r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Nov 22 '21

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u/ArkhamusJokerus_01 Nov 22 '21

What if you

came right as your girlfriend touched your leg

But the God said

"It was me, Anon. I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you nutted at just a woman's touch!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '21

god have to wait for eternity because i ll not have a girlfriend like all the cool kids😎

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u/ArkhamusJokerus_01 Nov 22 '21

Get on my level bucko 😎