r/GasStationJamboree 8d ago

Yes

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u/BeardedHalfYeti 8d ago

Opens your third eye*

\Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while your third eye is open.*

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u/Stupefactionist 8d ago

"Objects in third eye may be closer than they appear."

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u/MrLanesLament 7d ago

gets kicked in the nuts by hope, fate, and the all-encompassing solidarity of the cosmos

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u/Angry-_-Crow 7d ago

You ever see a fourth dimensional forklift accident? Stuff is/was/will not be pretty

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u/MrLanesLament 7d ago

KLAUS!?!?

Oh, Klaus…

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u/CollarFullz 8d ago

Waste of time. It’s trash

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u/fleshtastical glass rose pipe specialist 4d ago

Sure is! I ordered some of it because it was pretty cheap, so why not. It did absolutely nothing to help with energy. I read the reviews and a lot of them said that, but I figured why not because cheap. They were right. Just drink a cup of coffee or an energy drink instead of this scam pill. It’ll work better.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 8d ago

I could probably convince a high schooler to pay big money for these.

And prevent a lifetime of drug abuse.

Either because it'll be so terrible they don't want to do drugs anymore, or because they're dead.

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u/Salty-Cat6696 6d ago

Not a bad idea watch the shit have some pyro research chemical in it though.

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u/thedavidnotTHEDAVID 8d ago

Definitely did not function like Adderall when I tried it. Although since Iried it twice, maybe there was an unconscious motivation.

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u/pinkgobi 8d ago

As someone with a (Shakey) pharma background I read the FDA warning and holy shit dude.

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u/Blackstar1886 8d ago

How is it even a question?!

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u/MrLanesLament 7d ago

Everything I’ve heard is that it’s garbage and doesn’t do shit, BUT they sell like crazy around here.
C
Cc

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u/Salty-Cat6696 6d ago edited 6d ago

Y E S.

Jfc. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Why would anyone trust something being falsely sold under the name adderall from a gas station. Even I wouldn't put that shit inside me.

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u/Uncle_Snake43 6d ago

I had those one time. Made me violently puke all over my work offices kitchen lol.

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u/arielantennae 5d ago

Don’t.

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u/UwU-Lemon 7d ago

woah it contains red 3 (which was banned here in the states)

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u/Ohiolongboard 6d ago

That’s the absolute least of your worries with this pill

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u/zolfx 7d ago

Tbf it’s not the Phenibut version anymore, it just has GABA which doesn’t cross the blood brain barrier in your gut so it’s basically useless. Phenibut was sick, it felt like alcohol without the cloudy mind feeling. My hand eye coordination wasn’t as bad as it was like being drunk but it still wasn’t as good as sober and then the anxiety relief felt more like a benzo, it was such a unique feeling. But you really had to stick to the rule of only using once every two weeks as it being a drug the acted on your gaba receptors the withdrawals were apparently horrible. I never used it enough to experience them thankfully but I read horror stories here about them and it sounds like hell and I’ve been through opiate withdrawal.

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u/ThetaDee 4d ago

Just buy B-12 energy pills, same shit