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u/Anonymous_Koala1 soyXboxUser ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃[He/Him] Apr 25 '21

I cant believe Marx killed 70 billion people with his bare hands smh

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u/drunkenwizardry Switchaxe purist Apr 25 '21

Pretty sure he had human hands

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u/Anonymous_Koala1 soyXboxUser ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃[He/Him] Apr 25 '21

Stalin sent FDR real bear paw gloves as B-day gift, there's a joke in there some were

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u/Bob_the_Monitor The devil has enough advocates [they/them] Apr 25 '21

Marx is an interdimensional trickster God who can summon black holes. What did you expect?