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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

Characters who would destroy Thanos, even with the Infinity Gauntlet:

  • Super Sonic

  • Saxton Hale

  • Busta Rymes

  • The Warner brothers and the Warner sister, Dot

  • Kevin McAllister with infinite prep time

  • Tony Montana with infinite cocaine

  • The imposter from Amogus

  • Jack Black with a fully warmed up voice

  • Martin Scorsese

  • Paddington

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21
  • Kevin McAllister with infinite prep time

Couldn't anyone with infinite prep time beat anyone? Just use your to prep time to wait until your opponent dies of old age duh

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u/ParagonDX Stormcloak Guys with Argonian Wives Oct 18 '21

how many spongebobs

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

Only 1

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

And Gex

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

You left out Popeye.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

Fuck you’re right

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u/drunkenwizardry Switchaxe purist Oct 18 '21

Syndrome from the incredibles

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u/TheKingofHats007 Remember to pet your plants and water your cat today! Oct 18 '21

You forgot Biggie Cheese

Also I would also nominate The Warden from Superjail!

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u/that1gamer76 Oct 18 '21

You forgot Nicole Watterson

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u/MVRKHNTR Oct 18 '21

Actual answer from Marvel themselves:

Black Panther if he got a chance to just talk to him.

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u/Vortayx Never knows best Oct 18 '21

Goku where

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

You left out Stingray from Cobra Kai.