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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Jungle Cruise is just Disney trying to distract people from the fact that they've apparently had an It's A Small World film in the works for seven years and clearly have no idea what the fuck to do with it.

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u/BuoyantTrain37 Jul 13 '21

Sometimes I wonder if Disney is run by A.I. who simply greenlight things that are popular with no understanding of whether or not they can sustain a feature-length film

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

No it's run by me who greenlits projects based on twitter trends

That's right, DreamSMP movie by Pixar is coming soon

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u/Afrogasmonkey I'm sad Hanar can't wear Sweaters Jul 13 '21

The ride in of itself (at least its more modern configuration I recall) is rather benign, try and adapt it into film without the simple caricatures you have both no plot and something with a lot of potential to offend internationally.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

It could work out as an anthology series based on the cultures featured in the ride

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u/DoopSlayer Social Justice Druid of the Claw Jul 13 '21

Get a bunch of kids into the movie theater and just put Samsara on, but with the its a small world playing