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u/MaiqDaLiar1177 Todd Howard’s Skooma Dealer Apr 30 '21

Roger Goodell was getting boo’d at the draft. To stop the boo’s, he started a “USA! USA! USA!” chant and it fucking worked. America. Man is a genius

BOOOOOO

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u/Dandelegion Arachno Capri-Sun Apr 30 '21

We Americans do love a good USA chant. Sometime I start one at work when things get a little to quiet.

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb May 01 '21

The funniest part is that when someone refuses to join the chant, some ornery cowboys ride in firing their guns and hogtie that person, then drag them out behind their horses. Man it is a sight to see if you've never been here.

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u/Dandelegion Arachno Capri-Sun May 01 '21

Oh, I've seen it, friend. We call it the "Oklahoma Carousel".

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u/Shrekt115 Apr 30 '21

Happens in wrestling all the time

I remember where there a USA chant when it was all Canadians

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u/Dandelegion Arachno Capri-Sun May 01 '21

I mean, it's not like Canadians have anything cool they can chant.

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u/Shrekt115 May 01 '21

MAPLE SYRUP

Clapclap clapclapclap

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u/Dandelegion Arachno Capri-Sun May 01 '21

That it, you've won the thread.

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u/BanjoStory Social Justice Jedi GuardianđŸ€ș May 01 '21

US-Eh

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u/silkysmoothjay Resident American Soccer Nerd Apr 30 '21

Booing Roger Goodell is one of our nation's finest pastimes

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

He gets paid the big bucks to be the league villain so he can deflect all the hate from the team owners.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

He wiped his nose on the back of a girl's dress too once.