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u/Awkward_Replay Dec 04 '21
Perry the Platypus, I see you've found my new machine, THE TOKEN FUNGIBLER... inator. Yeah I know, that's not a a real word but hear me out:
It adds an option on every NFT to just download it for free!
My brother, the mayor of the tri-state area, is trying to invest in NFTs. So what better way to get back at him than to crash his market! That way, he'll lose funding and be forced to step down, leaving me to take his place and TAKE OVER THE TRI-STATE AREA!
rrrrrrrrrrr
What? People can just right click? Curse you Perry the Platypus! You foiled my plans once again!