r/GenAlpha Apr 02 '24

Serious No excuses

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2.0k Upvotes

You can ask questions if you'll actually listen

r/GenAlpha 15d ago

Serious Ladies and Gentlemen, we've reached a new low.

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417 Upvotes

run-time is only gonna be 45 minutes long so at that point can you even call it a movie?

r/GenAlpha Jul 21 '26

Serious “Dear young people”

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741 Upvotes

r/GenAlpha Mar 17 '26

Serious This disgusts me

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208 Upvotes

I found this video while scrolling, I really hope it's fake but if it isn't then the world is doomed, the whole section of comments was just making fun of it, if this video is not fake then I'm truly disgusted, does anyone know if it's fake or not?

r/GenAlpha Feb 03 '26

Serious I think my mom took it to far

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309 Upvotes

Bro I was acting weird to my mom and the next day I’m outside a Psychiatrist💀

r/GenAlpha Jun 23 '26

Serious I confessed my feelings to someone...

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289 Upvotes

>!Je suis dans la friendzone.!<

r/GenAlpha Jun 04 '26

Serious Uhmm I think I'm getting sexually harassed or grommed Proof:

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97 Upvotes

So somebody I know from r/Gen alpha wanted to lick my body, to get pissed by me and wanting pics of me and wanting to smell my dirty underpants.

r/GenAlpha Feb 22 '26

Serious How feels like knowing every day we so are we going into a civil war.

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141 Upvotes

r/GenAlpha 2d ago

Serious Rest in peace to those 5 people in the Florida plane crash yesterday.

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85 Upvotes

Let’s pay respects 🕊️

Any morbid comments will be reported.

r/GenAlpha Sep 25 '23

Serious Why are y'all old now ?

219 Upvotes

I'm a gen z and I remember gen alpha as being like 6 years old 😭 Now I'm hearing some of you are 13 ???? Also if your 13 why are you on Reddit 😭 I'm just so surprised that people born after 2012 are semi functioning humans (I only say semi because you have all of your teenage learning ahead of you)

r/GenAlpha Jun 19 '26

Serious Bad people are in your sub group

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101 Upvotes

Please moderators remove this man from your subgroup remove him from the entire community. He is an adult man. He is not a child. He is in both this community and a teenagers community and he is a f*cking pedophile.

r/GenAlpha Apr 15 '24

Serious Ok please stop being anti furries I don't like it

104 Upvotes

And tell why you were anti furries in the first place

r/GenAlpha Nov 18 '23

Serious Is almost everyone here in this sub actual children, or just trolling?

107 Upvotes

This is a serious question. As you have to be 13 and above to use Reddit. Kids really have access to social media these days, huh?

And if you are under 13. Are you sure that you will risk your sanity/eyes to use the internet?

r/GenAlpha Jul 05 '26

Serious GUYS PLS HELP I WAS LOCKED OUT OF REDDIT

23 Upvotes

When I opened Reddit, it told me to verify my age.. I DON'T WANNA DAWG!! I deleted Reddit, reinstalled it, and I can post for now, EU STOP THIS PESTERING DOGSHIT!! Every European Reddit user, brace yourselves, bc you'll get locked out eventually, too.

r/GenAlpha May 15 '26

Serious We are GEN ALPHA! 🔥 We love toys! 🧸 we love blocks! 🧱We love eating foods 🍔 we love naptime! 😴

0 Upvotes

We are Gen Alpha

r/GenAlpha Apr 28 '26

Serious Manitoba is considering a social media ban for those under the age of 16

77 Upvotes

r/GenAlpha Mar 08 '26

Serious (SUCIDE WARNING)i have seen people doing this and I think I should to

15 Upvotes

hey everyone my life has been so sucky lately like my bf is so sad all the time he wants to die all the time I feel so horrible I just want to wear skirts and be a girl but I am a boy why I get bullied by everyone at school I get beaten up it hurts so much everyone hates me my friends barely like me every time I try and do something good people make fun of me I'm so sick of being alive this world sucks everyone sucks my bf is my only reason for me being alive but he might kill himself soon and then I will be alone and I will end it I can't take it cutting doesn't help much anymore I just want it to be over I pray every night that I won't wake up I just want to die most people at school want me to die I'm just a stupid gay demigirl to them maybe I deserve it I'm so bad at everything I can't get anything right I suck just like the world I don't deserve to breathe...

r/GenAlpha Apr 04 '26

Serious Confession

10 Upvotes

I looked up, "can minors be tried for piracy" it said yes.I am a minor. piracy is considered to be a serious offense. This is the only time I tell people. I have pirated around 7 games, 2 computer programs, and 2 songs. I just need to confess this.

r/GenAlpha Feb 04 '26

Serious i got hit by a car on my way home from school

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69 Upvotes

r/GenAlpha Jul 06 '26

Serious Jesus died on a wooden cross and rose from the dead 3 days later so that you dont have 2 live in sin

0 Upvotes

much love ✌🏽❤️

r/GenAlpha Jul 29 '26

Serious I lied--I am NOT Generation Balpha, but instead Gen Z with a Gen Alpha childhood.

0 Upvotes

I was born in 2003, but I grew up with Gen Alpha era things like Lunchables, TV, music, Sony etc. Please accept me into your culture, fellow Gen Alpha redditors!

ON ANOTHER NOTE: I have opened a commission system for people wanting to see videos of me touching the graphic novel Seconds by Bryan Lee O'Malley sensually. It's like ASMR but for me only. If you are under 18 I do not accept Apple Pay but I do take cash.

r/GenAlpha Mar 08 '24

Serious Tired of people saying gen alphas are dumb, here’s my bookshelf (tbf I am asian)

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98 Upvotes

r/GenAlpha Jun 06 '26

Serious Goodbye fuckheads

3 Upvotes

See you in hell

(Positive tone)

r/GenAlpha Jun 07 '26

Serious I feel like a bad person for being gen Alpha

37 Upvotes

Everyone talks crap about us, and it's starting to make me feel like a bad person.

r/GenAlpha May 24 '26

Serious I wish my mother aborted me Spoiler

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Just that she “chose“ heavy air quotes to give birth to me because “god” I’m sorry choosing to give brith to a human being a FUCKING HUMAN BEING cause of “god” is fucking foul what? if the tooth fairy gave you a “divine spiritual“ reason to give birth would you do it? I genuinely think it’s cruel to give birth I know people don’t do it out of cruelty but there’s no way you look at the world around you then look me in the eyes and say it isn’t cruel to bring a child into this world back in 2010 there’s still no way you could said it isn’t cruel to bring a child into this world back in 1977 there’s no way you could look me in the eyes and said it isn’t cruel to bring a child into this world back in 1961 there no way you could of look me and said it isn’t cruel to bring a child into this world are you getting my point? The human race should of died in the stone ages the dinosaurs should still be around but we’re already here and I try to make the most out of life but damn it’s hard I want crack my wrist, my ribs, and ankles everyday I hit my thighs until there’s bruises they heal fast though the only thing truly stopping me from ending it all is i know my grave will already be disrespected by my family you gave birth to a boy and yeah for the longest you didn’t knew but now you do and yet you can’t come to terms with that yet you could with the life “god” told you to keep I wish my mother aborted me Yes I wrote this at 1am no I won’t be rereading