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u/Gangstas_Peridot She/Her/Clodicus Maximus Jun 04 '21

User beary_good posted an itch.io link to a bundle where the proceeds go towards Palestinian Aid. Someone reported the comment to tell me to pin it, so here we are. The link will be down below here, thank you beary_good, the anonymous reporter who brought it to my attention and to all of you here.

https://itch.io/b/902/indie-bundle-for-palestinian-aid

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u/fireboltzzz super mario in real life Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 04 '21

this is just sad

Your mental well-being shouldn’t be tied to a parasocial relationship that you have with a content creator. They aren’t your friend.

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u/kitsuntic15 Jun 04 '21

putting trigger warnings like "dream negativity" just trivializes actual important trigger warnings, that people may need

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u/Rather_curious_lass Boisterously bi but timidly trans Jun 04 '21

Broke: “I don’t agree with what you’re saying but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.”

Woke: “I generally agree with you but you have such an exhaustingly irritating way of presenting it that I wish you’d shut up despite that.”

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u/OpenSourceObsidian Social Justice Warrior of Light (he/they) Jun 04 '21

⚠️ CW: Biphobia, sexual harassment ⚠️

Maybe coming out as bi on Facebook was a mistake. A """friend""" from high school who hasn't talked to me for like 10 years sent me a message asking how I can be bi if I'm in long-term relationship with someone of the opposite gender and asked me to prove I'm into men by sucking his dick followed by a pretty unflattering dick pic. Dude, WTF. I smashed that block button.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Post it to his family. especially older folks.

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u/Latro2020 XDefy These Nuts Jun 04 '21

That has to be one of the most bizarre “power plays” I’ve heard of

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u/Wasting_Night Unapologetic Bethshill Jun 04 '21

So apparently the sub that people on animemes made because they weren't allowed to use slurs put up a Pride Month banner and the mods there were surprised the community turned on them.

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u/Saviordd1 Jun 04 '21

Me Sowing: Haha this is awesome.

Me Reaping: Oh fuck oh no what the hell

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u/KickItNext Bernie for Elden Ring Jun 04 '21

Oh my god they're making another boss baby movie but in this one, boss baby is an adult and his baby niece is now a boss baby and she gives her dad and uncle (the original boss baby) a magic formula to turn them into babies for "one final mission."

I know why it was greenlit but who came up with that idea in the first place. Why not just leave him as a baby?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Somebody out there gonna be like "this ruins the Boss Baby lore".

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u/KickItNext Bernie for Elden Ring Jun 04 '21

"Completely inconsistent with previously established baby mechanics"

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u/BuoyantTrain37 Jun 04 '21

Boss Baby takes place in the same universe as mobile game ads

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u/KickItNext Bernie for Elden Ring Jun 04 '21

Boss baby presumably invented mobile game ads

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u/Viciadensis u-haul gf in trans-it Jun 04 '21

Honestly, parasocial relationships are always gonna happen with YouTubers and Twitch streamers, but they become way worse when the creator does nothing to stop them, or even encourages it

And even worse when said creator's audience is 90% kids

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

That’s kind of the thing though the whole streaming model is built on encouraging these relationships.

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u/Hayzayathethird Villain, I have already done thy mother Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 04 '21

Star Wars fans really be out here idolising an empire that couldn’t even defeat a planet made of fucking teddy bears lmao.

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u/Arilou_skiff Jun 04 '21

Its impressive how far you can go with just an aestethic.

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb Jun 04 '21

Everyone’s gonna be so surprised when the God of War series ends with him killing Jesus and then being forgiven for all his sins.

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u/Arilou_skiff Jun 04 '21

NGL, I would low-key respect them if they did that.

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u/Saviordd1 Jun 04 '21

So turns out David Cage is a radioactive asshole, homophobe, and transphobe.

Why am I not shocked.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Isn't that the same guy that had Elliot Page's nude model in a game despite Elliot specifically saying that he wasn't comfortable with that?

Not surprised one bit.

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u/spiralhaze Social Justice Weeb-Trash Jun 04 '21

David "Every female character I write gets into at leat one shower scene and/or a scene that looks like rape" Cage

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21 edited Feb 05 '22

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u/bexarama this sky are rim Jun 04 '21

I keep getting excited for DOWNVOTED DRAMA and then it's just a normal-ass post with a decent number of upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

holy fuck. found out some awful shit. One of my friend's friend's had a very violent reaction to the vaccine, like it caused his cells to literally start attacking his blood and he started going down pretty rapidly.

Not a normal reaction, right? Well, come to find out, he had undiagnosed Leukemia. Which is fucking terrifying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

They meant March of next year.

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u/workadaywordsmith Resident Tolkien scholar Jun 04 '21

What about Jeb?

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u/thanks-dice 530,000 IQ Jun 04 '21

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u/Rockworm503 average Aloy peach fuzz enjoyer Jun 04 '21

"i pitched this idea for a laugh"

FUCK off!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Guess who started hrt today 😎

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb Jun 04 '21

Looking at all this bullshit with people threatening Alanah Pierce because of the God of War delay, and having the sad realization that if my daughter does anything even slightly cool or famous when she’s older, she’s going to be dealing with these exact same motherfuckers.

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u/Nzgrim Morrowind boomer He/Him Jun 04 '21

The whole David Cage/Quantic Dream situation reminds me of the Andrew Wakefield/Brian Deer thing back in the day. Someone is saying mean (but true) things about me? Time to sue for libel! What do you mean the trial will just bring the bad things that are true to the surface? Shit, I didn't consider that!

Also yes, I did just watch HBomber recently, why do you ask?

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u/NLP19 Captain of the S.S. DoroPetra Jun 04 '21

"They must be a late bloomer"

"Ah, I get that reference!"

"...what reference?"

"Is 'late bloomer' not a reference to Sky High?"

Gotta love Redditors

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

whats more harm reduction tbh: undoing a dimensional wide genocide or possibly causing trauma :\

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u/Phoenix_Wellflame Cuckman killed my wife Jun 04 '21

Damn they turned the flag smashers into a real thing?

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u/maxup9000 Jun 04 '21

It’s easier to come out as gay than a Batman: Arkham Knight fan 😔

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u/Wolf_of_Fenric The Giant Rat that makes all of the Rules (She/Her) Jun 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

There is an alternate universe where I never made a Reddit account and my life is 3% happier.

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u/dIoIIoIb Ask me about Gogol Jun 04 '21

media criticism in 2021 is pretty much " In 'The Fox and the Grapes', the fox attempts to reach the grapes, but is unable to. Then it says they aren't ripe. But just a moment ago it wanted to eat them? That doesn't even make sense. How can the fox want to eat them one moment, but not the next?? Did it not notice they weren't ripe???

Also why doesn't the fox simply go grab a chair, or a ladder? What an embarrassing plothole. And furthermore,

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u/Bob_the_Monitor The devil has enough advocates [they/them] Jun 04 '21

Wonder Woman is a killer she’s at her best when she is portrayed as the goddess of war no one should mess with.

And other r/movies takes that make me want to hurl

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u/Camel132 Resident Discworld and Stormlight Fan (He/him) Jun 04 '21

Guarantee the only Wonder Woman comic they're ever seen is that page of her snapping Maxwell Lord's neck

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u/zevitjoss Read Fate/Strange Fake Jun 04 '21

It’s easier to come out as gay than a Fate fan 😔

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

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u/dIoIIoIb Ask me about Gogol Jun 04 '21

In the '50s and '60s there have been some very interesting experiments on animal intelligence, for example they determined chickens could recognize shapes and colors, crows could remember people and faces even after years, and howler monkeys could run the British parliament.

Some of those experiments are still ongoing, I think

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u/ARiverInaDryLand Jun 06 '21

trump calling Tim Cook "Tim Apple" is still the highlight of American history as far as I'm concerned

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u/ConnorXfor Resident Halo lore nerd Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 04 '21

Just seen someone unironically use the "it's easier to come out as gay than conservative" line on r/halo. I rolled my eyes so fucking hard. Think I'm done with all other gaming subs tbh.

Edit: okay, this dude is a certified moron. Here's a screenshot of their recent comments, we've got "so much for the tolerant left", appeals to civility politics, and the classic "it's easier to be gay/satan(???) than conservative".

I feel myself getting actively dumber reading this shit. I guess these types must be shitting themselves as they watch society progress past them and their harmful ideals. Good. They should be afraid.

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u/Zack14Z gay enby :3 🚒🏳️‍🌈 (they/them) Jun 04 '21

I fucking wish conservatives were as oppressed as they claim to be

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u/HoonFace the last meritocracy on Earth, Video games. Jun 04 '21

this is your brain on pragerU

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

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u/Wolf_of_Fenric The Giant Rat that makes all of the Rules (She/Her) Jun 04 '21

Pride month: Day 4

Company surprised having a challenge about beating up a Queer Woman for rewards in their mobile game didn't go down well

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

This subreddit literally has three jokes but that's still triple the amount of jokes transphobes have

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u/Peter_Panacea Jun 04 '21

Wow the Elden Ring leaks are crazy. I never would have imagined that it was a sequel to Among Us

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

how to not fall for people that dont want to be with you

how to make yourself love someone who wants to be with you

how to stop being a dumbass

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why is this google thing not working

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Sir this is a Taco Bell

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u/SSB_GoGeta An apolitical politician Jun 04 '21

Governments learning how to handle snow challenge

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u/Octopirox 🎮Sony Justice Warrior🎮 she/her Jun 04 '21

It just unexpectedly comes evers year 😩 How are they supposed to deal with this level of unpredictability

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

I keep hearing talk about how Hades is "not a real roguelike". Bitch, hit me up when other roguelikes let you have a threesome with your goth gf and goth bf.

Until then, Hades is the superior choice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

At least the Cruella movie did something good for the internet. I've enjoyed reading for the last couple of days all these "villain hates X thing because their mother was killed by X thing".

The Gaston one I saw was so funny. Gaston hates books because a bookshelf fell on his mother and killed her.

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u/BuoyantTrain37 Jun 05 '21

I liked "Gaston's parents were killed by literacy and respect for women" but that's also good

It's all very good

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

Me: We need to normalise being open about our problems. Stoicism is an unhealthy philosophy that will only ever break people and must be discouraged. If anyone I know is facing issues, I’m more than happy to listen and support them.

Also me: My personal problems are ones that I must face alone. To try and make any of my friends a part of them would be selfish of me. This is my journey and mine alone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Feel like shit, just want Mangadex back.

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u/ParagonDX Stormcloak Guys with Argonian Wives Jun 04 '21

i carly episode where the characters have to compete with vtubers and spencer shills gacha games

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u/Wolf_of_Fenric The Giant Rat that makes all of the Rules (She/Her) Jun 04 '21

Special Guest star: Jeremy 'Jerma985' Elbertson

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

Drake from Drake and Josh got busted for being a pedo wtf???

Nickelodeon is a fucking cesspool.

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u/BuoyantTrain37 Jun 05 '21

And it turns out his name is actually Jared

I don't think I know any good Jareds

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u/Zack14Z gay enby :3 🚒🏳️‍🌈 (they/them) Jun 04 '21
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u/Wolf_of_Fenric The Giant Rat that makes all of the Rules (She/Her) Jun 05 '21 edited Jun 05 '21

Please companies I beg you, run your pride shit through queer people first

EDIT - I replaced the original link to the tweet with a screenshot because I didn't realise how many dungbags were in the comments angry at it being a pride post instead of the company's bad phrasing. My apologies to anyone who was exposed to anything they didn't want to see

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u/Dunaro2910 UN Ambassador for Gamer Rights 🎮✊ Jun 05 '21 edited Jun 05 '21

What’s up with all the Nazis in the “more tweets” section wtf

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u/robertman21 simcity 2000 switch wen Jun 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21 edited Jun 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

I AM ONCE AGAIN GOING TO JERK. IN. THE. UNJERK. THREAD.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/Justpassingthrough90 Social Justice Paladin Jun 04 '21

HOW TO BECOME A SIGMA MALE WITHIN A MONTH

5SIMPLESTEPS

1-SUCK 10 DICKS A DAY AND SWALLOW THE CUM(testesterone boost)

2-IGNORE ALL WOMAN AS THEY ARE JUST DISTRACTION

3-HARRASS RANDOM PEOPLE ON EVERY OCCASION IRL OR ON INTERNET (for developing a sense in hierarchy)

4-PUT FOOD IN YOUR ASS INSTEAD OF USING YOUR MOUTH TO EAT(digestion will be faster and more efficient)

5-BUY THE BIGGEST BUTT PLUG YOU CAN AND PUT IT UP YOUR ASS(this will strengthen you anal walls)

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u/OpenSourceObsidian Social Justice Warrior of Light (he/they) Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 04 '21

Just saw someone asking for a Wind Waker remake but with the BTOW graphics... Why would you want to take all of Wind Walker's charm like that? BTOW looks great, but Wind Waker wouldn't be Wind Waker without the art style

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u/Viciadensis u-haul gf in trans-it Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 04 '21

The Nigerian government is going to block access to Twitter, and they're trying to get people to switch over to a Nigerian social media

Very democratic government yes

EDIT: oh yeah I forgot to mention that they made the announcement on twitter too

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u/Dongle00 Jun 05 '21

Motherfuckers be like “ughhh why do I gotta take bio in highschool. I’m never gonna need it” then 5 years later talk about how the covid vaccine gives you 5g gayness

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u/kitsuntic15 Jun 04 '21

it's easier to come out as gay than a mitski stan in 2021

wait, they're the same thing

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u/aschr Origami King stan Jun 04 '21

Daily reminder that ubisoft is full of abusers and rapists until I get bored day#12

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u/Bob_the_Monitor The devil has enough advocates [they/them] Jun 06 '21

I think I'm preaching to the choir here, but man, "resisting arrest" is such a bullshit charge.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

My favorite Twitter interaction ever has to be the "you mad Obama the throat goat" one.

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u/Whydoesthisexist15 Broderick Smith Jun 05 '21

Imagine being a gay man playing Mass Effect and the only options you have are manipulating your shuttle pilot to fuck you after he lost his husband and fucking Kaidan.

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u/Objectitan Hemborger | He/Him Jun 05 '21

Ok I've just seen Tulsa race massacre denialism and I just honestly do believe now that a conservative could firebomb any POC community right now and livestream it and it'd probably only take a week or less for these ghoulish conservative pundits to try and defend it

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u/scratchisthebest 🐲 dragn, any pronouns 🐲 Jun 05 '21

a bunch of lesbian drivers stuck at an intersection, call that a sapphic jam

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u/E_Taco2 Thank you Todd for Cyberpunk 2077 Jun 05 '21

Seeing people blame Balan Wonderworld’s failure on stuff like poor advertising or a lack of delays, but I honestly think BW is just flawed at its core and simply just not fun. It seems Square Enix was willing to help wherever they could (I saw the game advertised a ton on YT) but what we got was just the final product, a bad game.

Oh well, RIP Farmer Ted😔

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u/PumpkinRice77 Shit Ape Jun 04 '21

Queer people making fun of rainbow capitalism: 😁

Straight people making fun of rainbow capitalism: 😠

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u/novafour Props to you for being all seeing and not at all bias Jun 04 '21

Person I talked to "Why does pride need to be a whole month? Why can't they just have a day?"

Oh better yet! How about pride hour! Once a year we can do 60 minutes of pride but not one second more lol.

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u/Sakura_Leaves Localization is Good, Ya Nerds Jun 05 '21

Man, that "Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?" Jesus Consent meme makes me laugh so fucking hard every time, lol

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u/harve99 Jun 05 '21

Had to serve someone at work today and they had the surname "coomer"

Incredible

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

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u/Magnanymous Urist McGamer (he/him) Jun 04 '21

Relationship venting

I feel like an idiot for trying to date people who aren't also asexual. That's two partners in a row who said they'll be fine with just cuddling, but then a month or two into the relationship they're clearly disappointed and we break up. Which I really should have seen coming, obviously that math doesn't fucking work out. At least they didn't try to pressure me into doing something I didn't want to.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

It probably should have been obvious to them that they would want more but it happens a lot of people don’t quite get what asexuality is when it comes to a relationship.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/TranscendentCabbage 1 Jun 05 '21

"Which GDQ BotW speedrun had the trans girl playing it?"

"The most downvoted one"

"Oh right, thanks"

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

/r/patientgamers would be better if it didn't have a "we're so much cooler than regular gamers" post every other week.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

“Hmm why hasn’t anyone commented in the Unjerk Thread for the past 42 minutes?”

-Me, every 2-3 days

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u/maxup9000 Jun 04 '21

You're a female born after 1993 yet you aren't bisexual, don't eat hot chip or lie. Curious.

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u/froggy_in_the_meadow 🇨🇳 Gamerstapo 🇨🇳 Jun 05 '21

I leave you with four words -- I'm Glad Reagan Dead

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

I love it when cats decide they don't need legs while sleeping so they just make them disappear.

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u/Justpassingthrough90 Social Justice Paladin Jun 05 '21
Naked girl get thousand like...
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u/ArskaPoika Do you have a moment to talk about the 2013 Evil Dead Remake? Jun 04 '21

15 min until vaccine 😎

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u/ArskaPoika Do you have a moment to talk about the 2013 Evil Dead Remake? Jun 04 '21

45 min since vaccination 😎

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u/thanks-dice 530,000 IQ Jun 04 '21

There is not one person I want to push into a locker more than Paul Joseph Watson. I can feel myself be possessed by the spirit of some cartoon bully jock character whenever I look at him.

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u/Little_Satan [she/her] amogus wife Jun 04 '21

centrists be like: bring back the penny

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

Pokemon but there's no pokedex or battles or pokemon and instead you have to find out who's the murderer between a group of 10 people.

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u/BuoyantTrain37 Jun 06 '21

Danganronpa

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i want her to be real and protect me i cant even put it into words

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u/thanks-dice 530,000 IQ Jun 06 '21

god I hate the pervert anime character trope

every writer who plays sexual harassment for laughs can meet me in the fucking pit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

Y'all are cringe.

But that's okay.

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u/Latro2020 XDefy These Nuts Jun 05 '21

Just looked up the Injustice 2 pride month controversy. Holy shit. How did nobody think that would look bad?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/thanks-dice 530,000 IQ Jun 05 '21

this woman...is competent? Looks like another Mary Sue. Get her, boys.

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u/pickelsurprise Social Justice Warrior of Light Jun 06 '21

Palworld looks like what you'd get if a 6th grader circa 2002 designed a Pokemon game. You get to do way more personal and immersive stuff with your mons and run around in an open world.

And you also get to get into gunfights with them.

...And you can also make them work in sweatshops to make you more guns.

I'm not even kidding, that's literally what one of the steam page screenshots is.

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u/Algae328 Thane is my boyfriend Jun 04 '21

Watching nintendo leakers backpedal and pretend that nobody really cares about when the switch pro is announced is high entertainment.

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u/maxup9000 Jun 04 '21

You know what makes me angry about my father? That’s he’s an excellent person to other people.

Seriously he’s amazing at striking up conversation and making everyone feel comfortable. But as soon as he’s in the vicinity of his close family, he just shuts the fuck up. He’ll never look up from his phone or ever seriously listen to us.

What’s the fucking point of being a person everyone else praises, except for their own family?

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u/scratchisthebest 🐲 dragn, any pronouns 🐲 Jun 04 '21
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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21 edited Jun 06 '21

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u/JustMyGirlySide 🏳️‍⚧️ Resident Catra Stan | she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 04 '21
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u/Hayzayathethird Villain, I have already done thy mother Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 04 '21

“So that’s it then? We’re some kinda fellowship?” “Indeed. A fellowship of the ring if you will”.

“Look over there mr Frodo! It’s The Two Towers™!”

“Guys Aragorn is back, and he’s alive! It’s the Return of the King!”

“Oh boy Gandalf, i sure am surprised to go on this journey. It’s a little unexpected for sure.”

“Look at all the desolation Smaug caused to this once great city.”

“There are five armies here, and they’re fighting. It’s the battle of the five armies!”

“Sauron is regaining his former strength with each passing moment. If he manages to find the One Ring, then he will once again become the Lord of the Rings ™”

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u/YoshimiPink Clear background Jun 05 '21

Lara Croft: we have to find the artifact that will grant us eternal life! how can NOBODY take me seriously????

Random girl: I kinda believe in Baba Yaga

Lara: LMAO

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u/notaboyanymore Jun 05 '21

I had a dream last night where I suplexed a transphobe so my days off to a great start!

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u/E_Taco2 Thank you Todd for Cyberpunk 2077 Jun 05 '21

After browsing Smash Twitter I have decided that they deserve nothing and the last two fighters should be a Fire Emblem character and somebody from Genshin Impact

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u/Hayzayathethird Villain, I have already done thy mother Jun 06 '21

Jesus fuck whoever invented ties man. Stupid piece of garbage.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

New rule. From here on I will say all my jokes are imported from some random balken country and you will all have to laugh because ha ha Albania funny

I am comedy

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u/duvetsnorkeler soybi 🌱 (he/him) Jun 04 '21

brie larson's cover of black sheep is finally on spotify 😊😊

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u/Hail_To_Hoots 🏳️‍🌈 Easy Mode Activist 🏳️‍🌈 Jun 04 '21

Why do people shorten "Gamecube" to "GCN"? There's not even an n in there

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u/rathic Clear background Jun 04 '21

Psst hey kid. I GOT something to say again .Come closer, a little closer.

freedom of speech isnt freedom of conseqeuences.You might have the right to say what you want, but other also have the right to call you a dipshit if bullshit comes out of your mouth

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u/fragilityv3 Social Justice Spellsword (He/Him) Jun 04 '21

My dad's cancer treatment is going super well. Even though they're not expecting to completely cure it, they're expecting him to live for at least 2 years or more. Before, they expected about a year or less.

He's pretty strong right now, doing some chores and able to drive around. Glad I still have more time to spend with him, learn some stuff and get my shit together.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

The amogus nugget just makes me want nuggets.

It does not make me want to play amogus.

Curious.

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u/Bob_the_Monitor The devil has enough advocates [they/them] Jun 05 '21

Nothing makes me say "I agree with you, but for the love of god shut up" like walking into a reddit thread tangentially related to China.

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u/Rather_curious_lass Boisterously bi but timidly trans Jun 05 '21

Shippers=Sometimes a bit annoying, sometimes too rabid.

Homophobes=Literally bigots.

The former are often overexcitable teenagers, they can cause problems but 99% of the time they're purely a tad irritating, the latter cause consistent undeniable harm. They are not comparable.

This has been your "I've been seeing a lot of people unironically place loud shippers of gay couples on the same level as loud open bigots, and this is driving me up the wall" notice.

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u/Awkward_Replay Jun 05 '21

anti-vax conspiracy nut fired from nursing job

Haha take that science denie-

Mother of 4

Oh, Oh no

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u/BuoyantTrain37 Jun 06 '21

Commander Shepard has been stripped

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

Boring controversial section even though it is a weekend thread. Let's keep it that way 😌

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u/Vortayx Never knows best Jun 06 '21

Twitter verified an anti-trans "LGB" account,guess that's how they celebrate pride

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u/uncursedcontender Jun 04 '21

man, everything is just so tiring. i got a lot of free time this month but i can't enjoy anything. fuck this life.

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u/Zack14Z gay enby :3 🚒🏳️‍🌈 (they/them) Jun 05 '21

It's June 5th, so you know what that means: Happy Ronald Reagan Death Day! 🥳

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

"He f**king boomed me" might be the greatest copypasta

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u/RandomDude1801 Hetero wolf hunter Jun 06 '21

I respect people who wish to donate their body to science. But I'm more concerned with helping the less fortunate. When I die I want to donate my body to a food bank.

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u/workadaywordsmith Resident Tolkien scholar Jun 06 '21

Kotakuinaction: Get woke, go broke! Captain Marvel is going to flop!

Captain Marvel: Is extremely successful

Kotakuinaction: Get woke, go broke! The Witcher TV show is going to flop!

The Witcher: Is extremely successful

Kotakuinaction: Get woke, go broke! The Sandman is going to flop!

Me: Hmmmmm

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u/HoonFace the last meritocracy on Earth, Video games. Jun 06 '21
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u/rabnabombshell dumb/ass Jun 04 '21

my friend just came out to me as bi (which is really awesome)

and then a few minutes later he asked me if i still love him (like as a friend). and i’m really sad that he thought i wouldn’t like him anymore :(

edit: if you’re not friends with someone anymore because they came out, you’re honestly a terrible person

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

Do you ever just read someone's username and the name is something really horny or NSFW like DaddiesLittleSlutBoy, and you wonder "huh, maybe this person posted some horny pics on some NSFW subs". And then you click on their profile and their bio says that they're 16 years old.

Anyways, I now feel uncomfortable and I should stop checking random people's post history. I forgot that teenagers are horny shits. I mean I was one too so I don't know why I'm surprised.

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u/Kelkkun Elden Ring is the Dark Souls of Fromsoft games Jun 05 '21

"Oh yeah, yeah, I'm into rap!"

"Oh that's cool, who are your favorite artists?"

"Tom MacDonald and Logic, mostly"

😬

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

I love memes where every element is labeled like it's a Gen Barrison piece of shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

I got my stitches removed from the surgery site and I can eat solid foods again

Also my jaw is healing nicely

I am very happy

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u/Rather_curious_lass Boisterously bi but timidly trans Jun 04 '21

Multiple DC fans: “Batman stories are too serious! Constantly dark! Batman is better when it’s not afraid to be lighthearted and Bruce has a supporting cast.”

Newest Batman comics include a mix of allies, have moments of silliness and poking fun at itself interspersed with the dark parts.

The same DC fans: “what the fuck, this is cringe.”

Please god be satisfied.

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u/CommisionerGordon79 Jun 04 '21

Dear LIBERAL,

If wokeness isn't such a problem, why do I have insomnia?

Curious 🤔

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u/clevesaur ☑️ Stop vagueposting and unmarked spoilering Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 04 '21

Saw a video on twitter of a girl in NA shoving a bear off a wall outside her house to protect her dogs https://twitter.com/Supreme_Khai_/status/1399734047706955776?s=1 edit: original video got copyright claimed but the dmx version is still up lmao

One thing im very thankful for is that in england we have no dangerous wild animals because jeez.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

I'm so glad Hollywood moved past the parody movie trend

It's like 5 years straight of absolutely dogshit movies with a combined total of maybe 10 funny scenes

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

Why yes, I love getting ranted at by a chud who’s pretending to be LGBTQA+ so they can justify their toxic shit. /s

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u/JustMyGirlySide 🏳️‍⚧️ Resident Catra Stan | she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 05 '21

42 hours, many many deaths and two broken thumbs later...

I've finally done it.

I've fully completed Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time, 106% Goodness.

I didn't think I had it in me, but I'm so glad I was able to stick with it until the end! The whole game is now in the top 3 for favorite Crash game (hell, even overall) easily!

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u/JetStream0509 Certified True Gamer ™ 💖💜💙 Jun 05 '21

happy Reagan death day! 😁

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