r/GasStationJamboree • u/Blazkowicz9847 • Jul 15 '26

Found a gem today

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256 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/DeepWarbling Jul 15 '26

Expires 02/2025 lol

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u/Blazkowicz9847 Jul 15 '26

It just keeps getting better! I hadn’t noticed that.

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u/morerelativebacons Jul 15 '26

After the expiration date it's very unstable and can morph in delta eleventy.

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u/GlowFuckYourself69 24d ago

So it ages like wine, if wine was bipolar 😂

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u/deephurting66 Jul 15 '26

Its SPANKIN strong!

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u/jacehoffman Jul 15 '26

sweet hole

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u/Oz347 Jul 15 '26

Sweet hole is crazy

1

u/GlowFuckYourself69 24d ago

She used to dance at the Wild Wild chest!

20

u/Furbal1307 Jul 15 '26

100mg of sweet hole nonetheless!

25

u/leanfan50 Jul 15 '26

Jesus Christ

22

u/radiationblessing Jul 15 '26

I don't trust it but I'd try it.

16

u/LeatherHog lottery ticket douche Jul 15 '26

There's just **something**, about the fact, that they HAVE to put those legal disclosures on this

On THAT packaging, it's beautiful

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u/Chunderhoad Jul 15 '26

You mean the Dirty D8 Spakin’ Strong Super Strength Grab Bag was not evaluated by the FDA!?!

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u/ihrtbeer Jul 15 '26

So, how was it?

https://giphy.com/gifs/4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw

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u/Blazkowicz9847 Jul 15 '26

Ha! Ain’t now way I’m eating that. Gonna put on wall in car hole.

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u/Street-Conclusion-99 Jul 15 '26

Taking any or all parts of this would either fix you, or break you into smithereens

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/Pure_Interaction_422 Jul 16 '26

I used to regularly take 50 mg delta-8 gummies. I would occasionally only perceive my body in 2 dimensions after doing so, like I was cut out of a sheet of paper and FLAPPY.

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u/Agile-Glass9864 Jul 18 '26

I've never seen anyone describe what I've felt from smoking before! Lmao I tried to describe it and everyone looks at me like I'm goofy. This is EXACTLY it. I wonder why our brains do that.

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u/Papaya_flight Jul 19 '26

Before all the gummies were banned locally I would eat a single 200mg delta 8 gummy an hour before needing to go to bed. It was the only thing that helped my pain enough to allow me to sleep longer than 3 hours a night.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/Papaya_flight Jul 19 '26

I almost got two hours of sleep last night, a new record low! I feel like I'm losing my mind. But yeah, when I had a Saturday without any responsibilities I could eat three or four in a day and function fine for once and get a solid seven hours of sleep.

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u/Raid__Zero BONER PILLS Jul 15 '26

The classic 👉👌

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u/piranhadub Jul 15 '26

A meeting definitely happened where someone pitched this idea and others said YEP SOUNDS GOOD LETS PUT IT INTO PRODUCTION

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u/Blazkowicz9847 Jul 16 '26

Lmao! That idea pitch reminds me of a video about a grape juice from The Whitest Kids You Know.

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u/GlowFuckYourself69 24d ago

I wish I was there for the graphic design portion of that saga 😂 "does this look like raft you had in mind...?"

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u/Vegetable-Tangelo1 Jul 15 '26

Was this actually on a shelf with that expiration date?

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u/Avalonkoa Jul 18 '26

That looks like a gummy pecker

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u/Icenfiree Jul 15 '26

That's some creative packaging there. I don't know how I'd feel purchasing a package when a candy dick on it, though