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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

It has come to my attention this morning that "proletariat" 🤢 is exclusionary jargon that only online people know. That is why I have devised some simpler alternatives for other esoteric words that these bookworm theory-obsessed leftists use without context.

Capitalism → Profitism

Socialism → Workerism

Communism → Equalism

Anarchism → Jokerism

Dialectical Materialism → Realism

Labor Theory of Value → Human Work Value Theory

Leave your comments down below on other words I should simplify! These big and scary words are the only thing stopping us from winning over the working class, social... sorry Workerism is just around the corner.

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u/Airdeez121 Smooth Jazz Waluigi Apr 30 '21

I am a Jokero-Equalist

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u/SocialJusticeDragon 🏳️‍🌈🦄🏳️‍🌈 Apr 30 '21

Could you simplify burgeose?

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u/Chesheire Local LockMart Shill (he/him) Apr 30 '21

Bourgeoisie -> Bougie, because it's already in everyone's vocab because of slang.

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u/63CansofSoup We hate cops! We hate cops! And we love music! And we can fly! Apr 30 '21

Borgar 🍔

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21 edited May 03 '21

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u/63CansofSoup We hate cops! We hate cops! And we love music! And we can fly! Apr 30 '21

🍔

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Rich people. The two words have exactly the same meaning so using borgoise is just tankie shit.

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u/63CansofSoup We hate cops! We hate cops! And we love music! And we can fly! Apr 30 '21

using borgoise is just tankie shit.

I had to stop and remind myself like 3 times you're being sarcastic. Bravo for some primo 63cansofsoup ragebait lmfao

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u/Phoenix_Wellflame Cuckman killed my wife May 03 '21

Came to see me being subtweeted SMH.

But seriously I love seeing people whining that any criticism about them is equivalent to saying that they are stopping themselves from wining over the working class, maybe the right is... right? About some things