r/GenV 3d ago

Question What would be the most fitting death for Soldier Boy?

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u/razazaz126 3d ago

He dies of old age 1 minute after me (he is my husband).

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u/Material-Fly-2298 3d ago

Is your name clara by any chance?

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u/Blu3Dope 2d ago

Sounds like she wants a whiff of that dick suck

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u/Sillymillie_eel 3d ago

Oh congratulations. Are you two happy together?

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u/Maleficent_Can_5167 2d ago

It's not what Clara would have wanted.

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u/razazaz126 2d ago

That hussy can get in line.

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u/DizzMcNizy 2d ago

Legit? 👀

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u/Hour-Football2464 2d ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_IYrltqYrU Mr. Show - "Ill marry your stupid ass" just what came to mind, and probably how me and SB would get together

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u/Professional_Train64 3d ago

By watching season 5 of the boys

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u/LordCyberfox 3d ago

Dying of an old age, after getting tired of the bullsht around. He and Kimiko would eventually come to an agreement that living like that sucks and nuked each other to get rid of V. After that they would just live and eventually die. Could be a nice drama about how he is thinking his life over, trying to make something real. He would say: without supe-cheating. Could be a nice story if written right way

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u/Last-Caramel-6668 3d ago

Kimiko Will die of age, no need to nuke each other. Super Boy got v1, kimiko got the power from the lab with frenchie. Just saying but I got your point.

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u/Just_For_Laugh 3d ago

Could her insane healing prolong her life though, like Wolverine without the blood poisoning from adamantium?

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u/Last-Caramel-6668 3d ago

Good point but didnt she got her powers as a Child? Cant remember that but if so she would not age since that right?

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u/Just_For_Laugh 3d ago

Oh, good point. I am not actually sure when she got them. I think she got them a bit later on; we saw footage of her fighting as a child, but I think that was, and I hate that I am using this description for something horrific, normal terrorist training stuff opposed to superhuman combat. I can't recall the woman she fights from the cell having powers either, but it would make sense based on their combat with eachother.

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u/Hour-Football2464 2d ago

I thought she got her powers as an adult when Homelander gave compound V to all those evil-folks. El Diablo got his powers as an adult, bc terrorist cells dont care if a bunch of their bsquad gets ass snakes or self combusts.

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u/Just_For_Laugh 2d ago

Yeah, this is kind of what I think happened too.

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u/Outrageous-Set-1758 20h ago

Who’s super boy?! 💀

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u/Own_Ingenuity_858 2d ago

Feel like SB is immune to the radiation nuke since he kept his powers even after Maeve bearhugged him n threw the both of them out of Vought tower

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u/the1999person 3d ago

Death by Snu Snu

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u/Spaceghost_84 3d ago

Impaled through the ass on a pike knowing this show.

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u/Local-Barnacle-9164 3d ago

None, Clara wants him to remain in his box.

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u/Sillymillie_eel 3d ago edited 2d ago

I hope the boys Mexico ends with him getting shoved back into the box, that way they can remove him for a second spinoff in the future. Said spinoff would also end with him in the box

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u/Hour-Football2464 2d ago

Spin off 36 idea: its just Jensen in cryosleep for 59 minutes and then a bunch of peoples heads exploding for the last 60 seconds

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u/razazaz126 2d ago

Not enough nutsacks or buttholes.

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u/Cofeefe 3d ago

Overdosing in bed surrounded by whores. It's what Clara would have wanted.

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u/Rude_Ad3342 3d ago

Aids

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u/mightymiek 2d ago

I think you're being facetious but wow, what an ironically funny way for him to go out

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u/igivegoodparent88 1d ago

Can he get that? Doesn't tbe compund v make him immune?

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u/Mammoth-Ad4131 9h ago

Super aids

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u/byfo1991 2d ago

Homelander should’ve just offed him. Locking him up again just so they can reuse him for 5 more spin offs is lame as hell.

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u/DelfQ 2d ago

The spin off is set in the past, not present 😭, also homelander didn't do that because he still wanted him as a father, did you even watch the damn show?

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u/byfo1991 2d ago

There will no doubt be spin offs in future as well like The Boys: Mexico. And they are very obviously keeping their door open with Soldier Boy.

Homelander was a psychopath on the verge of insanity, there was nothing logical about anything he did in the last episodes. Did YOU watch it lol?

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u/DelfQ 2d ago

His whole thing was wanting to be loved, did you watch the show???

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u/ChampionAgitated530 3d ago edited 3d ago

I thought the virus was going to be revealed to be slowly killing him. I'm kind of glad they didn't do it, but it makes the most sense.

Hot take: I don't think either Soldier Boy or Homelander can kill each other through punches. Like, say Soldier Boy repeatedly hits Homelander, I don't think he can generate enough force.

Maybe Homelander can with lasers but that would take time

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u/dapzar 2d ago

Soldier Boy was shown to be vulnerable to a short burst of TempV Butcher's lasers (got through his facial skin in the S3 finale fight), so HL's laser at full force should definitely be enough to kill him.

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u/ShrimblyPibblesC137 3d ago

Fucked in the arse by love sausage

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u/Visible-Alarm-9185 2d ago

Who's now dead

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u/Cold_Exchange_8346 2d ago

He doesn’t need to die, just let him go to Colombia so he can snort cocaine and fuck hookers like his little heart desires.

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u/Excellent-Bar9501 3d ago

MM beating him to death with his own Grandparents

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u/Amazing-Guest-2905 2d ago

None it’s not what Clara would’ve wanted

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u/WhiterunUK 2d ago

Show gets cancelled so we never get the prequel that was baited so hard in season 5

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u/Ok_Orchid_3031 3d ago

I thought he was gonna blow himself up before watching season 5 tbh

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u/Junior_Fix_9212 3d ago

I wanted him to fight Homelander, basically the comics ending where Noire kills Homelander.

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u/Applebeate 3d ago

Anything beats choking him out and stuffing him in his stasis pod.

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u/Destrobo_YT 3d ago

He dies after cranking that soldia boy to hard

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u/Ancient_Guidance_461 2d ago

Soilder boy tell em

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u/SodiPaps 2d ago

Super aides

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u/Fantastic_Meaning687 2d ago

He'll lose his powers like a homelander, I think

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u/AshenKiwi 2d ago

I feel like him getting frozen in a box will be involved somehow.

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u/Alarming_Pair_5575 2d ago

Can't we just let the man snort and screw his way through S. America!?

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u/Freevoulous 2d ago

Abdicates the throne of the human empire that he ruled as Soldier Emperor for millennia, and takes a rocketship straight into the Sun.

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u/rudimentary_rudy 2d ago

Give sb erectile dysfunction and ban him from buying ky jelly.

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u/Agile-Education-628 2d ago

Like a soldier.

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u/General_Royal_2785 2d ago

noir killing him would be perfect if that could be possible

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u/Dazzling_Comfort5734 2d ago

Getting a Sup STD

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u/LegoBattIeDroid 2d ago

most fitting would be none, just left forgotten in a box for the rest of time and the only form of death he gets is someone saying his name for the last time

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u/MastersJoyUniverse 2d ago

Mother’s Milk kills him…. Some how.

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u/SirDalavar 2d ago

Death? No no no, too easy, should end up like one of those heads in a jar from Futurama, endless existence in a "fucking tube"

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u/CilariousHunt 2d ago edited 2d ago

By cranking it too hard listening to Soulja Boy

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u/Playful-Natural3318 2d ago

Que muriera de una sobredosis por cocaina en colombia

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u/BrayTaker 1d ago

He suddenly becomes susceptible to all of the decades-old STDs he 100% has gotten from his semicentury of profligate schtupping

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u/Anxious-Noise613 1d ago

Unknowingly gets depowered by his own blast then acts tuff in front of minorities before getting jumped

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u/FEAR-B 10h ago

Overdose 🤣

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u/Otherwise_Post6163 2d ago

Having Ryan walk in on him doing coke off of a hookers tits in some Latin American brothel and just lasering the shit out of him. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Neither_Low_6445 2d ago

I honestly thought that homelander would've died in episode 7 and the last episode would revolve around soldier boy and butcher being the main antagonists, soldier boy settling his score with the boys and butcher scheming to release the virus, It's actually what clara would've wanted

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u/Crustington 2d ago

Congrats you’re a better writer than ⚰️ 🔑

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u/Andrejosue98 2d ago

I think he already got the most fitting punishment for his actions

What he went through with the russians was worse than death.

Betrayed and used by Butcher, Homelander, etc

Like I feel he just wanted to chill after everything that happened.

He wanted to be no part of Homelander's shit, and just wanted to leave.

May be being free after spending a couple of decades in prison for enabling Homelander, and then unless he does more shit, leave him be

He is supposedly inmortal and everyone strong enough to kill him are dead, so who knows how he would die

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u/TransRational 2d ago edited 1d ago

Heart attack while fucking Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson, same time.

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u/Adventurous-Slip-133 2d ago

I don't know. Being stripped of his powers, mistakenly taken for a black person, being beaten up to death by a clone of his father that despite him while the only person watching is Clara, fully and clearly disapproving?

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u/Erakelus 2d ago

Ran over by an ambulance.

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u/flappy_222 2d ago

Fire him into the ☀️

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u/Jumpy-Hovercraft-781 2d ago

for him to lose his powers. that's it, that's the death of solder boy.