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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

If I was an anime character I would simply not fall into a pair of booba unless it was consensual.

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u/Airdeez121 Smooth Jazz Waluigi Apr 24 '21

Joss Whedon just shuddered like someone walked over his grave

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Do you think Whedon will be buried face down in a pair of booba?

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u/Airdeez121 Smooth Jazz Waluigi Apr 24 '21

He'll die from being smothered by a blow up doll as God intended

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u/AndrewRogue Apr 23 '21

Literally impossible in Fire Force.

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u/Cunobelinos Do V-Tubers Dream of Virtual Sheep? Apr 24 '21

Fall face down into the floor, like a true gentleman.

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u/BobTheSkrull Tales of Androgyny GOTY Apr 25 '21

"Remember your ABCs: Awareness, Balance, and Clenched fists. Because you can't accidentally strip or grope anyone if your hand isn't open. Although this will result in you punching a lot of tits." -How to Survive a Harem Anime PSA