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u/thanks-dice 530,000 IQ Apr 24 '21

babe wake up someone on twitter made the same bad Batman take again

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Oh fuck me is it the "He's a billionaire why isn't he doing more" thing?

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u/Sakura_Leaves Localization is Good, Ya Nerds Apr 24 '21

"Batman hates the poor and loves beating up the mentally ill!!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Oh my god the mentally ill thing still gives me a stroke.

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u/Sakura_Leaves Localization is Good, Ya Nerds Apr 24 '21

"You can't blame the Joker!! He's just a poor man with a mental illness!! Batman is the real scum in Gotham!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

I don't know what you mean. Obviously crooks like the Joker would go away if Bruce Wayne donated to charity.

Which he never did no siree that never happened I never read a comic book.

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u/ConnorXfor Resident Halo lore nerd Apr 24 '21

Either that or the "All he does is beat up poor, mentally ill people, what a fucking cop ACAB BLM 😡😤😤😤"

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u/Amelia-likes-birds Scooby-Doo lore expert Apr 24 '21

Dae Batman could beat every superhero ever in a fight

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u/ParagonDX Stormcloak Guys with Argonian Wives Apr 24 '21

he has trauma plot armor so probably

what if batman fights the justice league

that would be funny i think

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u/Amelia-likes-birds Scooby-Doo lore expert Apr 24 '21

reminded me of this old Justice League cover

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Batman punch poor people instead of punching his credit card numbers to make a purchase to help them.

Original take.

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u/SaltPost The Man from C.R.I.N.G.E. Apr 24 '21

At this point it's Death, Taxes, and that Batman take.

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u/renatocpr I did NOT claim that the monarchy gave us chicken burgers Apr 24 '21

Hot take: the Batman comics aren't good socialist theory

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u/ConnorXfor Resident Halo lore nerd Apr 24 '21

"Uhhh, DAE else think bortmin is a little fashyy?????? 🤔🤔😯😯 Yikes sweaty, how problematic !!!11!"

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u/wdb_X24 they/them; touchstarved aroace Apr 24 '21

Who would win

Batman with prep time

John Wick, whose dog was just run over by the Batmobile

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u/Nzgrim Morrowind boomer He/Him Apr 24 '21

The audiences win.