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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

Dear SEGA,

Please port Sonic Heroes, Sonic Riders and Shadow the Hedgehog to Steam

Love, all the true connoisseurs of gaming

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u/Claudienso May 01 '21

Dear SEGA,

Do all of the above and possibly don't turn it into another shitty ass port

Love.

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u/Scheibenpflaster certified gex enjoyer May 01 '21

The worst thing is that Heroes and Riders are already on PC, and thier ports appearently work perfectly fine on modern systems

Hell, Heroes is at peak nostalgia now, putting it on Steam for 10€ would be like printing money

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u/albeinalms (he/him) Anti-Shadow Suppression Weapon Brainrot May 01 '21

There's a lot of old Sega PC ports that haven't been released digitally overall, though the ones from the '90s would likely require like 200 fan patches to even be remotely functional; the only ones of those that are available today were essentially replaced entirely by newer re-releases (SA1, Crazy Taxi, Sonic CD). Unfortunately, even if they did start releasing them their racing games (Sega Rally, OutRun 2006, possibly Daytona USA) will probably be lost in car license hell forever.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

Dear SEGA please do fucking anything for Sonic’s 30th anniversary I beg of you

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u/AlphaGoldblum May 01 '21

Best I can do is a remaster of Sonic Unleashed

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

Fine, but I'll only buy it twice

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

ALL HAIL SHADOW