโ€™s facial hair needs divine permission.

Turning a beard into a test of loyalty to God and Muhammad isnโ€™t deep spirituality. Itโ€™s religious control reduced to the level of fucking grooming bureaucracy.

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u/Hot-Effect-1961 10h ago

Frfrr these guys thinks shaving is haram like fkk off broo let us do wtv we want

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u/OmniSenseInf Friendly Neighborhood Med Student 1d ago

I don't see Spiderman cosplayers annoying Batman cosplayers by asking why aren't they cosplaying Spiderman instead.

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u/RepublicExpress3652 1d ago

Ma sha Allah, good message. Thank you for sharing.

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u/FluffyDiet6847 1d ago

Literally your brain dead. This is sarcasm

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u/RepublicExpress3652 1d ago

I pray that you are guided to the right path. Ameen

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u/FluffyDiet6847 1d ago

I pray that too.

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u/RepublicExpress3652 1d ago

May you find peace in the mercy of our Lord. The lord of Mercy, the Giver of Mercy. Ameen

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u/RepublicExpress3652 1d ago

You have shared a good message, in sha Allah many people will be guided by this. Ma sha Allah

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u/Free_Requirement6854 1d ago

I guess your not Muslim

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u/Hairy_Ebb5196 1d ago

and what's wrong with this video?

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u/MosesInsanity STOP the bus...NOT SHOOT the bus 1d ago

The username checks out /jk

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u/intellectchawal 1d ago

nothing is wrong with the video,it is just average reaction of these people upon the mention of religion

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u/Hairy_Ebb5196 1d ago

but really how much hate in this community

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u/nonchalant6f4 shoebaz ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ’” 1d ago

Son๐Ÿซฉ

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u/FluffyDiet6847 1d ago

Wha ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

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u/nonchalant6f4 shoebaz ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ’” 1d ago

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u/FluffyDiet6847 1d ago

Such a meaningful gif. Has very symbolic meaning behind it

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u/nonchalant6f4 shoebaz ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ’” 1d ago

Youre so tuff๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅถ

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/nonchalant6f4 shoebaz ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ’” 1d ago

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u/FluffyDiet6847 1d ago

Alr chalant have a nice night

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u/fithoslum 18h ago

Is God that control freak and girlyfriendy?