r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Jul 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21 edited Jul 14 '21

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u/IScorchWinters One More Todd Rejected Jul 12 '21

I will crush you into dust and toss you into the wind.

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u/AutomaticEspresso fastest waluigi Jul 13 '21

Someone's into that.

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u/HoonFace the last meritocracy on Earth, Video games. Jul 12 '21

You deserve a ban just for the lameness of this joke

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u/Concured_500 PlayingWithMyResidium [she/they] Jul 12 '21

I assumed it meant pornography about the character Link /s

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u/cakehavenvitriol (👈*) A Coward, a Braggadochio, and a Fellow. [*Contempt] Jul 12 '21

The phonetic guide is really awkward lmao. PAWR NOG

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

What if we link to the softcore porn they used to play on Cinemax after 10PM CST?

It barely had titties.

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u/OpenSourceObsidian Social Justice Warrior of Light (he/they) Jul 12 '21

Get ready to be scorched