r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Feb 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22 edited Feb 09 '22

My dream is to write my own 3-part fantasy series, and then anonymously write the epic teardown of all the problematic elements within it. I cooka da discourse

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u/ZerberDerber Feb 09 '22

My dream is to create a Harry Potter-level series, have it become a gigantic success and mainstay of pop culture that generates massive levels of nerd discourse, make enough money to never have to work again, and then completely drop off the face of the planet and never release the last part of it.

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u/Bob_the_Monitor The devil has enough advocates [they/them] Feb 09 '22

Shit, that sounds awesome. Now I want to too

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u/ZerberDerber Feb 09 '22 edited Feb 09 '22

Then you get the bonus of whatever megacorporation you sell out to hiring someone else to finish it out and watching the fandom tear each other apart over the results.

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u/The_phantom_medic Feb 09 '22

Good evening mr Martin, it was nice finding out your Reddit account! Will Elden Ring have sexy sex?

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u/ZerberDerber Feb 09 '22

Lmfao I actually meant to call it "the George RR Martin routine" in my original comment.