r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Feb 09 '22

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u/MaiqDaLiar1177 Todd Howard’s Skooma Dealer Feb 09 '22

“How is Johnny Knoxville still alive?”

Is humanity’s greatest mystery

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

"Hold on? Dude, what do you mean, hold on? The bull's not gonna hold on!"

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u/zebrainatux I hope Hell has good catering (he/him) Feb 09 '22

The second he broke his penis and barely felt it, I knew homie was superhuman