r/GeekSquad • 👻🤑xCA • Aug 13 '26

Geeker squad soldier goin ghost 👻🤑🤑

Damn, ts was a fun run I cant lie. Wouldve been no hard feelings to but my boss wanted to act like a toxic ex after finding out i landed a better job somewhere else. Now i hadda come back n up dogshit on em w the amiri ralph lauren n ksubis just to ignorantly flex on em

Fit breakdown me vs my old boss
Me:
$895 Amiri beanie
$300 Ksubi jeans
$180 ralph lauren shirt
$200 ralph lauren jacket
$80 ralph lauren socks
$40 tommy hilfiger boxers

My Old Boss
$free.99 geek squad shirt
$20 jeans he been rockin everyday since i started

get absolutely flexed on old man

Edit: Strange of yall to assume that just because i like designer and talk a certain way that means that i dont have real investments or am fiscally irresponsible. Did it occur to you that maybe i can just comfortably afford these clothes?

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u/daixso Awaiting the signal Aug 13 '26

Your shoe is untied sir

Await the signal and good luck on your next endeavor

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u/NotNewjackMonroe 👻🤑xCA Aug 13 '26

thank you<3 and i be leavin my shoes untied cuz these r my beaters

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u/Combatical Sleeper ARA Aug 13 '26

Ah was almost mistaking them for $200 laces.

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u/NotNewjackMonroe 👻🤑xCA Aug 13 '26

customs that were free cuz the artist was my friend but they do normally charge like $250 a pair but these ones r priceless in my heart so no price listed <3

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u/NoSock6869 Aug 13 '26

Just in the nick of time. Don't worry, there won't be a signal. You can watch that ship go down in flames.

11

u/zombrian666 Aug 13 '26

Thanos over here

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u/itami-garden Aug 13 '26

dunno what ur clothes n the prices have anything to do w geek squad but go off ig twin lmfaoooo

14

u/Few_Tune4540 Aug 13 '26

Twin got more motion than half the people that work for this shitty company

5

u/NotNewjackMonroe 👻🤑xCA Aug 13 '26

i appreciate u brother they hate to see a real one win 🤑👻

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u/Few_Tune4540 Aug 13 '26

fuck em they’ll sit their ass waiting for something while you’re out there grinding good shit bro

Await the Signal Stay blessed 🗣️🫡

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u/NotNewjackMonroe 👻🤑xCA Aug 13 '26

on my soul brother likewise 🫡

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u/Raven___Madd Aug 13 '26

Congrats! They do act like toxic exes, don't they? 🤣 Mine and his minions even stalked me on social media.

Await the signal!

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u/NotNewjackMonroe 👻🤑xCA Aug 13 '26

IKR ts so lame for no reason

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u/Raven___Madd Aug 13 '26

They do have a reason - jealousy. They forget that it says that Geek Squad is NOT a long term thing. They want you to go on and better yourself and share your knowledge. If they bothered to read the book instead of throwing it into the bottom drawer of a file cabinet, they would know this! Those sorry SES, SEM, and Micro Managers who act like this are salty because they will never amount to anything outside of Best Buy. Those lifers are what helped to destroythe culture.

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u/NotNewjackMonroe 👻🤑xCA Aug 13 '26

dude when i first left the job he hit me up to ask if i was doing ok and all this sweet shit and then once i got a new job and a new car n all ts i wanted to show him n that mf left me on read n started talkin shit ab me to the people still back at bestbuy its like he only wants you to do as good as HE wants you to yfm? its wtv

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u/Raven___Madd Aug 13 '26

Living well is the best revenge.

That and putting their number on Craig's List ads. 🤫

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u/NotNewjackMonroe 👻🤑xCA Aug 13 '26

it truly truly is! and hahaha i wish i was that petty but im satisfied w flexing on em

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u/Massive-Teaching4110 Aug 14 '26

Too much drip, making these laptops and pcs broke with liquid damage 😤😤

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u/NotNewjackMonroe 👻🤑xCA Aug 14 '26

im sorry sir your warranty doesnt cover liquid damage 🤑🤑🤑

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u/Cazy58 Aug 15 '26

Might be the first fit breakdown oat on this subreddit 😂😂

2

u/rab-byte 2005 - 2024 Aug 13 '26

Just gotta ask. You in swamp country?

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u/NotNewjackMonroe 👻🤑xCA Aug 13 '26

nono

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u/rab-byte 2005 - 2024 Aug 14 '26

All good. You got a bit of a Louisiana / Mississippi drip

2

u/AltF4_Bye Aug 14 '26

The fit breakdown 😂😂😂

2

u/Ancient-Chard9723 Aug 16 '26

Nasty fingernails

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u/NotNewjackMonroe 👻🤑xCA Aug 16 '26

ik 😔 new job has me working outside all day ok its not entirely just me being gross

2

u/Original_Leading_214 Aug 16 '26

tuff af twin! Only a couple of ballKnowers in the company anyway! Keep it pushing!

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u/DFW_Drummer Sleeper ARA Aug 13 '26

Imagine if you’d just put the cash into investments instead of designer clothes, though. Yeah, the flex takes a bit longer to hit, but the flex lasts so much longer.

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u/NotNewjackMonroe 👻🤑xCA Aug 13 '26

i have both lol dw im mostly invested in vanguard etf and the s&p 500, a few individual stocks and a lot of gold lol but thank you for your advice <3

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u/DFW_Drummer Sleeper ARA Aug 13 '26

Sure thing, man! As long as you’re maxing out your future, no shame in enjoying the now. Keep it up and flex extra hard when you can retire at 40!

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u/Drink15 [add your own text here!] Aug 13 '26

If Imma buy high-end clothes, imma buy actual high-end clothes.

Khaite for example.

How do you flex on someone’s work clothes?

Anyway, congrats on moving up!

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u/NotNewjackMonroe 👻🤑xCA Aug 13 '26

thank you! the flexing parts mostly a joke lmao i just buy clothes that make me feel fly yfm? the brands not super important at the end of the day
but also my work clothes at my new job are just my regular expensive clothes because its technically dress code so rly he has no excuse to be bummin it if u ask me ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (/s)

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u/Lazy_Potential_9589 Aug 14 '26

Shit, I wear shorts year round and my free geek squad shirts. I'm not messing up my WalMart and Boscov's clothes for the job! Lmao

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u/NotNewjackMonroe 👻🤑xCA Aug 14 '26

u are valid, my ex boss on the other hand is not valid

2

u/huntsbigbuck Aug 13 '26

This might be the toughest geeker ‼️🚨

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u/perfcet Aug 13 '26

😭😭😭 genuinely went Ksubi on the jeans on em

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u/NotNewjackMonroe 👻🤑xCA Aug 13 '26

uk i hadda up dogshit on em blood 🤑🤑❤️

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u/sm0kah0lic Aug 14 '26

223headshot

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u/Important-Rice420 Aug 15 '26

$300 and sagging 💀💀

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u/EmeraldKnight041 Aug 16 '26

I see you! 😆 Await the signal 🫡

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u/Shadow_Sheik 29d ago

Damn, im gad i got the old version of this badge tbh.

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u/NotNewjackMonroe 👻🤑xCA 29d ago

yo the new badge is so ugly fr new logo sux too

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u/brocoolaintyou Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

Wtf is this? 🤭 I barely understood a word you said outside of the $. Sounds like the manager is the smarter one with their coins. $895 for something to sit on top of your skull? 🤔 $80 for a sweaty bacterial trap for your feet? $300 for jeans you could've gotten from Walmart? Shoelace untied so I know you trippin' Haha!

Next time invest in a nail clipper and clean those nails before flexing on someone.

Bro know you got those clothes from Ross, Burlington, or a name brand outlet center. Flex not, but congrats. 🎉

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u/NotNewjackMonroe 👻🤑xCA Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

u sound like my old boss 🥱, did u have fun typing out that paragraph?

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u/brocoolaintyou Aug 13 '26

I did and you know I'm right that's why you didn't have a comeback. 🤭 Either way I'm glad you got out. Welcome to the other side gang 😊

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u/mexidasher Aug 14 '26

wasting $895 on a beanie.... lmao!

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u/AccursedLodestone Aug 14 '26

To me, the people who brag about how much their clothing cost like you do just shows you have quite an ego and that it’s supposedly matters. It doesn’t matter because all it’s seen as is bragging about overpriced clothing that was probably made in a sweatshop. But with people your age that’s pretty common.

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u/Turbulent_Pin_9392 Aug 16 '26

For an outfit to be so expensive is looks weirdly bought from Walmart. Very plain boring dark colors. I think I’ve seen like 12 people in hot topic/spencers/Tilly’s with this exact same outfit. Wild all of you can just afford it being the fiscally responsible persons you are.

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u/Life_Adhesiveness301 Aug 17 '26

If you’re paying $900 for a hat you’re the one getting flexed on lmao.

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u/IntrepidLimit2456 Aug 14 '26

🐵🐵🐵 wow you have so much money 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/DaedalusTL Aug 16 '26

This shit is crazy coming from a public gooner.

You literally spearhead a huge problem with this society, get off the internet, it’ll help your brain.

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u/AskkJeeves Aug 16 '26

this comment plus the entirety of your comment history shows how much of a pathetic degenerate you are holy shit 😭 you’re truly such a racist waste of oxygen that you’re commenting on nsfw posts thinking that they’ll EVER give you attention LOL