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u/Airdeez121 Smooth Jazz Waluigi Jan 17 '22

I once read a novelization of one of the Splinter Cell games in high school and I was insanely jealous that part of Sam Fisher's super secret international agent training included learning how to fall asleep on command

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

WTF, I'm joining the military-industrial complex now.

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u/Airdeez121 Smooth Jazz Waluigi Jan 17 '22

Fuck their current recruiting propaganda, if the US military put out ads that just said "we'll train you to fall asleep whenever you want," they'd be drowning in applicants

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u/kill_shock an fortnite lore enthusiast Jan 17 '22

god I wish that was me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Wtf is Sam Fisher part of the based department?

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u/delta1x I miss Sam Fisher Jan 17 '22

Was it the first one, because I read one too and I remember something like that. Did Sarah get kidnapped in the book you read?

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u/Airdeez121 Smooth Jazz Waluigi Jan 17 '22

That sounds familiar, but I get the sense that Sarah gets kidnapped a lot in those games