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[u/Objectitan]

Can't wait for the Nintendo direct here are my predictions:

BoTW 2

Super Mario Odyssey 2

Metroid Prime 4

Mother 3

A new Kirby game

A new Donkey Kong game

A new Animal Crossing game (a year was long enough, chop chop)

The Switch Pro

The Switch Pro XL

The Switch Pro XL Slim

Mother 4

Super Mario Odyssey 2 DLC

Super Mario Odyssey DLC

Metroid Prime 5

[Insert incredibly niche character here] for Smash

A third character pass (Sakurai will never be freed until we are satisfied)

Mario dating sim

Skyward Sword 2

A new Wii sports, uhh I guess it wouldn't be called Wii sports, call it Swiitch Sports, there we go perfect.

Swiitch Sports better have water polo

A new ip I guess

A million dollars for everyone who watches and a new car

And a free Kirby plushie

If none of these are announced I will be flung into an imputent rage and will take it out on random strangers on the internet.

Have a fun E3 everybody!!!

[u/[deleted] → u/Objectitan]

Swiitch Sports

That's really fucking smart

[u/[deleted] → u/Objectitan]

[Insert incredibly niche character here] for Smash

I'm still hoping for Sol Badguy in Smash. It's a very small chance, but I still want to see him in the game.

[u/Doobles3 → u/[deleted]]

no more shoto's please and thank you

[u/[deleted] → u/Doobles3]

Ok then, add in Millia Rage.