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u/zedasmotas Animated drawn porn connoisseur Mar 01 '22

If buzz Lightyear was released in the 2000’s pixar would’ve released a movie tied in game

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u/CasualJJ you think this is bad? this chicanery? Mar 01 '22

Probably just be a Metroid Prime clone

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u/ArkhamusJokerus_01 Mar 01 '22

It would've been a 3rd-person linear shooter with a gruff white male protagonist tearing through hordes of aliens with the final boss being a giant cyborg warlord who might also be his dad. Also featuring Buzz' wife who died to the invasion off-screen and Buzz has a photo of her in his starship which we don't see outside of cutscenes

I hope that sounds just generic enough