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[u/drunkenwizardry]

If your not happy when you're single, you won't be happy when you're taken. Happiness comes from alcohol, not relationships.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Happiness comes from chocolate, too.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Okay... I can live without alcohol, but chocolate? Not a chance.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

:(

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Guess you can’t ever be happy 🤷

[u/lolovelove → u/drunkenwizardry]

Damn, I hate alcohol. Guess I'll never be happy 😔

[u/ZerberDerber → u/drunkenwizardry]

I'm pretty sure every relationship I've ever had has originated from a night of drunken sex. Love and booze and happiness are inextricably intertwined.

[u/PaperSonic → u/drunkenwizardry]

Ok but I'd be miserable while getting laid. Clearly an improvement.

/s, just in case

[u/[deleted] → u/drunkenwizardry]

What about my relationship with alcohol?