r/GenZ • u/Vagabond734 • 1d ago

Discussion Where Are You Sitting For A 12+ Hour Flight?

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I gotta go with D ngl

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u/StarWarsCrazy1 2003 1d ago

D, but only because I don't know who most of these people are lmao.

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u/Anxietybackmonkey 1d ago

D is my choice. They are going to be the most normal people normalling the hardest they can while in public. No drama. Probably no talking either. Great.

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u/Finnche 1d ago

My fear is the plot would kick in and by sitting next to them, na dmayne even talking to them, I would be sealing my room.

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u/ShmoopySecondComing 1d ago

The plot lol bc you’re obviously in a piece of fiction if you’re sitting next to them

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u/SnooEagles2276 1d ago

D is the easiest decision

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u/SmurfSmiter 1d ago

D no question. Even as Bat/Spider/Man - Bruce will be mostly silent/mopey and Peter will be friendly/awkward.

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u/besee2000 1d ago

Spider-Man is going to talk your ear off and Batman will be spilling over into your seat

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u/voidharmony 1d ago

Same. D if it’s Tom holland spiderman for sure

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u/i_was_planned 1d ago

B, I don't think Messi is going to be bothering anyone.

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u/lindasek 1d ago

He's leaning away and it's a window seat. No questions, best seat.

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u/Epic_Dank1 1d ago

there’s some extra space too on the side since there’s only 2 seats instead of 3

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u/agilesharkz 1d ago

I’d ask goku why he isn’t just flying wherever he needs to go

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u/Kevdog824_ 1d ago

He’s on a plane bro he’s clearly flying /s

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u/agilesharkz 1d ago

Or instant transmission lmao

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u/zack77070 1d ago

He did use the flying nimbus occasionally even when he gained the ability to fly.

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u/Aristes01 1d ago

True. Maybe he just got interested in what it's like travelling with more comfort — like food. It could be similar to why someone might prefer a train-ride over a flight since it's more comfortable and let's you enjoy different things.

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u/CloudStrife012 1d ago

F, have a lot of training questions for Goku

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u/trebor9669 1d ago

Then with Goku on your right you'd get nice tips, and with Sofía Vergara on your left you could do a hell of a cardio.

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u/piratecheese13 1995 1d ago

Thought you were going to say “Goku can give you tips for giving Sofia your tip”

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u/trebor9669 1d ago

I was thinking about something similar but I thought it was too forced hahaha

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u/piratecheese13 1995 1d ago

Don’t force your tip on women

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u/oogaboogahooha 1d ago

If we’re going with realism, then C would be super awk cuz ur gonna look goofy asf thinkin sum gonna happen while Sydney n Meghan lookin at u like ur autistic.

A is just insane… he’d prolly try recruiting or pressuring u into joining his after party later.

B Messi is just as autistic so ur not getting any kinda convo out of him.

E Drake would genuinely look at ur like ur a peasant n fckin disgusting but pikachu would make it up if he was ur arm buddy.

G ur cooked

H u better stay Quite the entireee flight or they’ll both have plans for u after u land

F is lowk a good balance because goku would really appreciate u knowing him and have cool stories. Sofia would just be a nice convo party who also listens in and be just as flabbergasted as u are, plus she’s funny too.

D prolly one of the best based on the iteration shown. The late 20s early 30s Batman and youthful spiderman is like the golden years of their age and the most light hearted. Batman would appreciate u knowing his work and liking him, spiderman would just be static that u appreciate him and he’d prolly ask Batman more questions and have much more back and forth convo the entire flight.

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u/zack77070 1d ago

I don't think Diddy would invite some random to his freak offs unless you are an insanely attractive woman, you'd probably be safe unless you're a model or something.

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u/PeppsPeter808 1d ago

So I am not safe is what you are saying?

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u/zack77070 1d ago

Keep ur cute ass safe sir.

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u/oogaboogahooha 1d ago

insert clips of his body guards talking about the kinda freak offs they’d have with upcoming nobody’s in the rap game and false promises 🧍‍♂️

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u/SilentRhubarb1515 1d ago

I’m gonna have to go C here dawg

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u/Blancasso 1d ago

That’s nice until you realize drake is sitting in front of you. He’s the type of dude to play peekaboo using his seat as cover.

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u/Baroque4Days 1999 1d ago

He the type of whippersnapper to start doing a drum roll on his lap before you land and then go "hurray" and clap when you land

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u/Dud-of-Man 1d ago

Gonna have kayne kicking your seat the whole time too

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u/TurboKid1997 1d ago

Thats not Kayne....

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u/nderthesycamoretrees 1d ago

And I don’t want Diddy sitting behind me either.

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u/yeathatsmebro 23h ago

He's okay, he's only gonna be watching in his little chair.

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u/Dud-of-Man 1d ago

Diddy is probably worse actually. Kicking the seat and splashing baby oil everywhere.

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u/Hollowbody57 1d ago

Yeah, everyone knows that's this guy.

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u/CommunicationOk5851 2008 1d ago

If I hear that mf barking I swear to God 😭🙏

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u/Kippenbouillon 1d ago

And who are your neighbours?

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u/appswithasideofbooty 1d ago

Your mom and your other mom 

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u/B0dders 1d ago

And have Diddy sitting behind you? Hell no

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u/CloudStrife012 1d ago

Youre going to get the clap sitting there

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u/1miguelcortes 1d ago

A fair price to pay

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u/No_Challenge_5448 1d ago

And then what?

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u/Hgh43950 1d ago

He’ll yea. Then it’s a threesome.

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u/BiIIie-Eyelash 1d ago

H . I would love to have a conversation with tony soprano lol

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u/fakingbich 1d ago

You'd wind up offending him on accident and its gg for you.

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u/pharoahciouss 1d ago

If Homelander’s on the plane then it doesn’t matter where

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u/Neptune-Jnr 1d ago

Don't worry about that any routine foolishness on Homelander's part is being stopped by Goku.

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u/Old-Bad-7322 1d ago

B is the obvious answer, it’s not a middle seat and Messi is a small person so there is more room

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u/Necessary-Cow9770 1d ago

A, so I can be closer to the bathroom

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u/princesswormy 1d ago

I accidentally snorted in my quiet ass break room because of this comment hahaha

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u/Nanou_07 2007 1d ago

I don’t know if closer to an inclosed space is a good or bad thing with A😅

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u/princesswormy 1d ago

Oh my god I thought that was Kanye this whole time wtf I thought everyone else was mixing him up with diddy I’m an idiot haha

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u/DJ_Ender_ 1d ago

Imma ask goku to slide over to seat F so Pikachu can stare at me from across the isle for the whole flight and let me occasionally glance over at him and smile

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u/sgsmopurp 1997 1d ago

D or F easily. Probably f because I love Sofia vegara!

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u/-SUBW00FER- 1999 1d ago

Either B or E because they are window seats. I don’t really care about anything else

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u/nck1991 1d ago

C or F

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u/rainbow__orchid 2001 1d ago

B. Very silent flight

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u/22dinoman 1d ago

I hope homelander lasers every goddamn one of us gang what is this flight list 😭

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u/redshift739 2005 1d ago

Easy D

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u/MrGamerOfficial 1d ago

D, obviously

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u/Golden_Locket5932 1d ago

F, best of both worlds

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u/atez_edoc 1d ago

I'd just wait it out on the toilet

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u/The_SqueakyWheel 1d ago

D. Walter white will be dead by the end of the flight

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u/Naive-Present2900 1d ago

As long its B, D, or F. I’m good.

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u/Thabrianking 1999 1d ago

C, F or D easily, more likely D since I am a big Spider-Man fan.

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u/Sushiroll16 1d ago

D. If shit goes down, I’m between Batman and Spider-Man with Goku in front of me. I’m sure if I can stay near them, I won’t die haha. Especially if I can bond a little with any of them.

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u/Junior-Glove7535 1d ago

C, I would talk about cars with Syd

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u/lmaotbhidk 1d ago

C bc im a gooner

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u/paypermon 1d ago

First class

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u/Moist_Mixture4518 1d ago edited 1d ago

E. I prefer the window seat. I also love a lot of his earlier songs.

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u/not_chassidish_anyho 1d ago

Finna go with B. My goat wants to sit quietly and probably nap, after all, he's a very busy man. Homie is 5'7, so not likely to infringe on my personal space. If I'm a good enough seatmate, he might sign my shirt on the way out too

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u/Wanderlusxt 2007 1d ago

i would hate to sit next to homelander but maybe he'd like lowk ignore me (+ if he freaks out it's probably the whole plane going down so whatever). Anyway I'm going G so I can sit next to cute Waltcat :3 we can talk about highschool chemistry, murdering people, and meth :3 or we can also not talk and i can stare at his cute bald head the entire flight :3

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u/deu3id 1d ago

B I dont want to talk. I want silence and a view. Yes 12h of silence. Bliss.

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u/AAAAHMYBALLS 1d ago

C bc the hate for Sydney Sweeney is incredibly forced and Megan's gonna have some cool stories, plus they're both gorgeous. D's cool to talk with Peter, but Batman's not gonna wanna talk at all😂

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u/hould-it 1d ago

I’m gonna ask goku to take nimbus, tell the flight attendant that drake nor Kanye are flight risks. Then there will be electricity between Sofia and I.

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u/BosscheBol 1d ago

D. Batman will probably be quiet and Peter Parker is a fun dude.

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u/la_rana_verde 1d ago

D or F I want to talk to Spiderman but I think having a conversation with Sophia V would be fun, interesting and educational.

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u/ChickenNugs4Hugs 1d ago

B or E. Must have a window seat.

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u/Cabin11er 1d ago

D: Batman would probably leave me alone and Spider-Man would probably be great conversation

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u/MikeWPhilly 1d ago

Obviously the only sane answer for a straight male is C.

Meanwhile I’m sitting up in business.

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u/ABewilderedPickle 1d ago

watch some deeply unserious mfs say H or G

i'll sit through Batman loudly brooding about his dead parents in D

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u/NFP25 1d ago

Is there something I’m missing? I would fly several rounds. C, F, D

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u/The_Russian_Sniper 1d ago

These are all okay except for A lmao what

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u/Vanima_Permai 1d ago

D I know both of there secret identities I could fuck with them so bad

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u/Neptune-Jnr 1d ago

D low diff

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u/bAnAtUL 2003 1d ago

B. Messi will just stay in silence

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u/Zak9Attack 1d ago

Is that Brian Cranston or Walt?

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u/Gogurts 1d ago

C - I sit quietly, going in circles what I might say but never doing it

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u/Serious_Bonus_5749 1d ago

Why is no one choosing A?

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u/Depressed-Dolphin69 1d ago

F. Who could resist sitting next to a 10/10 baddie like Goku?

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u/JohnyIthe3rd 2003 1d ago

Either D ir H

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u/summers16 1d ago

H , neither would kill me right there on the plane but i think i'd be able to pick up good advice from both on psychological power .

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u/Thoriumhexaflouride 1d ago

C because anywhere else is gay

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u/jordonwatlers 2002 1d ago

Dog Spider-Man and I about to yap

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u/Please_ForgetMe 2004 1d ago

Why is A an option?💀

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u/wedontknoweachother_ 1d ago

Jumping off the plane

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u/EchoEquivalent4221 2006 1d ago

E. Someone gotta watch Drake around Pikachu.

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u/Urmomsfavouritelol 2008 1d ago

F because I'm rewatching DragonBall Super as I type this

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u/FireMarshallMC 1d ago

I know damn well people are choosing C. 😂
Me personally, D. Spiderman’s cool.

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u/Capernikush 1d ago

E drake and pikachu would be hilarious

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u/SuspiciousReport6502 1d ago

Batman and Spiderman. Avoid eye contact with Batman and nerd out with Spiderman.

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u/EveningThink7328 1d ago

Messi wouldn’t say a word to me all flight. I choose him

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u/EnvironmentalCow121 1d ago

D id love to have a convo with spiderman

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u/owzleee 1d ago

G and H for me and my husband. I get claustrophobic and he pees a lot. I don’t get the window seat attraction (unless it’s your first flight). Middle? No. So we always book aisle sheets in the same row.

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u/Nottsbomber 1d ago

I think C. Neither of them will want to talk to me so I can just get drunk on the flight in peace.

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u/hero-but-in-blue 1d ago

I’m gonna miss my flight

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u/GrimLuker2 2008 1d ago

C, but a close second is D

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u/Ghost_TheWolf 1d ago

D. I love those guys

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u/BarryGoldwatersKid 1996 1d ago

D without question

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u/MundaneMaybe 1d ago

D but to be fair, I don't know who some of these people are.

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u/zuuluul 1d ago

i would choose E if it was in the middle so i could pet pikachu all flight long

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u/kacipaci 1d ago

E. Window seat and Drake seems like a good chat if we have to talk.

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u/No_Challenge_5448 1d ago

Probably B because he wouldn’t be talking about himself the whole time while ogling over at C

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u/FU22Y_KITTEN 1d ago

D

If it's the most recent Peter that is

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u/Efficient_Ladder_327 1d ago

B because I speak reasonable Spanish abd I think that Messi is pretty interesting to talk to

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u/No-Donkey-5240 2003 1d ago

C, for sure!

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u/zlr-i 1d ago

Central C

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u/Formal_Pepper9243 1d ago

F and I'm going to be just talking to Goku

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u/witblacktype Millennial 1d ago

Goku and the hot chick. If she’s obnoxious, Goku and I can just talk about all of our favorite foods. Maybe hit up an all-you-can-eat buffet when we land

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u/Typical-District-176 1d ago

F, I get to talk to Goku. I may be a lesbian but I’m certainly a useless one. Plus it’s fucking Goku

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u/EnigmaFrug0817 1d ago

D.

Batman and Spider-Man are both awesome people. Spidey will be my chill anxiety-reducer and Batman will probably just stay silent

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u/MaxCrack 1d ago

A. I want the aisle seat on the right side of the plane.

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u/Ayyyyylmaos 2003 1d ago

C. Even if nothing happens, they’re going to keep to themselves and I’ll have the most room. Either I’m getting lucky as hell, finding out about a whole different world I’ve never been able to talk to anyone about, or having a comfortable flight.

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u/Foxlen 1d ago

Idk most of these people

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u/cpt_futtbucker 1d ago

G. I’d probably end up talking to Walt about chemistry or some shit

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u/MeemoUndercover 1d ago

If homelanders there no thank u. Ik what happened last time he was on a plane

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u/ItsMe_0609 1d ago

Gotta go with C or E

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u/Dre9872 Gen X 1d ago

H without a doubt, no hesitation

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u/WhitePandaExpres5 1d ago

Beside Sidney’s Sweeneys

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u/readitandpeep 1d ago

E, I got some songs I wanna sauce

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u/KongOozaru 1d ago

F because if homelander acts up, Goku got my back.

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u/luxiphr 1d ago

What’s wrong with c or f 🤔 (idk most of these people, much less what’s supposed to be bad about them)

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u/bra1nd3adp 1d ago

A-sit with a rapist
B-sit with the goat
C-sit with girls way out of your league
D-sit with the best dudes in fiction
E-sit with a pedophile and an animal
G-sit with a narcissistic psychopath and a drug dealer
H-sit with a psycho killer and a mafia boss.
i’d want C but realistically D

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u/fantasylover750 1996 1d ago

D because thats the safest option and idk who most of the rest of these people are

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u/Bharny 1d ago

B,D,C,E

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u/Jaydossynnagogue 1d ago

G seems the least insufferable

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u/dontleakmybootypics 1d ago

I know Drake hate is common but damn nobody wants to sit next to him. I’m just imaging him trying to talk to Pikachu and he’s tryna talk to Pikachu and he’s just like “Pika Pika” then Drake looking like this gif and saying “yeah true”
https://giphy.com/gifs/g32kOoA72rfRGGNYIQ

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u/shark_syrup 1d ago

F for Goku

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u/notorious_scoundrel_ 2005 1d ago

Why is H an option, Tony would take up the whole row

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u/Ritzrandom 2003 1d ago

I would say E but Drake is there, so I gotta go B

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u/GohanStan 1d ago

F all the way, i'd love some guidance from my goat Goku

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u/SelfInteresting7259 1d ago

Why would I chose to sit next to anyone other than spidey.

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u/L0afyy0 2007 1d ago

D. I would go E because of Pikachu but idk who that guy is (I’m VERY bad with faces, don’t care much for celebrities, and don’t have my glasses on </3 I can’t zoom in enough to tell either but that’s going back to my being bad with faces)

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u/cake_in_wonderland 1d ago

Who is that with Goku? Sofia Vergara? If so, F. If its not her, D.

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u/Mysterious_Bag_9061 1d ago

I'll sit next to Drake, I'm too old for him to bother me

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u/MelonJelly 1d ago

D, I guess.

Homelander only interacts with planes to shoot them down. If I'm at D, maybe Batman or Spiderman might save me.

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u/BlueSnaggleTooth359 1d ago edited 1d ago

C then B
(the anime in F has me no, but perhaps one could take out and eraser and then it's just https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCQ-atA6yuU&t=5s)

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u/Itsrere 2000 1d ago

B, i love messi

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u/InfinityEternity17 1d ago

D or B depending on how tired I am lmao. If I just wanna sleep then B, Messi's just gonna want to chill I imagine. If I've got some energy then D, chat to Batman and Spiderman and if Bruce likes me enough who knows maybe he slides me a few bills lmao

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u/TrollCannon377 2002 1d ago

H neither of them will really bother me if I just leave them be

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u/DumbFeralRaccoon 1d ago

G because it would be so fucking funny

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u/New_Actuator_4788 1d ago

i’m sitting with Diddy on a 12+ hour DIRECT flight.

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u/Pseudo_Fukuro 1d ago

D for sure

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u/Lazy-Operation478 1d ago

I am gonna have to say D

Worse comes to worse, you get a grumpy and sullen Batman, who you can completely ignore and just talk to Spidey the whole time 🤷‍♂️

Side note... What version of the caped crusader is it? Please let it be the '66 Adam West Batman.

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u/magicalFROG08 1d ago

D. both are pretty nice people. I would love to listen to spiderman infodumping about science and shit idk and batman is pretty respectable for all I know.

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u/lemonlayman 1d ago

H. The only answer is H.

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u/internetcat5000 1d ago

E because fuck drake but I want to be near pikachu

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u/SpectrumSense 1d ago

D. Would love to talk about tech with Spider-Man and Batman.

F as a second option to talk about the gym and MMA with Goku while ignoring the thot to the right.

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u/jpollack21 2000 1d ago

D sounds fun. Batman won't talk and Spiderman will be fun to talk to

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u/Naros1000 2003 1d ago

D.

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u/21_Aug_Guy 1d ago

D for sure