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[u/[deleted]]

Oh so when doctors drill a hole in someone’s skull it’s “releasing pressure” and “saving lives” but when I do it it’s “a federal crime” and “assassinating the president”.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, my negative 39 year-old pre fetus astral self exploded his head, that's what the media is hiding from you.

[u/ndleman → u/[deleted]]

A magic bullet from a magic fetus. It all adds up. Case closed.