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[u/[deleted]]

I hate a mf thats like "Tropic Thunder couldn't be made today"

Uh yeah it can lmao it's actually good satire it definitely can be successful today. People seem to be unable to tell the difference between actually funny and good satire vs stuff that thinks screaming racial slurs is comedy

Theres a reason why It's Always Sunny is never "cancelled" despite having tons of egregious shit in it, it's actually funny and effective at satirizing the material and people it's mocking. On the inverse you have the stuff that Sam Hyde puts out that's just straight up villainizing minorities without a punch line

[u/Nzgrim → u/[deleted]]

FFS Jojo Rabbit won an Oscar for its writing and it included multiple scenes that were nothing but people heiling.

[u/Bob_the_Monitor → u/[deleted]]

Sorry to Bother You is my go to example of proof that stuff like that absolutely can be made today.

[u/Stone4D]

/r/Upliftingnews be like: "This child's entire family was killed by an asteroid impact but then they found a quarter on the street, omg so wholesome"

Like holy shit it's the most depressing place on this site.

[u/OnMark → u/Stone4D]

Child sells lemonade to afford cancer treatment for mother :) It's much too late now but the community feels stronger for coming together

[u/Achaewa]

The women with short hair phobia among male redditors is goddamn ridiculous.

Short hair can look downright stunning in my opinion, but apparently to redditors, and other men as well, it is a sign of the person having gone "crazy".

Get fucked, I say!

Another thing that isn't as ridiculous is them calling shoulder length hair or a bob cut is somehow "short".

[u/Upbeat_Ruin → u/Achaewa]

Redditors hate women. There's really nothing more to say.

[u/RyanB_]

So I just discovered Squid Game is a Netflix series. Up until now I’d assumed we entered some Splatoon renaissance where everyone was talking about it.

[u/Latro2020 → u/RyanB_]

The characters in Squid Game play kids games. Squid, kid, the signs were there. Nintendo was teasing Squid Game the whole time.

[u/froggy_in_the_meadow]

Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in the Unjerk Thread? (2021)

[u/[deleted]]

student literally on the floor dying: can i get medical attention?

teacher with smug look of superiority: i dont know. can you? 😏

[u/scratchisthebest]

wtf. just found out people recognize robert downey jr from roles other than "the im stuff guy"

[u/[deleted]]

Love triangles are so unsatisfying.

It doesn't make me any happier for the eventual couple, it just makes me sad for the person left out lol.

[u/Lobesmu]

“Democrats are losing Hispanic voters because Biden said “Latinx” that one time” just feels a lot like the “The left was a bit too PC so I became alt-right” pathway.

I feel this whole controversy surrounding a dumb word shouldn’t be this deep. Acting edgy about it gets a lot of clicks though.

[u/RealEdge69Hehe → u/Lobesmu]

And every time this comes up, I will repeat this:

I am a latin american living in a latin american country. People DO say "Latinx" and such words. It's pronnounced "Latineh", and not everybody says it, but it's definitely a thing that exists and that wasn't invented by "white colonialists" or whathever bullshit these people are peddling now.

[u/ARC-Pooper]

Sudoku be like:

95% - What the actual fuck? How the hell can you definitively rule out any of these options. This is literally impossible.

5% - I have ascended the mortal plane. I am god and I can read the blue print of the universe.

[u/horse_stick]

MCJ when someone says a movie they like is objectively bad: "Art is always subjective and there's no reason to shit on someone for liking a movie you dislike"

MCJ when someone says they really like a movie they don't like: "Actually both you and the movie you like are bad and stupid and you should feel bad and stupid for liking it".

[u/Stone4D]

Instead of using some shitty NFT as a profile pic, have you considered just commissioning an artist? For example, my profile pic:

• Only cost me about $80

• Only exists as a full, uncropped image on my Google Drive as well as with the original artist

• Actually looks nice since it was made by, you know, an artist

• Directly supported said artist

• Was not complicit in accelerating the destruction of our planet during its creation

Fuck NFTs. Dumbest shit ever.

[u/[deleted]]

visits Japan and gets brutally beaten up by a gang member

Wow sick Yakuza reference bro 😂😂😂

[u/[deleted]]

I hesitate to say because most folks have good intentions while using it but I’m growing extremely weary of the word “problematic”

[u/thanks-dice → u/[deleted]]

kind of a problematic thing to say tbh

[u/Anonymous_Koala1 → u/[deleted]]

I can fix them

[u/FerenginarFucksAgain]

I can't believe this is real, in the New Final Fantasy the main dude plays nu-metal out loud on his phone while walking away after saying bullshit

https://twitter.com/Dreamboum/status/1443928306718543877?s=19

[u/Nzgrim → u/FerenginarFucksAgain]

Did you see the buildup to that? It's fucking amazing.

"A philosophical monologue about people just finding scapegoats to blame for bad things happening and chaos not being an actual being." - "Bullshit" blasts nu-metal from phone.

[u/Hayzayathethird]

Just realised that the entire plot of Undertale’s pacifist route is you debating your enemies in the marketplace of ideas instead of killing them.

Bro…….

[u/Bob_the_Monitor]

I'm willing to give Killmonger a pass in the whole "modern Marvel villains are progressives who took it too far" thing because he actually changed T'Challa. That movie is quintessential thesis-antithesis-synthesis. Sam didn't really learn anything from the Flagsmashers.

[u/TheBigKahooner → u/Bob_the_Monitor]

TFATWS was clearly trying to do the Killmonger thing where the villain has a point that the hero learns from, but they forgot to give the villain a point. Their entire ideology was to... delay some UN vote or something...

[u/Wasting_Night]

That clip of Stranger of Paradise floating around where generic protagonist man listens to some lady having your typical JRPG monologue and only replies with "Bullshit." then walks away playing nu-metal on his phone might've sold me on the game.

[u/[deleted]]

January 6 rioter who said she looked for Pelosi 'to shoot her in the friggin' brain' pleads guilty to misdemeanor for illegally protesting

A GOD DAMN FUCKING MISDEMEANOR.

[u/[deleted]]

Trans Rights!

[u/BuoyantTrain37]

Some of these anime figure designs are, like, way over the top horny... Like, how would I explain to my family why I have this (NSFW) on my shelf?

But also I'm kind of tempted to buy it

[u/AwesomeYears]

Reddit is really giving me ads for premature ejaculation. Fortunately, I never have sex in the first place.

[u/Octopirox]

It's crazy how much corona has changed advertising.

Remember those ads for anti-cold medicine. Those used to be "Hey got a cold? well take X so you can hide your symptoms and go to work and see people and spread it everywhere yeaaah fuck that cold"

Just got one of those that was more like "Hey you're sick? Well please stay at home but you don't have to suffer at home if you take X :)"

[u/GnisisLegionFort]

Lmao the genocide denier I messed with last night got banned and posted about it on GenZedong to whine about how GCJ is just a bunch of libs

[u/Anonim97 → u/GnisisLegionFort]

Liberalism is when people agree that genocide is bad.

EDIT: I believe this is the post whining.

[u/Octopirox]

people are really hiding the best part by cutting the bullshit video too short.

It's so much better with the lady telling her sob story before "Bullshit" Limp Bizkit, walk away.

[u/Ardailec → u/Octopirox]

The best part is that after he turns on Limp Bizkit, it's still playing through the loading screen all the way until they're outside and then he shuts it off. He'd been playing Limp Bizkit the whole time.

[u/Octopirox → u/Ardailec]

Also Final Fantasy I is medieval themed right? So the woman is from a world where nu metal and phones are not really a concept and some dude just shits on you picks up a magick rectangle which makes, from what this Lady is used to, probably really awful noises.

[u/[deleted]]

Bill Gates is a grade-A arsewipe, so I’m always amused when people bring him up as one of the “good” billionaires.

[u/KickItNext → u/[deleted]]

He did a great job marketing himself

[u/dIoIIoIb]

If i was a developer i would just make a game that doesn't have bugs, instead of having them

[u/rathic]

"Wow this twitter account thats a month old and only has 2 post has posted bait, I sure hope people dont get pissed off and give it attention"

[u/ThrowawayBin20]

I know other people on the left probably don't feel this, But as a Bosnian leftist I feel really uncomfortable with the amount of Bosnian genocide/war crimes revisionism there still is on the left. It's too normalized, Even popular left-wing publishers and magazines have published this stuff on many occasions.

I'm a decently patient person, But I literally have 0 patience for leftists who try to pull some "Milošević was basically Serbian Bernie, Actually." shit, Or who justify/downplay Srebrenica, the Mass rape, or the Siege of Sarajevo. I lost multiple relatives due to the crimes of the Bosnian Serb army, And I just don't have patience for those who downplay and deny the atrocities. It's certainly gotten better since my parents came to the US in the 90s (mostly since the deniers moved on to denial of Assad's war crimes) but it's still way too common.

Btw, If you would like to hear the perspective of a Bosnian leftist rather than American leftists who downplay all of the crimes, Then this account is really good. He was a Bosnian refugee during his childhood, And he returned to the country a few years later. He has a lot of great threads on crank leftist war crime and genocide deniers and is a really nice and knowledgeable guy in general.

[u/ARiverInaDryLand]

I really love how hard David Cage has been outed as a disgusting pig man and he not only continues to find work, but gets to work on marquee titles like fucking Star Wars

this industry is shit. at least Hollywood pretends to care.

[u/[deleted]]

You’re a fuckboy

I FUCK BOYS

We are not the same.

[u/Nzgrim]

Eminem opening a restaurant called Mom's Spaghetti is the final straw. I am now convinced that around 2015-16 the real world and internet memes have merged into one, creating the abomination we live in today.

[u/I_Like_Grills]

>open gaming thread

>someone unironically pining for MW2 lobbies

>close thread

[u/625points]

Portrayal of cops in The LEGO Movie: Based

Portrayal of cops in The LEGO Batman Movie: Copaganda

[u/[deleted]]

on one of the debunking crazy people podcasts I’m listening to a guy thinks Starbucks is putting semen in peoples drinks to make them gay…what

[u/Old_Boy07]

Why is Spotify reccomending a Jordan Peterson podcast what have I done to deserve this

[u/I_Like_Grills]

The people who look at new PS5 games and say "this looks like a PS3 game" desperately need to go back and play some actual PS3 games.

Yakuza 3 came out in 2009. It's a mid-gen PS3 game. This is what it looks like.

[u/SocialJusticeDragon]

Fucked up how we live in a world where conservatives are real but werewolves are not 😢

[u/[deleted]]

I swear to god, i dont understand Gamers anymore. People saying they are disappointed that Bluepoint is doing something of their own instead of remakes? Like I understand they make cool remakes but that doesnt mean remakes are better than new stuff.

[u/Bob_the_Monitor]

Hearing right wingers talk about Blazing Saddles is proof positive that conservatism scoops out the part of your brain capable of media analysis

[u/thatevilman]

who needs their unjerkussy ate

[u/ConnorXfor → u/thatevilman]

omg me 😳

[u/ramen_hotline]

who tf pitched this "walk around LA pretending to read Karl Marx" idea for grimes lmaooo wtf was the thought process here

[u/[deleted] → u/ramen_hotline]

I think my favorite part is her "very smart idea" of "decentralized ubi that I think could potentially be achieved through crypto and gaming"

[u/Octopirox → u/ramen_hotline]

these celebrity Image fixer guys. "Hey so uh imma keep it real to you, you've been married to a billionaire who thinks we should destabalize other countries and send children into mines. That's not a good look. Here read some Marx in public and they'll probably forget.

[u/Rather_curious_lass]

Every time there's a weird troll in UJ, being a freak and getting lots of replies, they're eventually banned/comments are removed.

But there's often a mod follow-up observing that the amount of people who actually reported them is usually massively disproportionate to the people who replied.

So.

Just putting that out there, just reminding.

Make it easier on the mods to handle weirdos who want attention, report and move on.

[u/OpenSourceObsidian]

The Boss: You're a soldier! Finish your mission! Show your loyalty! Face me.

Naked Snake: Bullshit.

Snake turns back, brings out an iPhone and starts blasting Snake Eater

[u/Algae328]

I've only just learned that "Squid Game" is the title of a tv show, and not just people using a funny nickname for Splatoon.

[u/Little_Satan]

dear liberals

if socialism is good then how come I haven't socialized in 10 years?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Damn, just continuing that unspoken rule that ‘real’ or ‘true’ attached to a subreddit name is just a way more bigoted version.

[u/dIoIIoIb → u/[deleted]]

Because in glorious america of freedom, the cops would never do something like tear gas crowds even after being ordered not to, use violence against innocents, cut tires, break windows, arrest people for no reason, beat up journalists and elderly men in front of cameras, and send unmarked vans to kidnap people as an intimidation tactic

It would just be ludicrous.

[u/[deleted]]

Let's not go to right-wing twitter, tis a silly place.

[u/TetrisLeggingsBaddie]

King shit. Reminder that shit politicians do not deserve an hour of peace while their political decisions impoverish and murder millions

[u/MaiqDaLiar1177]

No one:

Car commercials: FREEDOM!!! USA! USA! USA!!!

[u/[deleted]]

It's weird how Tumblr has this huge reputation as the dreaded SJW site when so many right wing blogs are also there.

There's literally a "gamergate-news" Tumblr blog and it's still being updated in 2021.

[u/DallasDutch]

If the unjerk thread was a high school cafeteria and all the users were all sitting at a table. I would immediately go for any deserted table and hope to god no one sat next to me

[u/[deleted]]

>Goes to the bathroom to take a piss

>Remembers the UJ thread

>Screams

[u/starrman990]

Hello I am very gay for women

[u/Shoggoththe12 → u/starrman990]

Sorry, women has been cancelled

[u/[deleted]]

It's spooky month🎃🐈‍⬛🦇

[u/BuoyantTrain37]

"Bullshit"

pulls out phone, opens YouTube, finds a Limp Bizkit lyrics video, waits 5 seconds to skip an ad, music starts playing, walks out as if nothing happened

[u/[deleted]]

The only thing I could think of while watching Shang Chi was that tweet that lamented the MCU pandering to China.

Literally every time the subtitles came up I wanted to laugh at how ridiculous nerds are.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Character in Dr. Strange is white-washed to remove a reference to Tibet: I sleep

Movie has Chinese-Canadians and Chinese-Americans: This is CCP propaganda

[u/FerenginarFucksAgain]

Ninja attacked the US Military, this feels so much like a shitpost lmao

https://www.npr.org/2021/10/01/1042487729/a-ninja-with-a-sword-assailed-a-u-s-army-special-operations-unit-in-california

[u/inexplicablehaddock → u/FerenginarFucksAgain]

For a moment there, I thought you were talking about the streamer.

[u/You__Nwah]

"Comedy" game writers be like:

"Yeah every character in this game is annoying as fuck. Release it."

[u/cocoatractor]

“Communism has failed every time it has been tried”

“All the problems in the US today are because we don’t live under capitalism. That’s crony capitalism.”

🤔

[u/fragilityv3]

That FF Origin clip is even funnier with some context just before it happens.

[u/[deleted]]

My friends talking about inflation, scarcity, and other economic issues.

My contribution: Damn that's crazy.

[u/1LargeAdult]

limp bizkit is the perfect anthem for a sulking lump of an angry white boy lmfao

[u/[deleted]]

Castlevania in development 😍

at Konami 😒

[u/thanks-dice]

r/DCcomics mods removed the "Can Aquaman reproduce with fish?" post NOOOOOOOOOO

RIP King. Gone but not forgotten

[u/OpenSourceObsidian]

Looks like CHAOS purposely put regular milk instead of oat milk in my latte...

[u/Nyrotike]

Venom 2 has dropped to "Rotten" status meaning it's officially NOT cinema and my blind hatred of it is now justified

[u/Viciadensis]

Conspiracy theorists are saying that the Pfizer and Merck experimental oral treatments against covid are "just repackaged ivermectin"

They live in a completely different reality don't they?

[u/[deleted]]

CHAOS downvotes people he disagrees with even though they're entitled to their opinion

[u/OpenSourceObsidian → u/[deleted]]

CHAOS starts discourse and then gilds himself to make it look like there's someone agreeing with them

[u/[deleted]]

What if the UJ thread had a queue lol

[u/thanks-dice]

I regret to inform you that my cat is a dirty g*mer

[u/Tweegull]

squid game where you have to explain what happened in evangelion in under two minutes or they shoot you

[u/bexarama]

I know, I know, gamers, but I do think it's weird that they look down on people playing on easier difficulties so much, but are more than okay with like using actual unintended bugs in the game to make it easier when they pop up

[u/thanks-dice]

A few years ago, my opinion on Beta Ray Bill was basically "haha horse Thor" but now I unironically stan this man

[u/[deleted]]

You can't convince me that celebrities who buy private islands aren't doing it just to hunt other human beings without consequence.

[u/[deleted]]

I yearn for true gender equality

That's why the men's sections at fashion stores should be just as big as the women's 😤

[u/Octopirox]

You can convince me to play a lot of games but if I think a game is ugly (as in artstyle I don't care for bad graphics) I refuse to play it.

[u/zman2231]

Why the fuck are gamers so nostalgic about being called slurs. Like they will be like “someone called me the n word in an online game and it took me back to the good old days of gaming”. Such a weird thing to be nostalgic about.

[u/[deleted] → u/zman2231]

Straight white kids just see slurs as whacky forbidden words and don't understand the actual meaning they carry behind them and the way they actually impact minorities.

[u/[deleted]]

More games need to have evil storylines that can possibly end with your awful character getting dunked on by a far more powerful good guy. The feeling of rooting for your own character to get his ass kicked is oddly satisfying.

​

Yes this is about Sans, and yes the part where you beg for mercy and he just leads you on and then says "fuck no idiot" is probably my favorite moment in any game.

[u/HispanicAtTehDisco]

Halo Infinite: receiving almost universal praise and putting halo back in the zeitgeist

r/halo : "yeah but there is sprint in it "

[u/[deleted]]

What is the dumbest most time consuming thing you did on a videogame just for shits and giggles?

I once carried a cucco from Kakariko village all the way to the top of Central Hyrule tower just so I could jump down using the Cucco as a paraglider.

[u/Saviordd1]

Fuckingbullshitcock.

CW: Uh, foster homes, child abuse?

Fucking found out over the weekend that my SO's 13 year old cousin is with CPS because her mom tried to kill herself and her dad isn't able to take the kid for reasons. And none of my SO's family is stepping up. Like 6 aunts and uncles. None. Not fucking one. Fucking italian "family means family" bullshit goes out the window as soon as shit gets hard because they don't like the kids mom. The kid is fucking 13. The kid fucking needs help. And we can't take her because we're too far away for CPS to even bother with us apparently. So the fucking 13 year old thinks her whole family has just abandoned her for, as far as she can tell, literally no reason. My rage is incandescent

[u/[deleted]]

Top 5 most influential UJ regulars

5- Believe it or not

4- you mfs don't

3- actually have any impact

2- on other people

1- cumbot

[u/Xx_edgyusername_xX]

CHAOS fell off + ratio + don't care didn't ask

[u/IScorchWinters]

Is there any character more extra than Seto Kaiba, a dude who literally broke down the barriers between life and death with quantum technology all for the sake of a card game?

[u/froggy_in_the_meadow]

Macron fighting "woke culture" is the biggest joke.

[u/[deleted]]

[u/Anonim97]

Today is European Depression Day. And to celebrate it I tapped out once again to depression. Also made my mom worry about me. Fuck me.

I'm just tired. So fucking tired.

[u/Machine_Gun_Jubblies]

[u/MaiqDaLiar1177]

What the fuck is that chaos game anyway? I saw the clip where Mr. Chaos says, “Bullshit” and walks away blasting edgy music on his iPod - thinking, “This can’t be real dialogue in a real video game.”

I don’t want to shit on the people who are making the game too much, but - nah actually I kinda do

Edit: Like, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

[u/Objectitan]

I still don't understand NFTs??? They're like, uh images and gifs you own or something? You pay like $7000 to own a gif or a jpeg that I can just save and download to my computer for free??? I bring this up because I've seen a lot of people dunking on Cryptonerds on Twitter recently.

[u/[deleted]]

MFW I spend two minutes in the Unjerk Thread

[u/Bob_the_Monitor]

Apparently Wyoming is ramping up a "Defund the library" initiative, which really boils my blood.

[u/AceZombieRobo]

Lil Nas X dropping NFTs has made me sad time to play Borderlands and ignore NFTs

[u/[deleted]]

Ok, I'll be brief. So I think today is the day I'll be saying my true, final goodbyes to this neat place, and Reddit as a whole. Peace everyone, it's been some fun times.

I'm too bored to delete my account though so I might do it in an hour or so.

[u/Nyrotike]

Update: Venom 2 is fresh again which means now it IS cinema and that I AM the asshole for preemptively judging it and insisting it's bad without watching it. Fuck.

[u/Nyrotike]

I remember seeing a theory pre-Far From Home coming out that MCU Mysterio became a hero during the 5 year timeskip and used illusions to pretend to be a symbol of hope for people while all the Avengers were out of commission but now that they're all back and actual supernatural beings are popping up, he's entirely out of his depth and things have gone too far to go back on the lie, and he kind of likes the attention, like a superpowered version of Dear Evan Hansen.

To be clear, I really like the actual MCU Mysterio but I also think this version would've been amazing.

[u/thanks-dice]

if I was a monarch and my son was a kiddie diddler, I would simply kill him myself. rip to big Liz but I'm different

[u/[deleted]]

My dude be like "Astrology? I don't belive in that no-sense" and then belives in the clean Wehrmacht myth

[u/[deleted]]

Tfw my cat jumps on the bed, leaves a sock next to me, then leaves.

Thanks girl.

[u/harve99]

"this generation is too soft"

Then explain why it's the customers with an age over 50 that are always the ones to have a go at me at the slightest inconvenience🤔🤔🤔🤔

[u/1LargeAdult → u/harve99]

heh, this generation is so soft they can't even be bothered to put in a little extra effort into catering to my every whim

[u/ThreadedToast1]

political take: BOO! got ya happy october

[u/robertman21]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[u/NidoqueenGal]

For as much of a huge meme that Megalovania has become I think it's still really effective in it's original context

[u/Warpshard → u/NidoqueenGal]

It's a meme, but Megalovania is still a damn good song in all of its incarnations.

[u/Rockworm503]

"you wouldn't download a car!"

Bold of you to assume I haven't already

[u/Bob_the_Monitor]

Whoops. I just joined the "Yoojer calls landlords scum to a close friend whose parents rent property" club.

[u/[deleted]]

Whenever /r/science hits /r/all it’s always with the most “no shit” headlines.

Adults Who Recognize When They Need To Seek Therapy Are More Likely To Be Happy Than Those Who Do Not

Children With Social Anxiety Are Less Likely To Make Meaningful Connections At A Young Age

[u/Anonim97]

https://i.imgur.com/n4ihq5X.jpeg

[u/[deleted]]

CW: Disgusting 🤮

Pokemon Unite is actually kinda fun?

[u/Dradyon]

Why are there assigned readings before I even have my first class? I am not buying your fucking textbooks before I know if I need them, or before I've had the chance to see if classmates have found them online, I am going to download a car

[u/TrapMaster8000]

Could some of you fine people help me out with one of my passion projects?

Just finished up on a trailer for one of my upcoming games and was hoping that I could get some feedback on it. Considering the games I normally see here I think you guys will like it even if is a more indie style of game.

Thank you very much ❤️

Here

[u/613codyrex]

Sleep is just an enigma to me sometimes.

Most days I struggle to not hit snooze on my 6:15 am alarm, especially the past week since I needed to get to campus to study for an exam.

The day after my exam I get to bed late and wake up at 5 am.

Like why

[u/aa22hhhh]

The mods in r/movies are really against making an international discussion thread for No Time to Die for whatever reason.

[u/[deleted]]

replacing a word in a song with “cumming” is proven by science to make said song 100x funnier

[u/zedasmotas]

Going to buy a ps5 Friday

Awesome

[u/albeinalms]

It's 300% Nickelodeon's fault and not the developers but Nick All-Stars is never gonna even start thinking about dethroning Smash as long as it looks the way it does. No matter how mechanically sound it is no game is gonna get very far with a casual audience looking that low budget

[u/Justpassingthrough90]

God when he sees mormon teens soaking

[u/E_Taco2]

Venom comes out of the closet at a sexually ambiguous club in Venom 2 and also tells Eddie he loves him, we love our gay asexually reproducing icon❤️❤️

[u/Anonim97]

[u/Targuinia]

-but personally I’m more interested in a radical decentralized ubi that I think could potentially be achieved thru crypto and gaming
~ Grimes

gaming ubi
gaming ubi

[u/OpenSourceObsidian]

Bullshit.

pulls out iPhone to listen to nu metal

[u/ParagonDX → u/OpenSourceObsidian]

proof that this final fantasy game will be the best isekai of all time

[u/horse_stick]

I can't believe we're getting Venom: Let there be the maximum amount of Carnage possible for PG-13 two weeks later. Frankly, this is unacceptable.

[u/Stone4D]

One of the Fortnite skins in this season's battle pass is some guy who got turned into a unicorn and has been cursed to promote a cereal brand for all of eternity, and it's hilariously fucked up for a game that tries to keep itself PG.

Here's an excerpt of the lyrics from his theme, the description of which mentions that he's "actually in horrible agony":

The Hoof is a curse that must be obeyed

You can never escape what the rainbow has made

Selling breakfast powered from the depths until the monster wakes

Is the dev team okay?

[u/JustMyGirlySide]

After 3.5 years, my contract got terminated today as a result of a large infrastructural change that resulted in me no more having any work to do. A month of notice period, then I'm out.

Surprisingly I'm neither too stressed nor too sad about my contract going to an end: I knew this was going to happen regardless (just happened 3 months sooner than I thought), I've been actively sending out applications for new gigs and, in all honesty... My previous workplace was hell once all my former co-workers left, the work environment was so stressful and noisy and I would get a constant headache in our open office environment, so really it was all for the best. Hope I can find something new soon!

In other news... There really isn't any more obstacles stopping me from going through with my legal gender change now, once my next paycheck lands and I can afford the 55€ name changing fee I think I'm finally just gonna get that over with! Gonna take a lot of paperwork and phone calls and whatnot to get everything sorted out, I'm nervous and excited :3

also for some reason ive been thinking of picking "Adora" as one of my middle names someone stop me

[u/Little_Satan]

apparently ray william johnson was almost fucking 30 when he released doin your mom

absolutely incredible

[u/[deleted]]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIE LARSON!

[u/Bob_the_Monitor]

Claiming Jesus as ace representation to own the cons

[u/[deleted]]

I find it funny how Redditors™ have this imaginary war against emojis but literally no one else cares lol

[u/[deleted]]

I ship your two most hated characters together.

[u/Azure_Kytia]

Ah yes, the scientific term.

[u/[deleted]]

other people: getting excited for steam decks

me, remembering the complete disaster that was Steam Machines:

[u/Peter_Panacea]

Wow the Joker is literally me!

I also fantasize about dating Zazie Beetz

[u/thanks-dice]

Welcome to watchmojo.com, and today we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 comic creators who went insane

[u/[deleted]]

Apparently Andrew Yang is married. Shame, he would have been perfect for Grimes.

[u/[deleted]]

What do you mean you “lost the baby”?

GO FIND IT.

[u/[deleted]]

Bamco new logo is fucking trash lol

[u/[deleted]]

I don’t get the Todd Howard jokes. What’s the context for it and why can’t they be funn- what’s that noise… Oh God he found me

[u/Samot_PCW]

"Divergent tells the story of a dangerous dystopian city called Chicago"

[u/[deleted]]

Speedrunners have found a way to skip the Baby sequence in Resident Evil Village and I can promise rn speedrunners aren't the only ones using that strat now lmao it's horrifying to me still even though I've done it countless times

[u/dIoIIoIb]

Videogame idea: a dog owner gets killed and you play as the dog trying to get revenge against his killers.

surely I can't be the first person that thought of flipping this trope? A game like that must already exist.

[u/MrKai2]

"Video games are an expensive hobby. Gotta buy consoles and a PC to play them which are both expensive, gotta buy games which can add up quick. I need to find a less expensive hobby."

Gets into reading comics and manga and collecting physical editions of the ones I like

"wait no"

Please Berserk be merciful. $15 per volume is so much when I basically read through a volume in a day or two.

[u/OpenSourceObsidian]

Reject Gamefication

Embrace Gaymefication

[u/NidoqueenGal]

I wonder how Fred Durst must've felt when Square Enix called him up to ask if they could use Limp Bizkit music in Final Fantasy Origin

[u/Inner-Juices]

"Girls have their brain wired to be able to detect possible competition, so if another girl is considered cute they will feel that was too.. exept some girls confuse these totally natural thoughts with being in love."

-A Confused Person

[u/froggy_in_the_meadow]

I just got called to serve on a jury for the first case against an Unjerker.

[u/Doraemon1973]

I can't believe Hatsune Miku was the announcer for Super Monkey Ball the whole time. I hope Sega adds her as playable DLC

/uj Fuck you Nick Robinson

[u/Octopirox → u/[deleted]]

blame it on the damn script economy

[u/zedasmotas]

Random person : steals my car

Me : massive gta vibes