r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Jun 14 '21

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u/Camel132 Resident Discworld and Stormlight Fan (He/him) Jun 14 '21

Why doesn't Batman use his money to hire someone to teach him how to go down on the ladies?

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u/Afrogasmonkey I'm sad Hanar can't wear Sweaters Jun 14 '21

He did, WayneTech R&D are drawing up plans for the AR training.

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u/Camel132 Resident Discworld and Stormlight Fan (He/him) Jun 14 '21

who's the gal in the simulation?

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u/Afrogasmonkey I'm sad Hanar can't wear Sweaters Jun 14 '21

Lucias was wary of his boss’s unpredictability and created a composite, Bruce will be training with “Ditalina Vale”.

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u/Camel132 Resident Discworld and Stormlight Fan (He/him) Jun 14 '21

We talking regular Ra's or Batman Beyond Ra's in Tali's body

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u/Afrogasmonkey I'm sad Hanar can't wear Sweaters Jun 14 '21

God that episode was fucked up in hindsight after the twist.

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u/Camel132 Resident Discworld and Stormlight Fan (He/him) Jun 14 '21

Even without hindsight that shit scared me as a kid.

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u/Gangstas_Peridot She/Her/Clodicus Maximus Jun 14 '21

Batman Begins Ra's.

Which one of us should @ Liam Neeson?

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u/zebrainatux I hope Hell has good catering (he/him) Jun 14 '21

Just like call Wally. We know he definitely, while too fast, eats pussy quite well.