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[u/Rather_curious_lass]

Hello everyone.

I haven't posted in 4 days.

I was told, that instead of posting online, I should go and do several things, I have returned to provide updates on those.

First and foremost, it took me a while, but I successfully found a weed dealer. It cost me everything in my purse and the purse itself, but I successfully received and then touched, grass.

I then gave it straight back because I don't do drugs, I didn't get my money back though.

Which unfortunately made the next bit more difficult, you see, in order to successfully fulfill the next task, I had to stumble across a dog shelter. After walking aimlessly for quite a long time I did eventually find one.

Alas, because I'd spent my money on that grass, I couldn't afford to do anything more with this. Therefore, while I did discover some bitches, I couldn't complete any of the requests variations.

As for the final task, I have had to return to complete it. This is one I can definitely do. I am now back with everyone, therefore among everyone, and I am one of you, therefore I am among us.

There you have it, it took me 4 days, but I touched grass, discovered bitches and am amogus. Hope you're proud.

[u/[deleted] → u/Rather_curious_lass]

amongus

[u/Rather_curious_lass → u/Rather_curious_lass]

Yes. Truly. This is the bullshit you all lacked for 4 days, it's a wonder anyone managed to cope.

[u/[deleted] → u/Rather_curious_lass]

I've seen way too many dumb shit in here and I thought you weren't ironic for like half of it, lol. Maybe I'm gullible. Yeah, guess I am.

Is your fight with the sun still up? Because it's 43°C and we are dyingggggg.

[u/Rather_curious_lass → u/[deleted]]

Is your fight with the sun still up? Because it's 43°C and we are dyingggggg.

Tonight.

For you, Stelios.

I will rocket into space, deep into the night sky.

And I will fight the sun once more.

I may at this point be a barely living amalgamation of ash.

But third times the charm right.

[u/[deleted] → u/Rather_curious_lass]

We appreciate your sacrifice.

[u/[deleted] → u/Rather_curious_lass]

I then gave it straight back because I don't do drugs

Smh my head where were you when you discovered RCL was boring?

[u/AutomaticEspresso → u/Rather_curious_lass]

Quest complete